Embarrassing things you’ve done in front of the in-laws/other half’s family

Immaculate Pasta

I was watching Meet The Parents over the Easter Weekend and I was thinking After Hours must have some great stories to tell us all about embarrassing moments people have had in front of their in-laws.

Unfortunately the only story I can relay is second hand but it’s still a good one. A friend of mine was stopping at his girlfriend’s house for the first time. They had just come back from the pub and this friend of mine was very drunk. Anyway they both fell asleep in his girlfriend’s room and he woke up during the night to go to the toilet. He went to the toilet, still very groggy and tired, and stumbled back into a bedroom which turned out to be his girlfriend’s parents bedroom. Cue a load of commotion as some pissed up randomer tried to get into bed with them! After the shouting and screaming, the father ended up over-powering him and slammed him to the floor with his hand on his throat shouting “Who the fuck are you?!” The girlfriend had neglected to tell the parents she had a boyfriend let alone he was staying round! What a great first impression! The relationship didn't last sadly.

Who’s got a better story then?

:cool:

chin_grin

Danced.

/thread.

El Guapo!

I know a guy who went to visit his girlfriends parents for the first time and when he was parking the car he drove over the family dog. So the first the parents seen of this guy was him walking up the driveway carrying their dead dog.
They ended up getting married though so they forgave him!

SunnyDub1

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Unfortunately the only story I can relay is second hand but it’s still a good one. A friend of mine was stopping at his girlfriend’s house for the first time. They had just come back from the pub and this friend of mine was very drunk. Anyway they both fell asleep in his girlfriend’s room and he woke up during the night to go to the toilet. He went to the toilet, still very groggy and tired, and stumbled back into a bedroom which turned out to be his girlfriend’s parents bedroom. Cue a load of commotion as some pissed up randomer tried to get into bed with them! After the shouting and screaming, the father ended up over-powering him and slammed him to the floor with his hand on his throat shouting “Who the fuck are you?!” The girlfriend had neglected to tell the parents she had a boyfriend let alone he was staying round! What a great first impression! The relationship didn't last sadly.

Who’s got a better story then?

:cool:

hahahahahah that's brillant - PMSL

SunnyDub1

Dean09 wrote: »

I know a guy who went to visit his girlfriends parents for the first time and when he was parking the car he drove over the family dog. So the first the parents seen of this guy was him walking up the driveway carrying their dead dog.
They ended up getting married though so they forgave him!

That sounds like a part from meet the parents - except the guy loses the cat :rolleyes:

cloptrop

Snuck into a girls house . She told me I couldnt go the jax because her father would see me . I had to piss out the bedroom window. Once I was in full stream I heared a roar , her da was out the back garden fixing his motorbike. He wasnt as bothered as he should of been thank jaysus.

El Guapo!

SunnyDub1 wrote: »

That sounds like a part from meet the parents - except the guy loses the cat :rolleyes:

Yeah it sounds exactly like it apart from the fact it's totally different....

FatherLen

It wasn't so much something embarrassing that I did, more something embarrassing being done to me.

Stiffler2

pebbled dashed their bog, then smugly walked out and said :

"Think you're gonna need a plumber"




They weren't impressed but I was.

chin_grin

Stiffler2 wrote: »

pebbled dashed their bog, then smugly walked out and said :

"Think you're gonna need a plumber"




They weren't impressed but I was.

I guarantee this never happened.

Stiffler2

chin_grin wrote: »

I guarantee this never happened.

blasphemy

Funglegunk

FatherLen wrote: »

It wasn't so much something embarrassing that I did, more something embarrassing being done to me.

This is the part where you tell us what happened.

AngryBollix

Anyone who has in laws is an idiot

chin_grin

AngryBollix wrote: »

Anyone who has in laws is an idiot

Aw.