fanny pad stuck on door.

gustafo

was driving into town earlier and i could hear some flickering noise from the passenger door, stopped d car and went out for a look and there it was this dirty blood stained fanny pad stuck to the door, jesus christ nearly got sick,

D car was parked outside my house without being moved for 2 days, no idea who did it but more than likely one of the neighbours.

Sick fcuks

Fart

Did you give it a sniff?

frozenfrozen

did you take the motorway on the way home?

lividduck

gustafo wrote: »

was driving into town earlier and i could hear some flickering noise from the passenger door, stopped d car and went out for a look and there it was this dirty blood stained fanny pad stuck to the door, jesus christ nearly got sick,

D car was parked outside my house without being moved for 2 days, no idea who did it but more than likely one of the neighbours.

Sick fcuks

Thats sick, just pure [EMAIL="fu@king"]fu@king[/EMAIL] sick!:mad:

Local-womanizer

It means a girl likes you, it's called courting.

FFS kids these days!

Where To

gustafo wrote: »

was driving into town earlier and i could hear some flickering noise from the passenger door, stopped d car and went out for a look and there it was this dirty blood stained fanny pad stuck to the door, jesus christ nearly got sick,

D car was parked outside my house without being moved for 2 days, no idea who did it but more than likely one of the neighbours.

Sick fcuks

Reg snob!

hondasam

What did you do with it OP?

EarlERizer

Bloody C.... oh!

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

You must be posh. In my neighbourhood the women use their sock, not a pad.

Kensington

Bloody hell...

yammycat

You must live in one of the nicer parts, I can tell by your story and also your grammar.

LilyCricket

could have been there for a long period of time, only noticing now?

Teyla Emmagan

Hilarious!! I'm guessing your not a girl anyway OP, it could have been worse. The whole world could have thought it was yours.

Pretty gross tho, incidentially.

senorwipesalot

Man hole covers.

Nodin

hondasam wrote: »

What did you do with it OP?

I'd say this was on the right track...
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=78004427&postcount=2

antodeco

Maybe it's a cheap version of an iPad

upandcumming

gustafo wrote: »

was driving into town earlier and i could hear some flickering noise from the passenger door, stopped d car and went out for a look and there it was this dirty blood stained fanny pad stuck to the door, jesus christ nearly got sick,

D car was parked outside my house without being moved for 2 days, no idea who did it but more than likely one of the neighbours.

Sick fcuks

What is a 'D Car'?

Tonto86

Bloody c unt!

hidinginthebush

Maybe they were trying to set you up for a bear attack. The bears can smell the menstruation.

xzanti

LOL

antodeco

Woaaaah, body form. Body form for yoooouuu!

Good luck getting that out of your head.

cynder

The DNA is left behind, give it too the guards see if they can trace her and do her for littering....

ilovesleep

gustafo wrote: »

was driving into town earlier and i could hear some flickering noise from the passenger door, stopped d car and went out for a look and there it was this dirty blood stained fanny pad stuck to the door, jesus christ nearly got sick,

D car was parked outside my house without being moved for 2 days, no idea who did it but more than likely one of the neighbours.

Sick fcuks

I choked laughing very hard at this.

hondasam

antodeco wrote: »

Good luck getting that out of your head.

It was stuck to the car door not his head

ilovesleep

Ladies and women, if there's any man in your life that you want to piss off, annoy, get revenge on, etc we now know the best way to go is to use period stuff:

Used pads and tampons
Blood stained knickers

EarlERizer

ilovesleep wrote: »

Ladies and women, if there's any man in your life that you want to piss off, annoy, get revenge on, etc we now know the best way to go is to use period stuff:

Used pads and tampons
Blood stained knickers

And the rest of the month .....just be yourselves!

Mr.Biscuits

Good news OP:

The girl you hit wasn't pregnant.

