Can't get a girlfriend

TheBegotten

Mention the land, its a great turn-on. When she asks do you drive a tractor say "No, but I drive like one". Then pick up the remains of your dignity and use something original.

ChickenZombie

If it's a GF you want, don't hit on them, be nice, relax, smile and go for the slow approach... GF = Relationship which means it's personality based... Making a woman laugh and feel comfortable and unthreatened is my advice.

If it's a quick shag you're chasing, it up to the mercy of the meat market...

CZ

starlit

Puppy dog eyes might do the trick! Make the girl feel comfortable and have a laugh. Keep it simple and relaxed let it go with the flow and see what happens! No pressure.

Nothingbetter2d

i find this works well for me.

Making girls laugh.

Be cheeky but never go overboard... women seem to like cheeky quick witted comments.

you can be a little naughty in your cheekiness but never go too graphic or perverted, they'll think your a saddo or creepy.

they like it if you can come back with another cheeky reply to theirs if you can do it on the fly.

Always be yourself

Most women can spot a bullsh!tter a mile off. Never boast about yourself either. Being modest goes along way...

Never go on about being depressed or lonely

Most women don't find needy or depressing guys attractive. It often shows you have low self esteem. Most women prefer self confidence in men.

Topics of conversation

Avoid techy talk... most women find it boring. if you talk about sports first ask her what kinds of sports she likes... then chat about that. If she is not into sports then move onto a different topic.

Good luck with your search for a woman. I hope this helps.

Hardonraging

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

i find this works well for me.

Making girls laugh.

Be cheeky but never go overboard... women seem to like cheeky quick witted comments.

you can be a little naughty in your cheekiness but never go too graphic or perverted, they'll think your a saddo or creepy.

they like it if you can come back with another cheeky reply to theirs if you can do it on the fly.

Always be yourself

Most women can spot a bullsh!tter a mile off. Never boast about yourself either. Being modest goes along way...

Never go on about being depressed or lonely

Most women don't find needy or depressing guys attractive. It often shows you have low self esteem. Most women prefer self confidence in men.

Topics of conversation

Avoid techy talk... most women find it boring. if you talk about sports first ask her what kinds of sports she likes... then chat about that. If she is not into sports then move onto a different topic.

Good luck with your search for a woman. I hope this helps.

I couldnt have put it better my self, wimmen love the ould confidence, but dont take it too far.
It's prob not advise to inform her that you'd like to ride her six way from sunday straight off the bat, of course there are a few exceptions to the rule but few and far between, think of them as a wee kitten, that's scared of you, you have to earn it's trust, before you get to pet the pussy

christmas2012

be yourself and another thing that can ensure you get a date with a girl is speed dating

shopaholic01

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

i find this works well for me.

Making girls laugh.

Be cheeky but never go overboard... women seem to like cheeky quick witted comments.

you can be a little naughty in your cheekiness but never go too graphic or perverted, they'll think your a saddo or creepy.

they like it if you can come back with another cheeky reply to theirs if you can do it on the fly.

Always be yourself

Most women can spot a bullsh!tter a mile off. Never boast about yourself either. Being modest goes along way...

Never go on about being depressed or lonely

Most women don't find needy or depressing guys attractive. It often shows you have low self esteem. Most women prefer self confidence in men.

Topics of conversation

Avoid techy talk... most women find it boring. if you talk about sports first ask her what kinds of sports she likes... then chat about that. If she is not into sports then move onto a different topic.

Good luck with your search for a woman. I hope this helps.

Aren't you a charmer;).

Hardonraging wrote: »

I couldnt have put it better my self, wimmen love the ould confidence, but dont take it too far.
It's prob not advise to inform her that you'd like to ride her six way from sunday straight off the bat, of course there are a few exceptions to the rule but few and far between, think of them as a wee kitten, that's scared of you, you have to earn it's trust, before you get to pet the pussy

Aren't you a predator :eek:


BTW boys, I smell bromance. You too should do lunch:P.

Hardonraging

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Aren't you a predator :eek:

Think of me as a lion prowling the planes of Africa, sure i might kill the odd deer for food, but over all i just want a hug .... yes even lions want a hug yo know !!

shopaholic01 wrote: »

BTW boys, I smell bromance. You too should do lunch:P.

High five me Brah !!!!

Nothingbetter2d

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Aren't you a charmer;).

well it worked on you didn't it? :D

shopaholic01 wrote: »

BTW boys, I smell bromance. You too should do lunch:P.

only if hardonraging buys me dinner and bouquet of flowers

Hardonraging

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

well it worked on you didn't it? :D




only if hardonraging buys me dinner and bouquet of flowers

Dude, totes not my style..... roll up, condoms and lube, put the kettle on baby !!

Nothingbetter2d

Hardonraging wrote: »

Dude, totes not my style..... roll up, condoms and lube, put the kettle on baby !!

durex tingly lube, ky jelly, and ribbed please :D be gentle, you'll rupture my piles

shopaholic01

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

well it worked on you didn't it?;)

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

durex tingly lube, ky jelly, and ribbed please :D be gentle, you'll rupture my piles

:eek::(

Hardonraging

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

durex tingly lube, ky jelly, and ribbed please :D be gentle, you'll rupture my piles

Dare i go where no ma.... wait she's been there hasn't she ... it's not the same !!! it's all offf !!

Nothingbetter2d

Hardonraging wrote: »

Dare i go where no ma.... wait she's been there hasn't she ... it's not the same !!! it's all offf !!

phew im so relieved now, for a minute i thought you might actually do it :D

shopaholic01 he isn't stalking me... you can relax now

Jen Pigs Fly

I can't believe this thread is still up! Was convinced it was closed!

I got in trouble for my flirty ways.

shopaholic01

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I can't believe this thread is still up! Was convinced it was closed!

I got in trouble for my flirty ways.

I got a one week AH ban for mine

Jen Pigs Fly

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I got a one week AH ban for mine

I was being publically harassed though

Nothingbetter2d

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I got in trouble for my flirty ways.

welcome to club

shopaholic01

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I was being publically harassed though

I blame Hardonraging, the username just gets a girl all hot and bothered;)

Nothingbetter2d

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I blame Hardonraging, the username just gets a girl all hot and bothered;)

until they see his small willy

Jen Pigs Fly

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I blame Hardonraging, the username just gets a girl all hot and bothered;)

I agree, it just brings to mind loads of naughty imagery!

--LOS--

op doesn't seem to know what a girlfriend is