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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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#392 02-08-2015 5:36pm
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cadbury's caramel bunny

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#393 02-08-2015 5:48pm
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A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

There is nothing lame or embarrassing about that. That's respectable fap material even today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO2XMW6k8UQ

she'd be around 50 now, about 16 stone with a moustache.... sigh...

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#394 02-08-2015 6:12pm
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damian139 wrote: »

she'd be around 50 now, about 16 stone with a moustache.... sigh...

Not at all! Would still bang

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/Sabrina_Salerno_30_October_2010_2.jpg

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#395 02-08-2015 6:12pm
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I first started fapping after seeing swimwear in the fashion section in an edition of the RTE guide 21 years ago.

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#396 02-08-2015 6:31pm
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"I've got 5 on it" music video.

Baywatch intro.

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#397 02-08-2015 6:32pm
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Me ma s woman's own magazines!

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#398 02-08-2015 7:04pm
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A magazine me ma had had a feature in it about women with lopsided boobs replete with pictures for examples of extreme cases.

There was one in particular who had one perfect good sized tit but the other looked like a kipper.

Focus on the non wonky one.

Always on the non wonky one.

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#399 02-08-2015 7:19pm
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Prickly Heat

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#400 02-08-2015 8:50pm
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Raiders of the Lost Ark - Marion taking off her bra

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#401 02-08-2015 11:43pm
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Just some random images from my youth:

The twins from Funhouse
Whigfield
The Little Mermaid
Any Hammer horror film that the beeb used to show on a Fri/Sat night. Didn't have to worry about accusations of sexism back then, just have lots of beauties dressed in revealing costumes.

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#402 02-08-2015 11:53pm
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ToddyDoody wrote: »

Bienvenue En France 2... the French textbook.

Ha ha ha reminds me of a story.
A fella I used to sit beside in French got thrown out of the class for some reason or another.
I got his book ,opened it on a ranodom page and drew a picture of a woman spread eagle .
All the gory details.
Anyway 2/3 weeks later were on that page on class.
The French teacher sees the crude drawing and hits the roof.
The poor lad denies it to the last bit the teacher is having none of it.
I think he ended up in the principals office with his ma and the French book !

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#403 03-08-2015 12:21am
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Did you ever own up?

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#404 03-08-2015 12:04pm
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RTE Aertel had descriptions of all films on terrestrial TV that night. I used to look for mentions of the word erotic in the description....erotic thriller was the most common one. Sometimes erotic meant one nude scene, sometimes more but either way that was enough to justify sitting through some ****e 2 hour movie.

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#405 03-08-2015 12:06pm
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And obviously Eurotrash was a godsend back then. Used to be the talk of the class the morning after each episode when I was in 1st year of an all boys secondary school

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#406 03-08-2015 12:10pm
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A Primal Nut wrote: »

And obviously Eurotrash was a godsend back then. Used to be the talk of the class the morning after each episode when I was in 1st year of an all boys secondary school

Ibiza uncovered was another

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#407 03-08-2015 1:00pm
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Deliverance on RTE late one night.

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#408 03-08-2015 1:06pm
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Remember getting Kerrang magazine one month around '88 (I was around 14) and I was sitting on my bed reading it. Turned the page and there was an article on the band Warlock. On the top right there was a picture of the lead singer (Doro Pesch) lifting her top and flashing loads of 15 year old mullet haired boys on stage somewhere in Europe. Well I nearly fell off my bed. Didn't leave the room for a week. Thank you, Doro.

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#409 03-08-2015 1:10pm
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Sam Hain wrote: »

Deliverance on RTE late one night.

What part of Deliverence gave you a boner?!

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#410 03-08-2015 1:24pm
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Prickly heat, made all the more difficult with Julian Clary making camp double entendre's every two minutes.

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#411 03-08-2015 1:55pm
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Our skybox in the late 90s had loads of German channels...Rtl zwei was always great after 10pm.
Had some show with a middle aged German woman dressed like a madam interviewing couples and would then proceed to get it on, tits and ass everywhere. The woman would usually sit there watching them and give a commentary/ask questions mid-throes...was weird.

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#412 03-08-2015 2:01pm
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I remember finding my brothers' stash of Playboys (with the covers ripped off so they'd get through customs) he brought back from a J1 and didn't bother bringing them back to the schmoke when he went back to college. Got full value out of them then started a cottage smut peddling business renting them to lads in school.

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#413 03-08-2015 2:03pm
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Galwayguy35 wrote: »

What part of Deliverence gave you a boner?!

Squeal like a piggy, boy?

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#414 03-08-2015 3:18pm
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The Lonely Hearts page of Ireland's Own

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#415 03-08-2015 5:00pm
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To Barbara Windsor in Carry On Doctor

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#416 03-08-2015 5:53pm
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Mister Vain wrote: »

Wimbeldon, short skirts... yep.

Is it fair to say that Anna Kournikova's ass was the last 'sexy meme' to come before the internet (OK granted the internet was around, but it was 1997 if I recall, and the internet had not really kicked off - in Ireland at least)?

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#417 03-08-2015 6:06pm
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damian139 wrote: »

she'd be around 50 now, about 16 stone with a moustache.... sigh...

I did a quick check, Googled her name and up came her official Facebook page. Clicked on it, took a look, and..

No.

No, no.

No, no, no, no.

No God, dear God no!

No no no no no, noooooooooo!!

Oh holy no no no NO NO!!

And as for this one...

I also stumbled on the fact that she's done topless modelling. Welcome Sabrina, to the internet age of fappery!!

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#418 03-08-2015 6:13pm
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I used to buy playboy specials in Easons ..... not the regular mag, they used to have specials like the Book of Lingerie ... just all pictures of naked women cover to cover ... great value, but buying them was a c*nt...

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#419 03-08-2015 9:18pm
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Special K ads

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#420 03-08-2015 10:42pm
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the_monkey wrote: »

I used to buy playboy specials in Easons ..... not the regular mag, they used to have specials like the Book of Lingerie ... just all pictures of naked women cover to cover ... great value, but buying them was a c*nt...

How is that a lame thing to fap to?

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#421 03-08-2015 10:48pm
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Yurt! wrote: »

Got full value out of them then started a cottage smut peddling business renting them to lads in school.

Renting them?

Kind of like a paper pimp, then?:pac: I hope they were "clean"

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