SteoL

gustafo wrote: »

was driving into town earlier and i could hear some flickering noise from the passenger door, stopped d car and went out for a look and there it was this dirty blood stained fanny pad stuck to the door, jesus christ nearly got sick,

D car was parked outside my house without being moved for 2 days, no idea who did it but more than likely one of the neighbours.

Sick fcuks

Hahahahaha

Are you sure it was blood and not just ketchup?

Hahahahaha

saa

grindelwald wrote: »

The DNA is left behind, give it too the guards see if they can trace her and do her for littering....

Yep call out forensics and get that sample to the lab stat!
Besides she wasn't littering, she was clearly decorating.

Gummy Panda

ilovesleep wrote: »

Ladies and women, if there's any man in your life that you want to piss off, annoy, get revenge on, etc we now know the best way to go is to use period stuff:

Used pads and tampons
Blood stained knickers

Don't be so sure... some guys can tolerate a lot

LilyCricket

saa wrote: »

Yep call out forensics and get that sample to the lab stat!
Besides she wasn't littering, she was clearly decorating.

Yes, she had the painters in alright

Nodin

hondasam wrote: »

It was stuck to the car door not his head

....though it might be stuck to the end of his snozz by now.

Nodin

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Don't be so sure... some guys can tolerate a lot

...in fact, given the sleaze factor, it could be sending a message at complete odds with that intended.

wandatowell

a ffs sake.


what a scummy thing to do

Satts

Add a few herbs, some bread crumbs and boil it up in a pot to make black pudding. Yum yum. :pac::pac::D

patwicklow

Bloody hell...

amacachi

Doubt it was a bodyform, surely the OP would've seen the owner rollerblading past?

Motorist

Flucking sickbags that did that. I would have lost it if I caught the person in question.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOUdakrP52E Really easy to relate to.

pebbles21

Was it put there just for the Easter period?

wonton

ilovesleep wrote: »

Ladies and women, if there's any man in your life that you want to piss off, annoy, get revenge on, etc we now know the best way to go is to use period stuff:

Used pads and tampons
Blood stained knickers

fair play to adele for going the other route though.

scholar007

I know a lad whose wife accidently found one in the back of his car - It wasn't hers (the wifes) - Needless to say he got a rough ride over it.........!!!

hondasam

scholar007 wrote: »

I know a lad whose wife accidently found one in the back of his car - It wasn't hers (the wifes) - Needless to say he got a rough ride over it.........!!!

I'd say it was a rough ride in the car and no ride from the wife.

mr_edge_to_you

It is sick but it's funny.

Anyway make sure to take it off before the Nct. The inspector would go mad, like a red rag to a bull.

Nyan Cat

mr_edge_to_you wrote: »

It is sick but it's funny.

Anyway make sure to take it off before the Nct. The inspector would go mad, like a red rag to a bull.

Failed for a dirty rag. It's a money making racket(!)

cynder

It reminds me of when I got my car washed, it was sparkling and I stopped at home and no sooner had I put the handbrake on some bird did an enormous s$$t in the middle of the hood. It's been sitting there for 2 weeks. .

the keen edge

**** on it and then stick it in the hotpress for nine months; then sit back and watch the cash and perks roll in via the numerous state benefits available to single parents.

wivy

Fart wrote: »

Did you give it a sniff?

HAHAHAHA

Nodin

grindelwald wrote: »

It reminds me of when I got my car washed, it was sparkling and I stopped at home and no sooner had I put the handbrake on some bird did an enormous s$$t in the middle of the hood. It's been sitting there for 2 weeks. .

Did you not just tell her to get off the bonnet when you saw her squat down and drop the strides?

KittyeeTrix

This thread has me in stitches!! So funny:D

Wilberto

KittyeeTrix wrote: »

This thread has me in stitches!! So funny:D

+ 1


Hilarious stuff lads!!! :D:D:):):)

cynder

Nodin wrote: »

Did you not just tell her to get off the bonnet when you saw her squat down and drop the strides?

Talk about a birds eye view!


puts channel 4s embarrassing bodies to shame! Ive never seen feathers down there before...... That must be bum fluff!