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Leaving Cert '11/'12 Off-Topic 2

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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Patchy~ wrote: »
    I've been studying alllllll dayyyy I cant doooooooo any more.
    But I need to learn atmosphere-ocean, documents for history, business...but I'm getting up at 7am so I'll just let myself off to do it tomorrow ;)

    How the fuq do you study!
    It's June 3rd, and I still can't do it!
    I have a half page of notes written on argumentative style in front of me and I've been at this since 2pm. Basically just listening to music and surfing the web.

    I'm actually terrified now:(
    2 more days to go and no prep work done.
    Be grand I said:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 338 ✭✭deathbythelc


    Eathrin wrote: »
    How the fuq do you study!
    It's June 3rd, and I still can't do it!
    I have a half page of notes written on argumentative style in front of me and I've been at this since 2pm. Basically just listening to music and surfing the web.

    I'm actually terrified now:(
    2 more days to go and no prep work done.
    Be grand I said:(

    I'm the same... I find the closer it gets, the less I can do. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭Cruel Sun


    Here's another strategy.
    a98128_teacher_5-terrorist.jpg

    "Give the man a bonus point or the stick figure gets it"

    "Please do what he says"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭leaveiton


    This Leaving Cert is doing weird things to me. I just had the strangest craving ever for ice cream... on toast.








    It was delicious


  • Registered Users Posts: 338 ✭✭deathbythelc


    Martin_94 wrote: »
    Here's another strategy.
    a98128_teacher_5-terrorist.jpg

    "Give the man a bonus point or the stick figure gets it"

    "Please do what he says"

    Did your teacher write "I don't negotiate with terrorists" on that?! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭Cruel Sun


    Depends on the subject I suppose! Those Chemistry teachers have way too many chemicals at their disposal. :P

    I read a statistic somewhere that 82 percent of Chemistry teachers are murderers, so if you do chemistry the "I know what you did" strategy may well be worth considering.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭Cruel Sun


    Did your teacher write "I don't negotiate with terrorists" on that?! :D

    She did yeah. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Hayezer


    30th #winning

    Funny videos anyone?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Stalin and rugby


    Every time..

    rage-comics-sorry-mam1.png


  • Registered Users Posts: 338 ✭✭deathbythelc


    Martin_94 wrote: »
    She did yeah. ;)

    Legend.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Stalin and rugby


    rage-comics-mom-your-laundry-woof.gif


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,813 ✭✭✭Togepi


    Hamlet revision - sorted. :D



  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Hayezer


    Every time..

    rage-comics-sorry-mam1.png

    The where are your 'homeworks' is really annoying me


  • Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭Incompetent


    rage-comics-mom-your-laundry-woof.gif


    You really love your comics, eh? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭Cruel Sun


    Legend.


    LOL, that's not mine I got it from google images but It was probably the teacher who wrote that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Stalin and rugby


    Last one, found it quite funny :D

    rage-comics-endangered-species.png


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Does anybody fancy giving me a hand with short stories?
    Basically I need a plot, any plot, that I'll have in mind for when I go to do the exam on Wednesday and not be stuck thinking on the day. Any ideas you don't want yourselves I'd be very very grateful to hear.


  • Registered Users Posts: 338 ✭✭deathbythelc


    Martin_94 wrote: »
    LOL, that's not mine I got it from google images but It was probably the teacher who wrote that.

    LMAO, I'm so gullible oh my god. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭Cruel Sun


    Last one, found it quite funny :D

    rage-comics-endangered-species.png

    Where do you get these from?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Stalin and rugby


    You really love your comics, eh? :p

    That shít helps pass time.. 2 days yeaaa budddy


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,572 ✭✭✭Canard



    This will be me on Wednesday, especially if the titles are bad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Stalin and rugby


    Martin_94 wrote: »
    Where do you get these from?

    http://ragecomics.memebase.com/category/best-of-week/page/4/?bow

    Don't go, you'll get hooked.


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Hayezer


    Patchy~ wrote: »

    This will be me on Wednesday, especially if the titles are bad.

    Ahahah I love that ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,813 ✭✭✭Togepi



    Been there, done that, and unfortunately my friend has even bought the t-shirt! :eek: :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Stalin and rugby


    Eathrin wrote: »
    Does anybody fancy giving me a hand with short stories?
    Basically I need a plot, any plot, that I'll have in mind for when I go to do the exam on Wednesday and not be stuck thinking on the day. Any ideas you don't want yourselves I'd be very very grateful to hear.

    If you have an interesting life or wana write about something personal that's what I'd do. My old man beat me so I'm going to write about that. Examiners can smell a learnt off essay from galaxies. Plus you can get real personal cause you'll never see em


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,323 ✭✭✭Cruel Sun


    Eathrin wrote: »
    Does anybody fancy giving me a hand with short stories?
    Basically I need a plot, any plot, that I'll have in mind for when I go to do the exam on Wednesday and not be stuck thinking on the day. Any ideas you don't want yourselves I'd be very very grateful to hear.

    You can use my story if you want but change it a bit.

    I went to town i bought a cookie i ate the cookie it was a nice cookie. it was sunny it was not raining because if it was raining it would not be sunny. i got home i finished my cookie. i was sad. i woke up and it was all big dream i had i went to town i bought anoter cookie, it was good i went home i sat on couch i kick football. it was great because i had a good dream about cookie and then got to eat cookie twice once in dream once in real life.

    The end.

    Try and change it around a bit so they don't think you copied it. I'd say it's at least good for an A.


  • Registered Users Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Hayezer




    Probably seen that, absolute god


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Stalin and rugby


    Togepi wrote: »
    Been there, done that, and unfortunately my friend has even bought the t-shirt! :eek: :P

    mother+of+god+meme.JPG


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    If you have an interesting life or wana write about something personal that's what I'd do. My old man beat me so I'm going to write about that. Examiners can smell a learnt off essay from galaxies. Plus you can get real personal cause you'll never see em

    I never planned on learning off anything, but an idea of what to write going into the exam could possibly eliminate 10 minutes sitting there and thinking.

    Patchy, lend me your wisdom:(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,813 ✭✭✭Togepi


    mother+of+god+meme.JPG

    Lololol that's the exact face he has on his t-shirt! :eek: :D


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