Present for 1year olds birthday

questionquick

Want to get a present for my nephews first birthday.

Has to be cheapish ..and be able to buy it in the morning..any suggestions?

Anything except toys cause that's boring. Thanks

Posting this here since its after midnight and I didn't think I'd get responses in the gifts thread at this time.

hairyprincess

Eh???

Mickey Dazzler

A punch in the face?

KeithM89_old

Bubblewrap

My name is URL

Swiss Army Knife

stupidusername

So you're looking for something for a 1 year old, that isn't a toy? and that you can buy on easter sunday morning, one of the big days where shops won't be open.

Namlub

questionquick wrote: »

Want to get a present for my nephews first birthday.

Has to be cheapish ..and be able to buy it in the morning..any suggestions?

Anything except toys cause that's boring. Thanks

Posting this here since its after midnight. After-hours?

Huh?

God...

Tomorrow is Easter... aren't most places closed???

JustAddWater

Domo230 wrote: »

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

A punch in the face?

No you need a KICK IN THE FACE

Where's facekicker when ya need him?

hairyprincess

Coke.

Conveniently comes in two types, liquid and powder. Take yer pick

hairyprincess

Domo230 wrote: »

They would deny it, but deep down inside if you were to give anyone (and I mean ANYONE) bubblewrap as a present they would love it.

You can get hours of fun from that ****

I once got car mats as a present. Bubble wrap would have been much more appreciated

questionquick

hairyprincess wrote: »

Eh???

Im not sure why your confused ..my question is simple

Have you any suggestions for a present for a one year old nephew?

bleg

Books.

some random drunk

A crumpled ball of paper or an empty cardboard box. He's one, he won't care what you give him.

efb

car wash sponge 24 hour garages sell them.

Namlub

All the shops will be closed anyway

questionquick

Namlub wrote: »

questionquick wrote: »

Want to get a present for my nephews first birthday.

Has to be cheapish ..and be able to buy it in the morning..any suggestions?

Anything except toys cause that's boring. Thanks

Posting this here since its after midnight. After-hours?

Huh?

Want answers and this seemed like the best place to get them. Nobody's gonna answer in the gifts thread at this time.

hairyprincess

questionquick wrote: »

Im not sure why your confused ..my question is simple

Have you any suggestions for a present for a one year old nephew?

Yes it is indeed :cool:

Unfortunately I don't have a one year old nephew, now if it was a one year old son we were talking about...........

Del2005

Scratch card, make sure to write their name on it.

The bonus is that if it's a winner they can't touch the money till their 18, so every birthday there'll be an interest payment. No presents required till their 19.

questionquick

stupidusername wrote: »

So you're looking for something for a 1 year old, that isn't a toy? and that you can buy on easter sunday morning, one of the big days where shops won't be open.

Yes that sums up my situation perfectly.

number10a

Marmite. And spoon feed it to him as a special treat while you eat his Easter eggs in front of him.

questionquick

some random drunk wrote: »

A crumpled ball of paper or an empty cardboard box. He's one, he won't care what you give him.

Yes but his mother will.

questionquick

Del2005 wrote: »

Scratch card, make sure to write their name on it.

The bonus is that if it's a winner they can't touch the money till their 18, so every birthday there'll be an interest payment. No presents required till their 19.

Good idea might go with that.

Johro

I don't think he'll care what you get him, he's one year old.
If you want to impress the parents, give them a voucher that entitles them to one night's babysitting, by you, to be used when it suits them.

hondasam

Take him out for the day, give the parents some time together, best present for everyone. Go to the park, bring him swimming.

questionquick

Johro wrote: »

I don't think he'll care what you get him, he's one year old.
If you want to impress the parents, give them a voucher that entitles them to one night's babysitting, by you, to be used when it suits them.

That's a brilliant idea cheers defo going with that!

questionquick

hondasam wrote: »

Take him out for the day, give the parents some time together, best present for everyone. Go to the park, bring him swimming.

Good idea..trip to the zoo. I'd like the zoo as well.

hondasam

questionquick wrote: »

Good idea..trip to the zoo. I'd like the zoo as well.

He might be a bit young to appreciate the zoo.

questionquick

hondasam wrote: »

questionquick wrote: »

Good idea..trip to the zoo. I'd like the zoo as well.

He might be a bit young to appreciate the zoo.

The voucher for the zoo trip will not expire until 31/12/2013

hondasam

questionquick wrote: »

The voucher for the zoo trip will not expire until 31/12/2013

Sorry I thought you were taking him out tomorrow.

Mr Benevolent

Clothes. My niece is a year old and I buy her €35 of clothes per birthday until she can tell me what she wants. €35 buys a crapload of clothes from Penneys.

Johro

questionquick wrote: »

That's a brilliant idea cheers defo going with that!

Throw in a bottle of wine though. People who have one year olds need alcohol too.

Capt'n Midnight

Domo230 wrote: »

They would deny it, but deep down inside if you were to give anyone (and I mean ANYONE) bubblewrap as a present they would love it.

You can get hours of fun from that ****

http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow3.shtml

Princess Peach

Oh get him a super cute little costume! He will make all the friends!

I love this one

And I love this one!

Oh the babies!

ToddyDoody

Get him the biggest teddy bear you can find, bring the parent(s) a bottle of vodka

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2011/01/the-5-best-toys-of-all-time/all/1

5 Best toys of all time ever

A Stick
Cardboard box
String
Cardboard tube
Dirt/earth/soil

AngryBollix

a chocolate dildo

joshrogan

A glass of scotch coupled with a cigar, the earlier they start the better.

Dudess

Twisting bubblewrap is well enjoyable too.

Satts

An air freshener or some fury dice, or maybe some screen wash. :rolleyes:

Mint Sauce

Confab wrote: »

Clothes. My niece is a year old and I buy her €35 of clothes per birthday until she can tell me what she wants. €35 buys a crapload of clothes from Penneys.

I do the exact same for my little nephew, but usally get them in a bigger size. Hes big for his age and will grow into them, and his parents appreciate it. Although I usally go to Next instead.

biko

Many good suggestions there OP.
Maybe a cardboard box? Or a brightly coloured napkin? Or a bucket, you can never go wrong with a bucket.