What you can't do

ziggy23

D_D wrote: »

Fapping?

No that I can do but I'm a woman:o

FatherLen

ziggy23 wrote: »

No that I can do but I'm a woman:o

its fine, your tiny hands make things look bigger.

MickySticks

Swim

ziggy23

FatherLen wrote: »

its fine, your tiny hands make things look bigger.

:pac::pac::pac: never thought of that!

MadameGascar

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Wolf whistle. I can and do whistle, much to most people's amazement and amusement, thanks to our Dad who won Feis (remember them?) medals for whistling in his time. But the old two-fingers-in-the-mouth wolf whistle has forever eluded me.

Maybe you're dad can teach me.

dark crystal

Anal.

I've tried numerous times, but it's never pleasant, so I've just resigned myself to the fact that it's strictly front door entry for me. I'm ok with that.

Oh, and I'm useless at wearing heels too OP.

xsiborg

MadameGascar wrote: »

Maybe you're dad can teach me.

never mind her dad, i'll gladly let you practice your blowing technique on my flute? :pac:

Mickey Dazzler

Suck my own penis. There I said it.... you were all thinking it.

M cebee

paint

superstoner90

Have lungs so big, that I could smoke a fag in 1 drag.

teednab-el

1. Swim
2. Get a girlfriend
3. Fix my car
4. Do my own DIY
5. Talk enough

grindle

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

Suck my own penis. There I said it.... you were all thinking it.

In fact, I was thinking it - PM address?

Plazaman

Due to a misunderstanding with the authorities, I cannot buy polymers, neoprene, nylon, PVC, polystyrene, polyethylene and/or fibre glass. Other than that I could invent an antrophormorical device that will enable Princess Peach to pee standing up. Sorry Princess. Blame Alan Shatter.

hairyprincess

teednab-el wrote: »

1. Swim
2. Get a girlfriend
3. Fix my car
4. Do my own DIY
5. Talk enough

hairyprincess wrote: »

Name one thing that you can't do that you wish you could.

Count?

hairyprincess

Princess Peach wrote: »

Pee standing up.

Oh the convenience!

Here ya go my royal sister http://p-standingup.com/

Jesus Wept

Anything you can do, I can do better.

Larianne wrote: »

Press-ups. :mad:

I could bench press or dead lift a good bit of weight, but do more than 3 press-ups? No. Can't even manage 10 girly press-ups. :mad:

You need someone to get all up in your face and shout slogans at you.

holystungun9

Spit.

Yes, I know it's disgusting but sometimes when there is no one around I may need to clear my throat from time to time. I could never do the cool spitting thing at school where it comes out like a bullet. I still make a mess

Craptacular

Punch people in the face via the internet.

alwaysadub

I can't cut paper in a straight line. My hand/eye coordination is atrocious!

holystungun9

holystungun9 wrote: »

Spit.

Yes, I know it's disgusting but sometimes when there is no one around I may need to clear my throat from time to time. I could never do the cool spitting thing at school where it comes out like a bullet. I still make a mess

I can spit, but just choose not to as I think it's mank.

funnilenough

i cant spel,so i cant

MickySticks

Craptacular wrote: »

Punch people in the face via the internet.

http://internetpunchinface.webs.com/fistface.jpg

FatherLen

get out of bed in the mornings without the alarm having to ring for an hour.

teednab-el

hairyprincess wrote: »

teednab-el wrote: »

1. Swim
2. Get a girlfriend
3. Fix my car
4. Do my own DIY
5. Talk enough

hairyprincess wrote: »

Name one thing that you can't do that you wish you could.

Count?

Lol true.

Wall E

Maths very well

dr.fuzzenstein

MadameGascar wrote: »

I can't whistle. Lots of people have tried to teach me, and doctors haven't been able to find anything physically wrong. Its the one thing I would love to be able to do.

Can you not whistle normally, like a melody, or loudly on your fingers?
I cannot for the life of me whistle on my fingers, I would never get a cab in New York.
I can whistle Dixie all day long, but as for putting my fingers in my mouth and whistling so it can be heard three blocks away, not a chance.
It's the oddest thing...
Still wouldn't go to the doctor over it though!:D

HenryChinaski

Speak a second language.

uch

Have a friend who can stick his tongue up his own nose and clean it out, now I wish I could do that!

superstoner90

uch wrote: »

Have a friend who can stick his tongue up his own nose and clean it out, now I wish I could do that!

And clean it out? :eek:

JCDUB

superstoner90 wrote: »

Have lungs so big, that I could smoke a fag in 1 drag.

I had an auld mate in Australia who could do that, whole lot in one go through a bong, think I have pictures of it somewhere.

Completely useless and dangerous skill, but impressive all the same:cool:

superstoner90

JCDUB wrote: »

I had an auld mate in Australia who could do that, whole lot in one go through a bong, think I have pictures of it somewhere.

Completely useless and dangerous skill, but impressive all the same:cool:

Your mate seem like great crac.

Nulty

Be sociable.

I'm **** at it

Nulty

superstoner90 wrote: »

Your mate seem like great crac.

Don't think it was a crack pipe

uch

superstoner90 wrote: »

And clean it out? :eek:

No joke, you'd want to see the size of this fukers tongue,, ladies love him!

superstoner90

Nulty wrote: »

Don't think it was a crack pipe

Oh dear, very good joke pal.

rusty_racer94

Helicopter.

superstoner90

uch wrote: »

No joke, you'd want to see the size of this fukers tongue,, ladies love him!

How would the ladies benifit from this big tongue?

orchidsrpretty

Cook nice food. I am forever spending hours in the kitchen following recepies for the food to turn out burnt or tasting like **** because I forgot an important ingredient.

grindle

superstoner90 wrote: »

How would the ladies benifit from this big tongue?

The ladies uch knows have gigantic melon-sized clitoris'. They really do love him.

HazDanz

Hum a tune. Irritates me greatly

Squ

I'd also greatly enjoy being able to smash the boardsies faces, who use "this" as an opener to their posts, through their computer screens.

Chevolution

I can never fornicate due to a horrible medical condition.

Snowie

grindle wrote: »

The ladies uch knows have gigantic melon-sized clitoris'. They really do love him.

give a hole knew meaning to front Bum-per

PinkFly

Be able to afford /have a babysitter to go out every weekend

dave3004

Can't think of anything I can't do that others would find amusing or easy to do.

ToddyDoody

I was gonna say make loads of friends but they tell us it genuinely is quality not quantity.. So drive will be the next one (with the money to waste on all that goes with car ownership.. Wont be long till it'll be cheaper to own a horse)

Squ

Squ wrote: »

Get a job in a hospital and when scumbags come in for something, give them an injection that sterilizes them..

Wipe out scum in one generation.

If i could only think of a name for my solution that would finally solve the problem..

Claasman

The-Rigger wrote: »

You need someone to get all up in your face and shout slogans at you.

"Todays bread today" ???

"Thank crunchy it's Friday " ?

"who's taking the horse to France?"??

"it does exactly as it says on the tin"


I'm not sure they would help with the push-ups

i still can't whistle

kfallon

I can't swim!

Never been too much of a fan of the water anyway so it don't bother me!