What's the furthest you've ever walked for an un-ride?

AskMyChocolate

Personally, I walked a girl six miles home from Hayes Hotel, touchin each others bottoms along the way, only for her to turn around and say, "I can't invite you in, me mam would go spare"

If you think the six mile walk out was bad, imagine the walk home when you're not even on speaking terms with your mickey.

Choco

grindle

Four miles there, four miles back for my girlfriend when I was seventeen. Every day. Three months. No ride.

admiralofthefleet

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Personally, I walked a girl six miles home from Hayes Hotel, touchin each others bottoms along the way, only for her to turn around and say, "I can't invite you in, me mam would go spare"

If you think the six mile walk out was bad, imagine the walk home when you're not even on speaking terms with your mickey.

Choco

why didnt you get tops and fingers on the way?

FatherLen

i was trying to think of a stupid answer for a stupid thread but i just couldn't think of one THAT stupid.

grindle

FatherLen wrote: »

i was trying to think of a stupid answer for a stupid thread but i just couldn't think of one THAT stupid.

That Proclaimers song?

mr.jingle

With a girl before and we would walk 500 miles she proclaimed a no go so I walked 500 more:D

WindSock

6 mtrs. Feck, rejection sucks

Mickey Dazzler

I followed a bird back to Canada for a ride. Actually it was for the great head she gave. I am convinced that Canadian birds are taken out of school when they are 16 and sent on an intensive six week blow job giving course.

I've gotten blow jobs of three different Canadian girls and the first tow would have been able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose and the last one could have suck started a leave blower.

MickySticks

I un-rided this blonde babe once, she was walking crooked for a month afterwards.

grindle

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I've gotten blow jobs of three different Canadian girls and the first tow would have been able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose and the last one could have suck started a leave blower.

Is the sucking the good part of it? Too much sucking is as bad as too much tugging. Need more 'wet' and 'glide'.

ToddyDoody

Nearly walked.. Someone.. From salthill back into Galway city at 3am due to lack of taxis. We were doing more than just grabbing each others bottoms.. And in fact werent really getting anywhere fast. After about twenty mins a friendly guy decided we needed removed from the residential road and brought us into town. My friend changed their mind after all that. What can you do?

Peetrik

grindle wrote: »

Is the sucking the good part of it? Too much sucking is as bad as too much tugging. Need more 'wet' and 'glide'.

True, I once had a very 'enthusastic' girl leave a large love bite or the end of my crime scene area. Suction generated is not a good way to measure how good head is.

Mr.Biscuits

Very weird Mr.Choco as a song came on the radio there around a half hour ago that made me think of something not too dissimilar.

When I was 18, I fancied my gf's mate sooooo much that I spent our bus fare home on buying her a pint.

That's right, then me and my gf had to walk home as a result - 22 miles in fact.

She was not one bit happy

El Guapo!

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I followed a bird back to Canada for a ride. Actually it was for the great head she gave. I am convinced that Canadian birds are taken out of school when they are 16 and sent on an intensive six week blow job giving course.

I've gotten blow jobs of three different Canadian girls and the first tow would have been able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose and the last one could have suck started a leave blower.

*books flight to Canada......

Snowie

walk ? Feck that for a game of cards I had a bike, and then a fiat tempra 1.6 Digi dash version :cool: ....

Immaculate Pasta

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056595238

:eek:

ejmaztec

2.5 miles. "My boyfriend's probably come back from the pub now".:(

Mr Benevolent

Sweden. Not worth it in the long term. Oh and Australia. That was definitely worth it.

cassel16

An un-ride?

Skuxx

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I followed a bird back to Canada for a ride. Actually it was for the great head she gave. I am convinced that Canadian birds are taken out of school when they are 16 and sent on an intensive six week blow job giving course.

I've gotten blow jobs of three different Canadian girls and the first tow would have been able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose and the last one could have suck started a leave blower.

I have heard this before from 2 other people!! Unfortunately I'm yet to experience it for myself!

FloatingVoter

Only a mile - but I palmed her keys and robbed the place the next day. You can't lose with rich birds.


ps. I'm lying

Mickey Dazzler

alan1990 wrote: »

I have heard this before from 2 other people!! Unfortunately I'm yet to experience it for myself!

