Just ate mouldy cheese!!!

chuky_r_law

just ate a slice of cheddar cheese. when i looked at the packet again i noticed a small bit of mould on the last few slices in it. should i be worried?

GetWithIt

Absolutely. Phone 999 immediately.

Susie_Q

You cheddar believe it.

Canis Lupus

I'm surprised you're still alive. Usually when you eat mouldy cheese your head literally falls off.

Giselle

Pretend it was Stilton.

Duggy747

You have 2 hours to live.

The Snipe

I'm a doctor!

You got the Ghey!



And your going to die!

Susie_Q

Did it taste grate?

johnny_ultimate

If ingested, please consult a mortician.

biko

Wash your mouth with soap, that'll sort it.

Gee Bag

Good thing you posted in After Hours, the home of sound medical advice!

The cure to mouldy cheese poisoning is similar to the cure for being stung by a jellyfish. You will need to blast your stomach with your own piss to act as an anti-dote.

Georgieeire

you're mouldy

Cedrus

What colour mould? Greys and greens are usually OK, add to it even, reds are not.

Ellis Dee

You can eat any kind of mouldy cheese.:)

At least once.:D:D

daithieoghan

Blood curdle-ing puns, let's milk it some more

Jimmy Bottlehead

chuky_r_law wrote: »

just ate a slice of cheddar cheese. when i looked at the packet again i noticed a small bit of mould on the last few slices in it. should i be worried?

Looking at your username, I'd be more worried about your ability to spell.

Owen_S

I think that a salt water enema is your only option at this stage. Go for it, you will need:

1 funnel
1 bicycle pump
5L of water
50g of salt
2 Towels

Funglegunk

Oh dear, that doesn't sound very gouda.

ValerieR

Be reassured ... whichever other ailments you might have will be cured ... isn't that how they invented penicillin ?

haminka

Statistically speaking, less people die of eating mouldy cheese than hit by falling comets so I wouldn't worry. Unless it was cheddar which dramatically turns the odds against you.

Wait.

It was.

Cheddar.

Sorry.

chuky_r_law

some gouda advice here

was a blue mould...does that make it more serious?

i tried throwing it up but no luck there

frag420

Dont worry you will brie alright after a while.

chuky_r_law

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Looking at your username, I'd be more worried about your ability to spell.

so i can't spell AND i'm gonna die....this is just not my day, is it?

chuky_r_law

frag420 wrote: »

Dont worry you will brie alright after a while.

what do you mean 'after a while'...so i will be sick?

Snowie

Blue cheese and red onion confet farts that would murder society

haminka

chuky_r_law wrote: »

what do you mean 'after a while'...so i will be sick?

very

much

so

Jimmy Bottlehead

chuky_r_law wrote: »

so i can't spell AND i'm gonna die....this is just not my day, is it?

Don't worry, your day will come.

haminka

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Don't worry, your day will come.

Heard there is one reborn every day.

Canis Lupus

chuky_r_law wrote: »

what do you mean 'after a while'...so i will be sick?

Out both ends I'm afraid.

chuky_r_law

Jimmy Bottlehead wrote: »

Don't worry, your day will come.

sooner than i might hope for

Markcheese

Goat to tell u yr number's up, yr prob feeling a bit blue, did it taste Gouda , u could start a new trend..... !!

Aglomerado

I Camembert these cheesy puns anymore!

/gets coat

Immaculate Pasta

R.I.P OP

face1990

One little kiddy who ate mouldy cheese cried all the water out of his body. Can you imagine how his mother felt?
Fúckin disgrace.

Susie_Q

This thread has my unfeta'd attention.

My name is URL

You must be emmental

frag420

chuky_r_law wrote: »

what do you mean 'after a while'...so i will be sick?

im no rocket surgeon but if i was to hazard a guess I would say yes. It will be horrible. Your ass is going to implode back into your body and explode out your mouth tasting ten times worse than any mouldy cheese.

Bet you regret it now...............

Squarewave

You are edam fool for eating mouldy cheese.

SunnyDub1

Cheesy stuff going on in this thread :pac:

No but seriously this thread is ridiculously lame :rolleyes: Fail

44leto

All cheese is mouldy, I am not saying that in the horrible sense, but the scientific sense all cheese is mouldy.

But which cheese contaminated mould did you eat. You will be sound if my cheese is mouldy I eat it and I am 105. Except I eat so much cheese it never has time to go off.

BraziliaNZ

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone

Susie_Q

I asked my dressmaker to create some clothes for me entirely out of cheese. She told me was it impossible, because fromage frays.

(I'll get my coat)

Funglegunk

Susie_Q wrote: »

I asked my dressmaker to create some clothes for me entirely out of cheese. She told me was it impossible, because fromage frays.

(I'll get my coat)

Not if you wear it caerphilly.

Mickey H

chuky_r_law wrote: »

just ate a slice of cheddar cheese. when i looked at the packet again i noticed a small bit of mould on the last few slices in it. should i be worried?

Ah you'll be grand Chuky. It will either come out the same way it went in or else it will come out the back door.

Either way, you can rest assured that it will come out.

hairyprincess

In the words of the great wise one, Nelson......HA HA

44leto

I love cheesy puns, not that anyone gives edam.

Mickey H

44leto wrote: »

I love cheesy puns, not that anyone gives edam.

Sure Edam is only made backways anyway.

/Gets coat.....

44leto

Mickey H wrote: »

Sure Edam is only made backways anyway.

/Gets coat.....

That took a while, it nearly got the cheddar of me.

Err I get mine to and join you.

Susie_Q

I purchased a load of stinky cheeses for a soiree yesterday but I don't think they were too well received; there's stiltons left.

outtagetme

Mouldy cheese is a killer, sure it would even Kilmeaden

(coat)

My name is URL

People need to stop churning out such curdling puns.

Caesin point

At least that's the whey I see it.