Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

somesoldiers

Guns n Roses video to Paradise City, freeze frame at the big where there was a topless chick in the crowd
My uncle had page 3 air freshners in his car, always good for a giggle

Sergei Malatov

The scene in Titanic where Kate Winslet gets her baps out. And the Wrestlemania 2000 main event with Stephanie McMahon ringside. I had them on VHS.

Used to go over to my Granny's house and get my **** on.

somesoldiers

Appetite For Destruction

Mantis Toboggan

Biddy from Glenroe

Vomit

I think a VHS recording of Basic Instinct taken from the telly. I swear, if anyone found the tape and watched it, they'd find the picture quality a bit 'worn out' during certain scenes...

Sergei Malatov

Michael Douglas had some run of starring in sleazy movies back then.

Disclosure, Fatal Attraction, Basic Instinct.... anything else?

A Michael Douglas movie always made for good wanky wanky.

Not his saggy ass though.

suicide_circus

Sergei Malatov wrote: »

Michael Douglas had some run of starring in sleazy movies back then.

Disclosure, Fatal Attraction, Basic Instinct.... anything else?

A Michael Douglas movie always made for good wanky wanky.

Not his saggy ass though.

Yeah Michael would be a bit old for you

blueser

Sergei Malatov wrote: »

Picture of Amanda Brunker in a swimsuit in The Sunday World.

It must have been in broadsheet format back then, I presume? She's a strapping lass!

timthumbni

suicide_circus wrote: »

Yeah Michael would be a bit old for you

Quite a bit older I would think.....

Sergei Malatov

timthumbni wrote: »

Quite a bit older I would think.....

How many random comments about me on different threads is that now, 4?

I have a stalker! Cute!

Sergei Malatov

blueser wrote: »

It must have been in broadsheet format back then, I presume? She's a strapping lass!

Might have been black and white still at that stage.

blueser

Vomit wrote: »

I think a VHS recording of Basic Instinct taken from the telly. I swear, if anyone found the tape and watched it, they'd find the picture quality a bit 'worn out' during certain scenes...

Those velvet curtains, yeah?

paleoperson

Dennis Reynolds wrote: »

Biddy from Glenroe

Hahahaha!!!!! :pac:

This Austrian girl in the paper that was found dead from accidental strangulation.

....what, she was really cute and alive in the picture......

branie2

I think to a holiday brochure for France

branie2

Linda - Bond girl in a bikini in the pre-credit sequence of The Living Daylights

fryup

^^^^^^^^^^

the bored italian chick ??

branie2

That's the one. She found a real man in Bond

branie2

branie2 wrote: »

Kays catalogue (which in one edition, had a picture similar to one in the 1993 Family album spring/summer catalogue)

And it was a bikini picture as well

branie2

Percy Payne's mother in one Dandy annual - how lame is that?

branie2

Strippers in TV shows

MilesMorales1

What was that music video of that girl band, the pussycat dolls? Can't remember the song, but I remember I taped it on VHS to endlessly repeat :pac:

somesoldiers

Guns 'n' Roses Paradise City video, girl in crowd with baps out

branie2

One scene in an episode of Baywatch

Mister Vain

Nina in Tekken. Pause at 0:47.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJDN7JxWO90

branie2

The page 5 girl in Weekly World News

branie2

Once to babes on a video box.

HalloweenJack

On one version of the Smackdown video game, you could unlock loading screens of scandily clad girls for about ten seconds and also have bra and panties matches, where the idea was to get your opponent down to her bra and panties.

In fairness, I was a horny teen, about 14 or 15, but looking back now the people who made that game must be REALLY messed up.

DanielODonnell

I don't like the word fapped as it is an example of American imperialism.

I first saw internet pornography in 2004 aged 12, it was just thumbnail photos. I started big into the masturbation in 2005 and 2006 mostly to my older brothers adult magazines and the website UK soccer babes. I don't recall sites like pornhub getting big until late 2000's.

The teens of mid 1990s were probably the last who didn't experience internet pornography but I am sure they made up for it a few years later.

Shannon757

Missed this thread.

branie2

A short from one episode of filminuto, the adult cartoon series. In this particular scene, a man had bought a radio, and he was listening to various pieces of music, when changing stations, and he would imagine different things with the music.
The last piece of music was a bit erotic, and he imagined a girl stripping to her bikini. He was really excited until his wife switched off the radio, and nagged him, just as things got really interesting.

Elemonator

https://nicoleelle.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/boob-light.jpg

paleoperson

HalloweenJack wrote: »

On one version of the Smackdown video game, you could unlock loading screens of scandily clad girls for about ten seconds and also have bra and panties matches, where the idea was to get your opponent down to her bra and panties.

In fairness, I was a horny teen, about 14 or 15, but looking back now the people who made that game must be REALLY messed up.

Not sure how tongue-in-cheek this remark was but I would strongly disagree with you there.

HalloweenJack

paleoperson wrote: »

Not sure how tongue-in-cheek this remark was but I would strongly disagree with you there.

What part?

donegal.

tutti frutti on RTL

razorblunt

Ching Ching ching ching Italian Stripping Housewives on Bravo.

branie2

Sheryiln (sp?) Fenn in Ruby (1992)

branie2

Gwyneth Paltrow in Great Expectations

failinis

Can't even remember the name of the catalogue but it was one of those women wear including a nice bra and underwear section.

Rgb.ie

Tango and cash ... You know the part

ButtersSuki

holystungun9 wrote: »

The album cover for Power by Ice T. It was a cassette :-(

Have you seen that model recently? Still smokin' hot

brianregan09

I had a VHS of Wild things......Oh my it got well used my 1st time seeing Neeve Campbell outside of scream and man was it worth it...........Every Time

fryup

DazMarz wrote: »

to my utter amazement, I've never been caught dancing with myself by anyone (tho there have been some close calls sometimes).

and thats exactly what this song is about ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU

branie2

A lingerie segment on one episode of head 2 toe, where a dark-haired woman fastened her bra at the end of it.

armaghlad

When we first got Sky there was an obscure fashion channel that basically showed models walking down the runways of various international fashion shows on repeat. You'd see plenty of see-through garments and if you were very lucky the odd tit hanging out. This was prime daytime viewing to lash one out to on the sly when you'd the house to yourself; and manys a time the young armaghlad took advantage of what he essentially thought was day time porn

branie2

Ever fap to body suits in the Family Album?

Mister Vain

Wimbledon. Those short skirts on the female players.

funtime93

Mile high on sky one

syklops

funtime93 wrote: »

Mile high on sky one

I still watch that from time to time. Does anyone remember when Sky One was "fun"?

ohnonotgmail

Surely i'm not the only one here old enough to remember H&E magazine?

branie2

Le déjeuner sur l'herbe (Luncheon on the Grass)- a 19th century French painting by Edouard Manet.