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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Guys stop, my mother's a nurse - don't make me think disturbing thoughts about her... :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Dudess wrote: »
    Guys stop, my mother's a nurse - don't make me think disturbing thoughts about her... :(

    Your Ma;);):p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Dudess wrote: »
    Guys stop, my mother's a nurse - don't make me think disturbing thoughts about her... :(

    Is she a naugty nurse? :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Is she a nauthy nurse? :cool:

    Does she wear the uniform & have one of those pocket watches & hat?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Dudess wrote: »
    Guys stop, my mother's a nurse - don't make me think disturbing thoughts about her... :(

    Is she a nauthy nurse? :cool:
    Block out thoughts, block out thoughts...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    Dudess wrote: »
    Block out dirty thoughts, block out dirty thoughts...

    FYP:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Dudess wrote: »
    Block out thoughts, block out thoughts...

    Has she a nice whip? :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭RDM_83 again


    Very disappointed was expecting this :(

    http://youtu.be/MlLIquCiyUw

    "Of course as you know the saying of Ogandi (???) chieftains, hunt first the enemy, then the woman"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    Florence Nightingale effect. Happened me once many years ago now - she even wrote to me for a few years afterwards. Never met her again though as she was English and went back home before I could get the courage up to ask her out. Lemon that I am.

    there you go again mr.biscuits, turning this into a thread about YOU


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Same thing happened to me OP and I decided I ask the nurse if she'd like to have dinner. When I awoke, I was strapped to a bed with a block of wood between my ankles which, after small talk, she then proceeded to break both with a sledgehammer. She made me write the ending to a book she had been reading.......

    ....no wait....


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    x


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Dudess wrote: »
    Block out thoughts, block out thoughts...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 buzzardflute


    Go start on the guy that put you in there in the first place,then you can even charm her with your sad story of getting left in hospital by the same guy twice;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,996 ✭✭✭10green bottles


    3 certain things in life: Tax,Death and a Nurse :D
    Good Luck out there OP.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Easey Peasey.

    Ring the hospital, tell them you have a delivery but only have her first name and the dept. she works in and that you require her surname.


    After this send her name to me and I will tell you where she lives....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Has she a nice whip? :cool:
    No, she used the wooden spoon on us.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    Battered mars bar, such an epic username. :pac:

    How did I miss this :o
    Nothing like standing in a chipper with a face full of grease and chocolate to impress the ladies :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Dudess wrote: »
    No, she used the wooden spoon on us.

    Well then shes more of a sexy chef.

    Did she spank you with it?

    How does that make you feel?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    How did I miss this :o
    Nothing like standing in a chipper with a face full of grease and chocolate to impress the ladies :pac:

    I hear you brother. ;)


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