Chocolate

efb

I fupping love it! And in 4 minutes I can eat it again- gave it up and it brought me nothing but misery and I didn't lose any weight

Who else loves chocolate?

And never mind your 80% cocoa stuff, cadbury ftw!!!

Mr.Crinklewood

To be a proper catholic you have to take into account the time change for BST before you finish lent

El Weirdo

efb wrote: »

Who else lose chocolate?

Once.

Then I found it again, so it all turned out okay in the end.

RacoonQueen

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

To be a proper catholic you have to take into account the time change for BST before you finish lent

And an extra day if you ate meat on Ash Wednesday. If you ate meat on Good Friday, you have to start lent all over again.

emeraldstar

El Weirdo wrote: »

Once.

Then I found it again, so it all turned out okay in the end.

That could have been awful. Glad it worked out.

efb

Fup religion - just needed to cut back- and lose weight, didn't work!

RacoonQueen

efb wrote: »

Fup religion - just needed to cut back- and lose weight, didn't work!

Going back on the chocolate won't help.

emeraldstar

RacoonQueen wrote: »

Going back on the chocolate won't help.

...o rly?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17511011

efb

RacoonQueen wrote: »

Going back on the chocolate won't help.

might make me happier!

hairyprincess

Love chocolate. I love it soooooooo much I didn't even give it up for Lent.

I think OP if you truly loved chocolate you would never have given it up for forty days AND nights. I declare you a fairweather chocolate lover. :mad:

Wilberto

efb wrote: »

I fupping love it! And in 4 minutes I can eat it again- gave it up and it brought me nothing but misery and I didn't lose any weight

Who else loves chocolate?

And never mind your 80% cocoa stuff, cadbury ftw!!!

Congrats......I tried giving it up for lent but failed miserably.....((Well, I got over half way, i think)) :rolleyes::rolleyes::o:o

efb

hairyprincess wrote: »

Love chocolate. I love it soooooooo much I didn't even give it up for Lent.

I think OP if you truly loved chocolate you would never have given it up for forty days AND nights. I declare you a fairweather chocolate lover. :mad:

tell that to my therapist!!!

pastries just don't cut it!

SChique00

I gave up chocolate for two weeks and couldn't survive any longer without it. Gimme a stick of Twirl with the ends bitten off, and I'll use it to suck my tea through... chocolately bliss

WolfgangWeisen

I ate 12 creme eggs yesterday.

2400 calories of gooey goodness.

Gbear

Get about 30g 70%+ dark chocolate, a pinch of salt, a couple of table spoons of honey, melt in a double boiler and stir in about 50ml warm cream and bang, epic chocolate sauce.

Add bananas and ice cream for serious banana split.

No need to thank me. You earned it.:pac:

--LOS--

I basically got what may be described as a ****ing huge basket of chocolate off my bf for easter. My reaction to that much chocolate.......I laughed uncontrollably for a while banging my head off the table but not saying anything, then I cried, yes literally :pac:

JerryHandbag

Good for your soul, bad for your hole

hairyprincess

--LOS-- wrote: »

I basically got what may be described as a ****ing huge basket of chocolate off my bf for easter. My reaction to that much chocolate.......I laughed uncontrollably for a while banging my head off the table but not saying anything, then I cried, yes literally :pac:

You can't handle the chocolate!!

Give it to me. Now.

Barna77

Lent is finished.....

Death by chocolate!!

I will enjoy slowly, with lust, a triple chocolate muffin

policarp

Looks like schite
but tastes better.

Jezek

Why would you not just eat some chocolate if giving it up made you miserable?

I don't understand - if you don't want to give something up, no-one is forcing you

Surely even if you cite religion then you would not be miserable but infused with calm and serenity from high above

AskMyChocolate

hairyprincess wrote: »

Love chocolate. I love it soooooooo much I didn't even give it up for Lent.

