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HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE

Bootup · 2012-04-09 14:57:19

- Both take up too much space on the bed. - Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. - Both are threatened by their own kind. - Both mark their territory. - Both are bad at asking you questions. - Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches. - Neither does any dishes. - Both pass gas shamelessly. -…

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09-04-2012 3:57pm

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- Both take up too much space on the bed.
- Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
- Both are threatened by their own kind.
- Both mark their territory.
- Both are bad at asking you questions.
- Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
- Neither does any dishes.
- Both pass gas shamelessly.
- Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
- Both like dominance games.
- Both are suspicious of the postman.
- Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
- Neither understands what you see in cats.

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