What made you smile/frown/mad/sad/cry today-thread for all your emotional needs! V5

herisson

tatabubbly wrote: »

****ing builders next door. i come home from work and all i want to do is relax. now i'm forced to listen to them getting a new kitchen in all fooking night!

this has been happening all day to me while i have been studying! :mad:
this pic aptly describes the situation!

Albection

My sinuses are so sore. It's pressing into the middle of my head, over into my right eye (from behind) and down both my cheeks. Nurofen plus time I think.

Also, I'm becoming increasingly sure that these exams are not going to go even remotely well. We're talking them bending me over the table and doing things best left explained by Keira through the use of sock puppets.

Das Kitty

The baby is playing a game where a homicidal horse is luring the other farm animals onto the roof of the barn and pushing them off one by one saying "Horse kill Sheep!" and then cackling a maniacal equine laugh...

That's not a bad sign, is it?

daenerysstormborn3

FouxDaFaFa wrote: »

God, do you ever have a conversation with a member of your family and come out of it thinking "does this person know me at all?" :pac:

Pretty much anytime I speak to a member of my family. At this stage I'm more surprised if I have a "normal" conversation.

Avox

tatabubbly wrote: »

****ing builders next door. i come home from work and all i want to do is relax. now i'm forced to listen to them getting a new kitchen in all fooking night!

on the other side, i think my boyfriend is right, i only really enjoy work when he's around! i'm planning on spending the whole day tomoro in my new place cleaning out my new room! i'm so excited to paint it and all too!!

You can complain if it passes a certain time, not sure, but I think it's after 7? I'm pretty certain they're not allowed use noisy machinery after a set time anyway

Albection

Das Kitty wrote: »

The baby is playing a game where a homicidal horse is luring the other farm animals onto the roof of the barn and pushing them off one by one saying "Horse kill Sheep!" and then cackling a maniacal equine laugh...

That's not a bad sign, is it?

No, he's just re-enforcing his understanding of cause and effect.


But don't annoy him at all. For completely unrelated reasons....

Albection

Albection wrote: »

Keira

Argh! I can spell! I swear, I really can.

Oh forgive me this insult, Great Queen of the forum for most hallowed XX, keeper of smut and mysteries grand, runner up involuntary high jump, 1998.

I've decided that people deserve titles. To recognise their awesomes.

Kiera

Albection wrote: »

Albection wrote: »

Keira

Argh! I can spell! I swear, I really can.

Oh forgive me this insult, Great Queen of the forum for most hallowed XX, keeper of smut and mysteries grand, runner up involuntary high jump, 1998.

[SIZE="1"]I've decided that people deserve titles. To recognise their awesomes.[/SIZE]

Da fcuk? How am I meant to sign in and out of work with that title? I demand a new title!

Albection

Kiera wrote: »

Da fcuk? How am I meant to sign in and out of work with that title? I demand a new title!

Kiera: The zebra.

tatabubbly

Avox wrote: »

You can complain if it passes a certain time, not sure, but I think it's after 7? I'm pretty certain they're not allowed use noisy machinery after a set time anyway

I think it's eleven! See I'm moving out at the end of the month and the dude that owns the house is the brother of the person who owns mine so they do not give two ****s!

Awful cos I feel like I can't stand in my kitchen without being perved upon.

I do however have the ugliest comfiest dressing gown on so it's making me feel a lot better!

Kiera

Albection wrote: »

Kiera wrote: »

Da fcuk? How am I meant to sign in and out of work with that title? I demand a new title!

Kiera: The zebra.

Hahahahahaha

/cringing at the flashbacks :eek:

FouxDaFaFa

Albection wrote: »

Argh! I can spell! I swear, I really can.

Oh forgive me this insult, Great Queen of the forum for most hallowed XX, keeper of smut and mysteries grand, runner up involuntary high jump, 1998.

I've decided that people deserve titles. To recognise their awesomes.

Amateur. You left out an X. Now, she's the queen of these guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pib8eYDSFEI

almostnever

Feeling very overwhelmed, confused and teary right now. I hate feeling so useless, hope it passes soon.