I think OP if you truly loved chocolate you would never have given it up for forty days AND nights. I declare you a fairweather chocolate lover. :mad:

Y'see that's what I would have said.

Choco

*parboils carrots*

\ in a lonely saucepan (dries tears) with a couple of leeks.

Bastard.

*sniff*

\ adds cream

*Whisks disconsolately*

Dropping consistency?

*bawls*

Dudess

As long as there are desserts I can live without chocolate... but then again Tesco triple choc cookies...? I prefer that world.

IM0

Lindt FTW :cool:

DEFTLEFTHAND

I'm demolishing eggs as I speak. Yum Yum, Mars 'the egg' is my favourite.:)

AskMyChocolate

Dudess wrote: »

As long as there are desserts I can live without chocolate... but then again Tesco triple choc cookies...? I prefer that world.

Aah, y'd think so missus, but that sticky toffee pudding is politically illiterate!...... has no sense of humour....

....and obviously couldn't give you a game...., "Y'Langer".:pac::p

*tucks into spiced beef sambo*

AskMyChocolate

Jezek wrote: »

Why would you not just eat some chocolate if giving it up made you miserable?

I don't understand - if you don't want to give something up, no-one is forcing you

Surely even if you cite religion then you would not be miserable but infused with calm and serenity from high above

Have you ever tried to give up smoking,failed, after four days, and then got the high of abstention relieved?

Best. Smoke. Ever.

AskMyChocolate

Chocolate aside, (Burn him,burn him he's a witch), are there no fans of lemon cheesecake?

It's my fave.......

.....obviously drenched in chocolate sauce!


*rolls in the (lemon)grass*


"I was only joking. I can't stand chocolate sauce."


\ mounts broomstick

AskMyChocolate

RacoonQueen wrote: »

And an extra day if you ate meat on Ash Wednesday. If you ate meat on Good Friday, you have to start lent all over again.

Aah bollix! You're fcuking joking.No fair.

*puts stuff back in the press resentfully*

\ awaits March 17, 2013*

:mad:

hattoncracker

I pointed out the egg I wanted from my bf in January and he left it til yesterday, asked me if I'd buy it for myself coz he was out in the countryside, and there was nothing left.. NOTHING!!

So he says he got me a surprise.. Why am I ok with that? Id already gotten myself one.. Heehee!!

But chocolate lovers, you need to try Tesco branded Mississippi Mud Pie... Jesus it's amazing!!

Flojo

Just put it in my mouth... there is no time!!

Seomra Mushie

Dudess wrote: »

As long as there are desserts I can live without chocolate... but then again Tesco triple choc cookies...? I prefer that world.

Yeah, as long as there are baked goods in the world, I can do without chocolate.

Aidric

I'm a Milka & Kinder man. Oh yes.

I haven't had chocolate in weeks and I can't believe I've no interest in having any today. There is something seriously wrong with me!

I decided last night I'd treat myself to some microwave popcorn, got home and remembered I've no microwave. Doh.

Barna77

Dark chocolate ftw

White chocolate is evil

Feeona

--LOS-- wrote: »

I basically got what may be described as a ****ing huge basket of chocolate off my bf for easter. My reaction to that much chocolate.......I laughed uncontrollably for a while banging my head off the table but not saying anything, then I cried, yes literally :pac:

:pac:

I think that's the reaction every guy hopes for when getting a gift for their girlfriend.

Mr. CooL ICE

I have already eaten more chocolate this morning than i have for the year to date. And i didnt give anything up for lent.

I feel sick

Wilberto

Flojo wrote: »

Just put it in my mouth... there is no time!!

That looks sooo bad being the first post on the page........



Still though gave me a laugh anyway!!!!!:D:D:D:D

starlit

I lurrrves it! yum!

xoxyx

Couldn't be arsed with chocolate.

Spuds are where it's at.

Dudess

Dudess wrote: »

As long as there are desserts I can live without chocolate... but then again Tesco triple choc cookies...? I prefer that world.

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