I'm telling you, it is a well known fact. Canadian birds give the best head in the world. Fact...sluts....

IM0

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I'm telling you, it is a well known fact. Canadian birds give the best head in the world. Fact...sluts....

I dont know about the rest of ye's but I dont measure a class BJ by how hard they suck

sunflower27

Domo230 wrote: »

If I am going to bother going to someone house It's because I am expecting to come in. If I am invited to come there and I want to then I will come, if not then why would I bother?

Walking someone home (unless it's ridiculously close to you) is stupid and wreaks of desperation imo.

None of them are denying they weren't desperate

Princess Peach

I've had loads of male friends walk me home. They said it was cause it wasn't safe for me to walk home alone.....

Why you have me doubting their nobleness??

Pdfile

Princess Peach wrote: »

I've had loads of male friends walk me home. They said it was cause it wasn't safe for me to walk home alone.....

Why you have me doubting their nobleness??

because if you typed that with you're legs open we both know the answer

Jen Pigs Fly

2 mins down the road.

Bastard wanted to cuddle ... for real.

MrStuffins

Un-ride? A reverse ride like?

I was once gonna go to the UK to get a girl an un-ride, but a coat hanger was cheaper and just as effective!

Paulie Gualtieri

few years ago I got loaded drunk in a pub one nite and this woman started puttin on the mooch , she was into playin violin and trad music , so I started talking sh ite about how I played the bodhran a bit , just to find a bit of common ground and bring her back to the house for the bold thing , but she asked what I was doing tomorrow I said nothing and she invited me to "play'' with her , so I thought "oh I get ya" so the next day I cycled 3 mile of mostly hills with a bodhran my friend owned just for appearances , finally got to the house , she opened the door violin in hand , and we/she played , I was like a demented monkey with a hammer , needless to say I felt awkward and never got da ride . one good thing was the journey home was mostly down hill , just like my horn

Snowie

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

2 mins down the road.

Bastard wanted to cuddle ... for real.

So what your saying is that you like your men hard

issem

Paulie Gualtieri wrote: »

few years ago I got loaded drunk in a pub one nite and this woman started puttin on the mooch , she was into playin violin and trad music , so I started talking sh ite about how I played the bodhran a bit , just to find a bit of common ground and bring her back to the house for the bold thing , but she asked what I was doing tomorrow I said nothing and she invited me to "play'' with her , so I thought "oh I get ya" so the next day I cycled 3 mile of mostly hills with a bodhran my friend owned just for appearances , finally got to the house , she opened the door violin in hand , and we/she played , I was like a demented monkey with a hammer , needless to say I felt awkward and never got da ride . one good thing was the journey home was mostly down hill , just like my horn

fail

Paulie Gualtieri

issem wrote: »

fail

yeah..... , its un-ride , go asleep , good lad.

Jen Pigs Fly

Snowie wrote: »

So what your saying is that you like your men hard

Some men can be fanny teases, it's not just women who are teases ...

MrStuffins

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Some men can be fanny teases, it's not just women who are teases ...

This is true

They're called homosexuals

Radharc na Sleibhte

Paulie Gualtieri wrote: »

I was like a demented monkey with a hammer

LOL
Is there any lengths a guy wont go to for sex.
Personally speaking, no.

AngryBollix

MrStuffins wrote: »

This is true

They're called homosexuals

Theyre prick teasers too

astonaidan

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I'm telling you, it is a well known fact. Canadian birds give the best head in the world. Fact...sluts....

Theirs 2 canadians in the hostel who always go for me, This saturday I will not be turning them down because of You, If its not true then I shall hate you:D

AskMyChocolate

Paulie Gualtieri wrote: »

few years ago I got loaded drunk in a pub one nite and this woman started puttin on the mooch , she was into playin violin and trad music , so I started talking sh ite about how I played the bodhran a bit , just to find a bit of common ground and bring her back to the house for the bold thing , but she asked what I was doing tomorrow I said nothing and she invited me to "play'' with her , so I thought "oh I get ya" so the next day I cycled 3 mile of mostly hills with a bodhran my friend owned just for appearances , finally got to the house , she opened the door violin in hand , and we/she played , I was like a demented monkey with a hammer , needless to say I felt awkward and never got da ride . one good thing was the journey home was mostly down hill , just like my horn

There's nothing worse than when you actually start believing the shyte you're spouting yourself.