Wish these exams would END, getting bored of them now. Still another week to go, and the worst thing is that we're the first year in the course to finish. Some of the fourth years don't finish for another three weeks, I think I'd lose my mind entirely

Albection

FouxDaFaFa wrote: »

Amateur. You left out an X. Now, she's the queen of these guys.

I meant the karyotype for women. Double X chromosomes.

Lucyfur

Son; Can I have ketchup please?

Me; Yes, a little bit, it's in the fridge, go get it for yourself

Son; I can't see it

Me; Check the tall cupboard, if it's not in the fridge it'll be in there

Son; Nope, not in there either

Me; Look in the fridge, with your eyes OPEN. It's there. In the door of the fridge

Son; *in thick voice* IT'S NOT HERE

Me; *goes to fridge, takes ketchup from door of fridge and hands it to son while saying ''you're welcome''

Son; Ohhhhhh, THAT door of the fridge....



WFT?????? How many freaking fridge doors do we have?????


*grumble grumble*

Kiera

Albection wrote: »

FouxDaFaFa wrote: »

Amateur. You left out an X. Now, she's the queen of these guys.

I meant the karyotype for women. Double X chromosomes.

You're such an odd little fish, Al. I'll keep you!

My 7 year old daughter has decided she is going to be zoologist. She has also decided that she will be going to America to study as she wants to play basketball in a good college.

Jaysis.

Lucyfur

Deleted User wrote: »

My 7 year old daughter has decided she is going to be zoologist. She has also decided that she will be going to America to study as she wants to play basketball in a good college.

Jaysis.

Nice one. When my lad was 7, he wanted to be a hammerhead shark or a speed bump (?????) I sh1t you not.

Could you imagine?

Lucyfur

Lucyfur wrote: »

Nice one. When my lad was 7, he wanted to be a hammerhead shark or a speed bump (?????) I sh1t you not.

:pac:
I actually proper lol'd

Albection

Kiera wrote: »

You're such an odd little fish, Al. I'll keep you!

Yay! \o/ Acceptance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJBKyTfCjCc

herisson

who knew that my little world history fetish would help me with a religion exam??!!

i has a break through...........SUCCESS!!!!

Acoshla

Guys, I don't want to alarm ye, but I think I'm broken. I keep almost crying at things that aren't particularly sad, send help!! And no I'm not duffed before anyone says it! :pac:

ALSO, something weird is going on here. A fridge magnet of a fisherman showed up on our fridge last night, we don't own it, nobody has been in our house only friends who said it's not theirs, they've never seen it before either. It's really creepy...

WesternNight

Lucyfur wrote: »

Nice one. When my lad was 7, he wanted to be a hammerhead shark or a speed bump (?????) I sh1t you not.

Could you imagine?

I like your kid. Thinks outside the box

x Purple Pawprints x

Albection wrote: »

I meant the karyotype for women. Double X chromosomes.

I like you.

Deleted User wrote: »

My 7 year old daughter has decided she is going to be zoologist. She has also decided that she will be going to America to study as she wants to play basketball in a good college.

Jaysis.

Jeepers.. Kids are so advanced now. When I was 7 I wanted to be a hairdresser and one of my friends wanted to be a nun. :eek:

Lucyfur

WesternNight wrote: »

I like your kid. Thinks outside the box

Want him for a long weekend?

awec

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Lucyfur

Jane_LS_88 wrote: »

Jeepers.. Kids are so advanced now. When I was 7 I wanted to be a hairdresser and one of my friends wanted to be a nun. :eek:

When I worked in the creche, one of the little boys wanted to marry his best male friend and become a priest. All on the one day.

Lucyfur

awec wrote: »

I wanted to be a bin man.

There's great money in rubbish

Albection

I wanted to be a garda. :cool:

Kiera

Acoshla wrote: »

Guys, I don't want to alarm ye, but I think I'm broken. I keep almost crying at things that aren't particularly sad, send help!! And no I'm not duffed before anyone says it! :pac:

ALSO, something weird is going on here. A fridge magnet of a fisherman showed up on our fridge last night, we don't own it, nobody has been in our house only friends who said it's not theirs, they've never seen it before either. It's really creepy...

