What you can't do

hairyprincess

Name one thing that you can't do that you wish you could.

For me it would be to wear high heels. I can only wear a small heel, like a kitten heel. And also I need straps across my feet otherwise me feet would fall out!

cassElliot

eat whatever I want without turning into an absolute blimp.

Fiona

I wish I could wear heels as well, they just kill my feet too much.


So I only wear them in the bedroom now

Steven81

I wish i could chew and whistle at the same time.

Schwiiing

not be such a useless bollocks at every aspect of my life

FatherLen

i cant think of anything


paradox?

SunnyDub1

hairyprincess wrote: »

Name one thing that you can't do that you wish you could.

For me it would be to wear high heels. I can only wear a small heel, like a kitten heel. And also I need straps across my feet otherwise me feet would fall out!

I HATE wearing high heels - they are killers especially when drinking and doing a lot of dancing - not a good combo!

Couldn't wear kitten heels I think they look rank. Has they say "no pain no gain"

Big Nasty

Win de lorro!

Deus Ex Machina

I'm a screaming mimi, so maybe I'd like to STOP BEING THAT!!!

Ilyana

Have good hand-eye co-ordination.

Dance.

Speak Spanish.

Name only one thing I can't do.

Slunk

Swim
Drive


Yes I'm lazy!

Where To

tYep

McChubbin

Swim
Drive
Ride a bike

IvySlayer

Still can't tie my laces.

dr.bollocko

I'll go with the high heels thing too.

Potential-Monke

The power of invisibility

woodchuck

Ride a bike

Squ

Get a job in a hospital and when scumbags come in for something, give them an injection that sterilizes them..

Wipe out scum in one generation.

boobar

Swim.....

But taking lessons so hopefully will be able to cross this off soon.

Winty

I can only do a poo if I am naked, even in a public toilet.

Slydice

I used to be able to run but then I took an injury to the knee

Nah, something hurts my knee when I try a longish run so I wouldn't mind getting that fixed and running again.

Statistician

I wish I could turn myself invisible. I'd go to a womens' changing room for a gawk.

I'm also quite pleased with the stuff I can do.

Princess Peach

Pee standing up.

Oh the convenience!

Snowie

dr.bollocko wrote: »

I'll go with the high heels thing too.

if you were a nurse it would be very different...


any ways i can't


Spull

Pottler

Ride Claudia Schiffer. As opposed to imagining Riding Claudia Schiffer.,..

GaryIrv93

1.To be immune to the cold virus,:D

2.To be able to drive a manual car on the first try,:D

3.To be able to read other's thoughts, feelings, to be invisible, have x-ray vision, ability to fly....:mad:

Wattle

Play the piano or any sort of musical instrument at all.

Larianne

Press-ups. :mad:

I could bench press or dead lift a good bit of weight, but do more than 3 press-ups? No. Can't even manage 10 girly press-ups. :mad:

Gummy Panda

Travel through time

I can't tell left from right, therefore can't make one hand do what the other isn't (playing a musical instrument is way out), can't tell which diagonal I'm on when doing rising trot (horsey people will get that) and can't use my indicators without switching my windscreen wipers on. It's dyslexia, but not the famous form, because reading and writing are fine. But if I put the pen into my left hand and start to write, it's awesome, I write perfectly, except backwards, like mirror writing.

Dolbert

Click my fingers

Flojo

Sexytime all the time.

FatherLen

do a backflip.

AngryBollix

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Win de lorro!

wha wha

darrcow

preform oral sex on myself so i could get rid of the wife

johnayo

Give myself a BJ :mad::mad:

I was a bit slow there.

get a girlfriend

hairyprincess

darrcow wrote: »

preform oral sex on myself so i could get rid of the wife

johnayo wrote: »

Give myself a BJ :mad::mad:

You two should get together :eek:

xsiborg

tie my own god damn shoelaces! :mad:

Galwayguy35

Knot a necktie

Immaculate Pasta

johnayo wrote: »

Give myself a BJ :mad::mad:

What I can't do is have someone give me a BJ while I pour myself a glass of OJ and covering a DJ shift for my friend PJ who's on holiday in TJ (Tijuana but he calls it TJ because he's weird like that) with my friend AJ. During my shift I'm putting on some MJ for my good friend JJ because he's a massive fan. I'm looking forward to finishing my shift so I can go home and carry on being CJ on Grand Theft Auto :cool:

IM0

walk in a straight line while looking around and not looking at the ground
poxy spinal canal :mad:

MadameGascar

I can't whistle. Lots of people have tried to teach me, and doctors haven't been able to find anything physically wrong. Its the one thing I would love to be able to do.

FatherLen

MadameGascar wrote: »

I can't whistle. Lots of people have tried to teach me, and doctors haven't been able to find anything physically wrong. Its the one thing I would love to be able to do.

you went to the doctors because you couldn't whistle.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

HeidiHeidi

Wolf whistle. I can and do whistle, much to most people's amazement and amusement, thanks to our Dad who won Feis (remember them?) medals for whistling in his time. But the old two-fingers-in-the-mouth wolf whistle has forever eluded me.

Squ

Larianne wrote: »

Press-ups. :mad:

I could bench press or dead lift a good bit of weight, but do more than 3 press-ups? No. Can't even manage 10 girly press-ups. :mad:

Stick at it.. Do your 3 girly ones, an hour later you'll be able for four, then five.
Next cut the space between sets..

Try it and see

IM0

MadameGascar wrote: »

I can't whistle. Lots of people have tried to teach me, and doctors haven't been able to find anything physically wrong. Its the one thing I would love to be able to do.

just do the lips of a pouty face, all girls under 25 should be aces at this

ziggy23

I can't pronounce the word Inchicore I say it as insecure:o
I also have tiny hands so am not great at a particular sexual act:pac::pac:

dr.bollocko

FatherLen wrote: »

you went to the doctors because you couldn't whistle.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jokes on you. You're paying for the medical card.
:pac:

D_D

ziggy23 wrote: »

I can't pronounce the word Inchicore I say it as insecure:o
I also have tiny hands so am not great at a particular sexual act:pac::pac:

Fapping?

IM0

Larianne wrote: »

Press-ups. :mad:

I could bench press or dead lift a good bit of weight, but do more than 3 press-ups? No. Can't even manage 10 girly press-ups. :mad:

because you are not using the same muscles in the same way. plus you are lifting 1/3 to 1/2* your body weight doing pressups


*the girly type