I was in a nightclub once, with a couple of my brothers, when this girl started having a fit right in the middle of the dancefloor.

Next thing I know, my brother is pushing people aside saying," Let me through, I'm a nurse."

Fortunately, the woman he was chatting up knew what to do and the girl recovered. Needless to say my brother did not score that night.

mackg

Met an American girl in a bar in the city centre in Cork, my friend was chatting up her friend so I stayed there chatting away with her. Anyway we got separated from my friend and the other girl towards the end of the night and neither of us had money for a taxi so I walked her out to her apartment at Victoria cross, the ones on the right after you pass the junction. We got to the gates and she invited me up for a drink so I said yeah and went on up with her. I sat down and she got the drinks and sat down beside me, I was delighted because she was pretty hot, next thing her phone rings and she answers it and starts balling, turns out it was her boyfriend in the U.S. and that she now felt terrible remorse about her plans to cheat on him with me. I left taking the two beers with me and drank them as I walked on to Bishopstown. By the time I got home it was two and a half hours before I had to get up for work...sickener.

phill106

mackg wrote: »

Met an American girl in a bar in the city centre in Cork, my friend was chatting up her friend so I stayed there chatting away with her. Anyway we got separated from my friend and the other girl towards the end of the night and neither of us had money for a taxi so I walked her out to her apartment at Victoria cross, the ones on the right after you pass the junction. We got to the gates and she invited me up for a drink so I said yeah and went on up with her. I sat down and she got the drinks and sat down beside me, I was delighted because she was pretty hot, next thing her phone rings and she answers it and starts balling, turns out it was her boyfriend in the U.S. and that she now felt terrible remorse about her plans to cheat on him with me. I left taking the two beers with me and drank them as I walked on to Bishopstown. By the time I got home it was two and a half hours before I had to get up for work...sickener.

Awful timing, sure he didn't have a webcam setup there spying?!

kryogen

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Some men can be fanny teases, it's not just women who are teases ...

Take a walk to Waterford and see what happens sure

El Horseboxo

alan1990 wrote: »

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I followed a bird back to Canada for a ride. Actually it was for the great head she gave. I am convinced that Canadian birds are taken out of school when they are 16 and sent on an intensive six week blow job giving course.

I've gotten blow jobs of three different Canadian girls and the first tow would have been able to suck a golf ball through a garden hose and the last one could have suck started a leave blower.

I have heard this before from 2 other people!! Unfortunately I'm yet to experience it for myself!

I've got them from a few Canadian girls and they were fairly average. Some of the Latinas and black chicks with the thick lips have been the best for me by far. Perfect mix of suck and slobber. Lot of tongue action too.

mackg

phill106 wrote: »

Awful timing, sure he didn't have a webcam setup there spying?!

Ha! If he did he was proven right anyway.

rgmmg

If I walked a bird four miles home at night and she didn't give me anything I wouldn't just turn on my heel and head off.

I'd watch the lights in the house to see which was her bedroom and wait for it to go off. I'd bide my time for an hour or so. Then I'd go up to the window, knock on it and when she came I'd do so too all over the window. Invariably she'd be dazed as she'd just woken up and wouldn't believe what she was doing. She'd probably put it down as an erot ic dream. If it turned out it was her parents window by mistake then I'm sure we'd laugh about it in time. Mind you, if her bedroom was not on the gound floor I guess an erection of some sort would be required.

44leto

I once got a taxi to tallagh, no joy, so I got the same taxi back to malahide at that time.

I am still paying that fare in instalments.

Cuddlesworth

rgmmg wrote: »

If I walked a bird four miles home at night and she didn't give me anything I wouldn't just turn on my heel and head off.

I'd watch the lights in the house to see which was her bedroom and wait for it to go off. I'd bide my time for an hour or so. Then I'd go up to the window, knock on it and when she came I'd do so too all over the window. Invariably she'd be dazed as she'd just woken up and wouldn't believe what she was doing. She'd probably put it down as an erot ic dream. If it turned out it was her parents window by mistake then I'm sure we'd laugh about it in time. Mind you, if her bedroom was not on the gound floor I guess an erection of some sort would be required.

Do you fantasize about rape often?