We're all a bit cracked in here so no need to worry about being broken.

As for the magnet? That is pretty creepy. Feck it out before more fishy things turn up.

Kiera

awec wrote: »

I wanted to be a bin man.

Was your old man a dust man?

awec

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awec

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Lucyfur

I love the Belfast accent....


I had some....erm....encounters with a lovely chap from Belfast and I used to get very drunk and make him say the word ''situation'' over and over again:D

Kiera

awec wrote: »

Kiera wrote: »

Was your old man a dust man?

Nope!

I just thought it'd be class craic driving a bin lorry.

*wush*

awec

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The Lovely Muffin

I decided I'd make a simple chicken curry for dinner tonight as I have all the ingredients, all was grand, mixed up whatever spices I need, defrosted the chicken, chopped the vegs etc.

Then I went looking for one more spice that I needed, curry powder, and could not find it anywhere. I bought it just before Christmas so it wasn't out of date and no one else would have used it.

I cannot for the life of me understand where it has gone to.

I can only come up with two possible explanations

Either my mother or granny gave it to one of my cousins/aunties or else it was thrown out. I definitely didn't use it all either.

Lucyfur

awec wrote: »

Oh dear.

Explain! :pac:

I was gonna be rude but I'll behave:D

awec

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Lucyfur

awec wrote: »

Out with it!

Noes. I r supposed to be lady:D

Kiera

awec wrote: »

Lucyfur wrote: »

I love the Belfast accent....


I had some....erm....encounters with a lovely chap from Belfast and I used to get very drunk and make him say the word ''situation'' over and over again:D

We hardly ever say situation! The only time I ever say it is when people (usually women!) ask me to say it!

Der le der le fecking der le sityashun. :rolleyes: :pac:

But yes, our accent is hawt. :P

Kiera wrote: »

*wush*

Oh dear.

Explain! :pac:

It's a very old song. Never mind, I'm wasted on you

awec

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Kiera

Lucyfur wrote: »

awec wrote: »

Out with it!

Noes. I r supposed to be lady:D

Ha!

*hands Lucy the smut crown for the night*

dfx-

Lola92 wrote: »

Twice a day, every single day without fail my dad asks me if I want a cup of tea. I hate tea, always have hated it. Never drank it at all so its not just like I gave it up. Now I just sigh and shake my head.

The life of a tea hater is a hard one..I get re-asked the tea question in hotels or B&Bs such is the shock to the system.

We must struggle on, Lola92. :pac:

Acoshla

Kiera wrote: »

We're all a bit cracked in here so no need to worry about being broken.

As for the magnet? That is pretty creepy. Feck it out before more fishy things turn up.

Boyfriend said I can't throw it out because we don't know how long he's been there and maybe he's protecting us, but he has shifty eyes so I don't think so Between that and my engagement ring switching fingers last week I am about to move out

Sar_Bear

Lucyfur wrote: »

Nice one. When my lad was 7, he wanted to be a hammerhead shark or a speed bump (?????) I sh1t you not.

Could you imagine?

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time


Working at 10pm... I don't wanna go in

herisson

i wanted to a Lollipop lady when i was younger!

Lucyfur i agree Belfast accent nom nom nom actually the northern accent in general its why i love visiting my sister!

Albection

Kiera wrote: »

Ha!

*hands Lucy the smut crown for the night*

Giggity.

Vinta81

Finally a big girl, I just put the deposit down on our house for the summer! It may only be for 3 or 4 months but moving out the summer is a big step towards moving out forever...eventually

Kiera

Acoshla wrote: »

Kiera wrote: »

We're all a bit cracked in here so no need to worry about being broken.

As for the magnet? That is pretty creepy. Feck it out before more fishy things turn up.

Boyfriend said I can't throw it out because we don't know how long he's been there and maybe he's protecting us, but he has shifty eyes so I don't think so Between that and my engagement ring switching fingers last week I am about to move out

The ring thing is weird alright but the magnet thing sounds like someone is having a laugh with you.