How do they test these products?

DesperateDan

Hope I'm okay to say this but I've wondered:

Condoms - Flavoured, ribbed, pleasuremax, is there men and women that test these items for a living? Also viagra, tampons, dildo's, and flesh lights? Ew.

Mcdonald's - Is there a panel of professional chefs that create the new burgers and test them?

Cat food - Is there a room full of felines at Whiskas, that are constantly fed new recipes? And how do they know which ones the animals prefer?

micropig

DesperateDan wrote: »

Hope I'm okay to say this but I've wondered:

Condoms - Flavoured, ribbed, pleasuremax, is there men and women that test these items for a living? Also viagra, tampons, dildo's, and flesh lights? Ew.

Not sure on this one, but I think they stretch them 2m with a machine

DesperateDan wrote: »

Mcdonald's - Is there a panel of professional chefs that create the new burgers and test them?

Food product development team including chefs, tasters, quality control, food scientists, process etc

DesperateDan wrote: »

Cat food - Is there a room full of felines at Whiskas, that are constantly fed new recipes? And how do they know which ones the animals prefer?

People taste these

lividduck

Popcorn is in the microwave, sitting back comfortably, ok lets go...........:D

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I don't know the answer OP

chin_grin

The answer to all three is: animals. F*ckin' 'em and eatin' 'em. All in the name of science.

Fart

Students.

Satts

So I said to the line supervisor, "I'm ready to test the larger sized condoms".
He said "There are no more larger sizes". :cool:

Immaculate Pasta

On Desperate Dan's who are desperate for some fast cash.

No offence OP :cool:

upandcumming

lividduck wrote: »

Popcorn is in the microwave, sitting back comfortably, ok lets go...........:D

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Aoifey!

upandcumming wrote: »

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shopaholic01

Satts wrote: »

So I said to the line supervisor, "I'm ready to test the larger sized condoms".
He said "There are no more larger sizes". :cool:

nottherealdeal

Not sure how I found this but explains it pretty well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u22BbGNzLWo

As for cat food and mcDonalds... haven't looked up videos..ahem...noones ever shown me videos of how they're tested!

Gummy Panda

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Aoifey! wrote: »

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lividduck

upandcumming wrote: »

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DesperateDan

micropig wrote: »

People taste these

So there's people that are paid to eat pet food for a living?! Hmm... Okay so where do they get all the meat for this pet food from? I mean you can get cat food with duck, rabbit, or lamb in. Are there battery farms of rabbits waiting to be slaughtered and fed to cats/dogs but first tested by humans?!

Mickey Dazzler

THey discovered Viagra by accident while testing some heart medicines. Fucking great stuff when you have over done it on the juice.

micropig

DesperateDan wrote: »

So there's people that are paid to eat pet food for a living?! Hmm... Okay so where do they get all the meat for this pet food from? I mean you can get cat food with duck, rabbit, or lamb in. Are there battery farms of rabbits waiting to be slaughtered and fed to cats/dogs but first tested by humans?!

Dog & cat food, while does not have the same ingredients a human would normally eat, it made to the same quality specifications as human food (hygiene wise etc). When designing the product which is to be made, a taste panel will and do taste the product.

They don't sit around eat it for breakfast, lunch, dinner & tea, but they do have to taste it on occasion

Humans eat lamb, rabbit & duck food comes from same sources (low quality, entrails etc). Animals in the farm don't mind if it's a human or a cat that eats them, after all, they're still being raised to be slaughtered

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DesperateDan wrote: »

Hope I'm okay to say this but I've wondered:

Condoms - Flavoured, ribbed, pleasuremax, is there men and women that test these items for a living? Also viagra, tampons, dildo's, and flesh lights? Ew.

Mcdonald's - Is there a panel of professional chefs that create the new burgers and test them?

Cat food - Is there a room full of felines at Whiskas, that are constantly fed new recipes? And how do they know which ones the animals prefer?

Imagine getting the job of testing all three at once!!:eek:

dr.fuzzenstein

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Imagine getting the job of testing all three at once!!:eek:

Two out of three ain't bad.