fanny pad stuck on door.

Smidge

This woman must be stopped. First, pooping on your car and the a soiled st on the op car door. She is clearly a menace

Special Agent Oso

Holy Jesus, im only new to Boards and this is my first visit to After Hours. There is some crazy fuc*ers out there- im gonna love the stuff that goes on, on here

Nyan Cat

I'm intrigued though. Who the feck calls a rag a fanny pad?! But for purposes of thus thread, it's great!

efb

a fanny pad???- has the bitch never heard of tampons! She'd prob stick them in your exhaust thought!

antodeco

Your car isn't red by any chance? Maybe the missus scraped it and didn't want you knowing? Cheap paint job and applicator.

efb

Maybe she was jealous cos you have a car and all she has is a menstrual cycle...?








/gets coat!

LilyCricket

dirty bitch really

chughes

Always with the tampon puns.....

Nyan Cat

chughes wrote: »

Always with the tampon puns.....

Always, Tesco Value, Tampax

efb

She needs one of these, god knows where she'd deposit the stuff though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOpIt4sQHsw

LilyCricket

efb wrote: »

She needs one of these, god knows where she'd deposit the stuff though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOpIt4sQHsw

if they are mooncups ladies lounge do be lovin' them

AdrianII

Funniest thing Iv read in ages. Haha.

Pottler

check your car for damage, I'd say a bird hit it by accident and left a note for you scibbled in lipstick - that was a note pad some cnut left you.

Nyan Cat

A message written in blood eh I suppose a (fanny) pad was all she had in her bag to 'write' on!
Classy

TiGeR KiNgS

This reminds of the time when I was in school, sat down in History class and a bloodied tampon lying right beside my foot in class.

That was not a pleasant day. Especially when the teacher asked me to put it in the bin in the middle of class.

Ended up one of life's little traumas.

LilyCricket

TiGeR KiNgS wrote: »

This reminds of the time when I was in school, sat down in History class and a bloodied tampon lying right beside my foot in class.

That was not a pleasant day. Especially when the teacher asked me to put it in the bin in the middle of class.

Ended up one of life's little traumas.

:eek:

they should not have done that

unless it was yours?

TiGeR KiNgS

LilyCricket wrote: »

:eek:

they should not have done that

unless it was yours?

Well the teacher didn't know what it was and I wasn't prepared to debate it in the middle of class. Unfortunately everyone else seemed to know

Wibbles19

Have I missed a page, where's the "blast it with piss" and "your Ma" replies?

WolfgangWeisen

This is a common ritual performed by Corkonian females to mark males they intend to mate with to prevent other females from attempting to mate with said male first. The men are then expected to use the scent to find the female, club her and bring her back to his cave to mate and pray for fertility to their Gods in Dublin.

I believe David Attenborough covered it quite thoroughly in his BBC series "Corkonia: The Last of the Homo Erectus".

Dudess

Seems like a bit of a jam OP.

Nodin

Funny enough, its easier to believe in women sticking such things on the side of cars than it is in them applying them and skipping round the place 'feeling fresh'.

First thread I see on AH after scoffing an Easter Egg....and now I think I'm gonna puke that egg back up :eek:

Thanks OP!!:mad:

ToddyDoody

What a thread!

westernventure

super stuff what a dirty yoke..she sounds like my kind of woman:)

Richard Hillman

it was probably just red ink

cartell_best

Theres no limt to the use of jam rags, convenient and useful

irelandspurs

Was it one of the ones with wings?

Squ

My wife goes mental when I call,them nappies

mr_edge_to_you

irelandspurs wrote: »

Was it one of the ones with wings?

No, those cars don't really exist. The ones in films are just models

corktina

irelandspurs wrote: »

Was it one of the ones with wings?

Linda or Paul you mean?

DEFTLEFTHAND

Eww. Whatever about us all been in the gutter some of us are definitely not looking at the stars.

fatherted1969

Op you must have hit her at some speed if thats all that was left of her

mr_edge_to_you

Girl walks up to guy in night club: "you wanna come back to my pad?".

Guy: "hell ya".

Couple return to car........

Girl: "crap.......my pad is gone. Could've sworn I parked it here".

giles lynchwood

Doing anal in the reverse cowgirl position can send them little fcukers flying,like siht out of a duck's arse and they can land anywhere.
So i'm told anyway.

Joe10000

You can't handle the truth.

Satts

Maybe your car is a pussy magnet.

antodeco

Just write 'Sparco' on it and all your mates will think you're cool.

/emails Halfords product department

patwicklow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIW6UeGxnuY

Please do not watch if you feel faint looking at blood

ziggy23

hahaha this thread has cheered me right up:D Reminds me of the time my dog came running up the road with a used pad in his mouth:eek::( Brought him straight to vets and never ever let him lick my face again:o

The_Thing

fatherted1969 wrote: »

Op you must have hit her at some speed if thats all that was left of her

+1 for making me laugh today.

The_Thing

Squ wrote: »

My wife goes mental when I call,them nappies

Call them gowel towels next time to see what her reaction is.

patwicklow

It really is a funny tread just goes to show there's still great Irish wit out there and we haven't lost it.

MickySticks

Put up a pic of the fanny pad.

patwicklow

MickySticks wrote: »

Put up a pic of the fanny pad.

Why don't you send him a S.A.E

misterdeeds

gustafo wrote: »

was driving into town earlier and i could hear some flickering noise from the passenger door, stopped d car and went out for a look and there it was this dirty blood stained fanny pad stuck to the door, jesus christ nearly got sick,

D car was parked outside my house without being moved for 2 days, no idea who did it but more than likely one of the neighbours.

Sick fcuks

Not the first thing you would want to see on a mon morning with a hangover

KittyeeTrix

patwicklow wrote: »

Why don't you send him a S.A.E

Ah jaysus............Brilliant!!!:D:pac:

Gummy Panda

They're called Maxi Pads :mad:

micropig

Gummy Panda wrote: »

They're called Maxi Pads :mad:

This one was a Taxi Pad??:D

patwicklow

micropig wrote: »

This one was a Taxi Pad??:D

Musta been a big fanny so..

Nodin

Gummy Panda wrote: »

They're called Maxi Pads :mad:

Unless it glittered, I doubt it.
http://www.always.com/infinity/always_infinity.jsp#/be-the-magic

We needed pics, really.