Fianna Fail's School of Corruption

jetsonx

Seeing that Fianna Fail are pretty much useless at doing everything, I will grant them one thing. They are excellent at corruption. Seeing that Fianna Fail politicians are now mostly redundant, they could put their skills to good use in their very own School of Corruption. 1 year course, 6 month course or you can do an intensive 12 week course with them.

Subject Areas include:

1) The Art of the Brown Envelope
2) Rezoning Land and other matters
3) Introduction to Banking
4) Information Technology and Voting Systems
5) Introduction to Health Services Management
6) Tax Exemptions - Beginners, Intermediate and Advanced
7) Ethics and Politics (students taking this module will be eligible for the Liam Lawlor Memorial Award)
8) Advanced Economics - How Lehmans caused the collapse of the Irish Economy
9) How to Buy Elections (guest lecturer Bertie Ahern)
10) Introduction to Financial Regulation


add yours...

admiralofthefleet

11) How to give away a nations mineral wealth, by Ray Burke

KKkitty

12) Act corrupt and pulling the wool over peoples eyes

Chuck Stone

13) Kittens on a slide.

44leto

How to run 3 houses on a ministers wage.

admiralofthefleet

44leto wrote: »

How to run 3 houses on a ministers wage.

'you try it, it isnt easy'

lividduck

Michael Lowry
Liam Cosgrave Jr.

suicide_circus

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

11) How to give away a nations mineral wealth, by Ray Burke

The way we flogged out natural resources, and continue to do so, see some malaysian crowd looking to drill in Dublin bay - well inside the established safe exclusion zone from land might I add. Is a thundering disgrace.
****ing banana republic brown envelope munching self serving jobs for the boys gombeens

Freddie59

This thread is really funny. FF were what they were. Everyone knew it. However, when you see a left-wing "Socialist" "Labour" Party propping up a conservative, axe-swinging right-wing party it almost makes the corruption seem more acceptable somehow.

Ronin247

Nepotism for beginners,guest lecturers include the A(sshole)hern,Andrews,Aylward.......Ah fcuk it, look at the link......families

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/fianna-fail-political-dynasties-1990165.html

mikemac1

Get elected by the good people of North Dublin, get drunk and drive home, knock down a lady and injure her seriously, stay in the Dáil and represent the people who put you there

-GV Wright

Run_to_da_hills

(From P.IE ) Buy one get one free - Vote DELUDED Fianna FAIL and get the IMF thrown in FREE

Stained Class

Neck hardening excercises. You too can have a neck like Tungsten

Duckworth_Luas

lividduck wrote: »

Michael Lowry

Get thrown out of your own party for being corrupt, prop up Bertie Ahern's corruption infested rats nest instead.

Hootanany

Drinking lessons in Co Carlow

44leto

Get a constituent early release from prison.

Dyr

Its funny, everyone knew what fianna fail were when they voted for them, and now its all " I can't believe you rode me up the arse, gave me the bad herpes, and then nicked everything outta the gaff as you snuck off"

You're as corrupt as fianna fail. Your problem is that they finally burned you on the deal

Unless you never voted for them of course, in which case, as you were :pac:

mikemac1

Claim thousands and thousands in expenses for mobile phones and bills and submit forged receipts for companies that don't even exist anymore.

Suck up the taxi driver unions in the days when people queued for hours or walked home. Get advertising as payback

Live about four km from the Dáil and bitch and moan and run to the papers when leadership takes away your Merc and garda driver

Live in Cork, represent Dublin

jetsonx

14) Employee Litigation: Taking your Employer to Court (with guest lecturer Mary Hanafin)

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/30000-for-hanafin-mum-after-leinster-house-fall-2526590.html

SEPT 23 1989

15. How to do more damage to the Irish people than the English ever did

foxyboxer

How to Financially ruin a country in one easy guarantee by Brian Lenihan.

Drumpot

16. How to be an example of what happens when you keep giving the people what they want. When it all inevitably goes pea shaped the people will turn to the failed parties that would of done even more damage had they gotten in sooner and applied their pre election manifestos.

17. How to show up the self vested voting prefrances of the people.

18. How to not have all the councellors rezoning land for property and still get all the kudos for the disaster estates.

19. How to be an example make it easy to show up the ignorance and idiocy of people who think that blaming Fianna fail for everything absolves the electorate of any responsibility and gets Ireland on the right track!