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Learning to Swear

Attie · 2012-04-08 13:16:45

A 5 year old and a 4 year old are up stairs in their bedroom. "You know what?", says the 5 year old, I think it's about time we started swearing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say 'Hell', and you say 'ass', "ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother…

08-04-2012 02:16PM

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Attie

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A 5 year old and a 4 year old are up stairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?", says the 5 year old, I think it's about time we started swearing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say 'Hell', and you say 'ass', "ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Aw, hell mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios". WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice "and what do you want for your breakfast young man?" "I don't know" he blubbers "but you can bet your ass won't be Cheerios".

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