Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

Dr. Bre

Remember the station Bravo use to show soft core ha!

branie2

KungPao wrote: »

“I got 5 on it”, a hippity hop video with girls in gstring, a slight bit of ass on show.

Bay watch intro.

Article on breast surgery in one of the woman mags.

Holiday brochures. Lots of ass, sometimes even a bare boob if you look close enough.

80s porno movies in the 90s. So much hair.

Euro trash.

or if they're lying down on their front with their bikini tops undone

partyguinness

branie2 wrote: »

I hope he wasn't caught by his father!

Or ended up confiscating porn found on a student thinking: "Oh I have this issue."

fryup

Dr. Bre wrote: »

Remember the station Bravo use to show soft core ha!

yes after midnight, it came on to replace eurosport i think :P

partyguinness

I remember an ad for "9 1/2 Weeks" on RTL (again circa 1992/1993) but the ad was just the sex scene. Of course I thought the entire film was just one big sex fest. I took a mental note of the time etc and thankfully the parents were away that night.

As the sex scene is toward the end I sat there for 2 fcuking hours of "9 1/2 Weeks" dubbed in German just for that 2 minute scene.

EmmetSpiceland

Dr. Bre wrote: »

Remember the station Bravo use to show soft core ha!

Some great films were shown. A great time for fans of “bawdy” film or, even, sleazy, saxophone driven, “steamy” erotica.

Some weekends you’d be “treated” to a Russ Meyers movie, on others you might get to enjoy the performances of such giants of the “industry” as Shannon Tweed, Gabriella Hall, Shauna O’Brien, Julie Strain, Shannon Whirry or, even, Griffin Drew.

Stuff that wouldn’t rot your brain, like the overly aggressive crap a section of, angry, young men are watching today.

partyguinness

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Some great films were shown. A great time for fans of “bawdy” film or, even, sleazy, saxophone driven, “steamy” erotica.

Some weekends you’d be “treated” to a Russ Meyers movie, on others you might get to enjoy the performances of such giants of the “industry” as Shannon Tweed, Gabriella Hall, Shauna O’Brien, Julie Strain, Shannon Whirry or, even, Griffin Drew.

Stuff that wouldn’t rot your brain, like the overly aggressive crap a section of, angry, young men are watching today.

I will always associate the saxophone with 80s soft porn. No matter what the context.

branie2

An ad for soap with a young lady in her slip.

branie2

partyguinness wrote: »

I will always associate the saxophone with 80s soft porn. No matter what the context.

Or a Playtex ad

branie2

Barbara Windsor being very revealing in Carry On Dick

Titclamp

To my own shadow.

EmmetSpiceland

branie2 wrote: »

Barbara Windsor being very revealing in Carry On Dick

‘Carry On Camping’ was another gem but, let’s be honest, all that pales in comparison to, the inimitable, Kitten Natividad’s work in Russ Meyer’s ‘Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens’.

Hangdogroad

The Friday night movie after the Late Late in the 80s. You'd hope to hear the words "for adult viewing only". The movie the Pawnbroker and a black girl who gets her jugs out.

EmmetSpiceland

LP record sleeves.

Particularly ones by the likes of Linda Ronstadt or Dana Gillespie. Obviously, Roxy Music’s ‘Country Life’ too.

branie2

Jennifer Connolly's character in the Rocketeer attaching her stockings to garters

fryup

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

LP record sleeves.

Particularly ones by the likes of Linda Ronstadt or Dana Gillespie. Obviously, Roxy Music’s ‘Country Life’ too.

never heard of her, had to do a google image search, and my word! - let's just say she wasn't shy;)

Simi

Ibiza uncovered and other similar shows on sky one

Sgt Hartman

I remember whipping up the courage to buy a sex education book in Eason's. It contained explicit illustrations of sex positions.
The main thing I can remember from it were two male figures on the book. The first one looked exactly like my old school PE teacher and the second one was the spitting image of Gary Barlow from Take That. One image showed "Gary Barlow" jerking off in front of a mirror and another image showed my PE teacher looking like he was having a major heart attack whilst on top of a woman.

Hangdogroad

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

I remember whipping up the courage to buy a sex education book in Eason's. It contained explicit illustrations of sex positions.
The main thing I can remember from it were two male figures on the book. The first one looked exactly like my old school PE teacher and the second one was the spitting image of Gary Barlow from Take That. One image showed "Gary Barlow" jerking off in front of a mirror and another image showed my PE teacher looking like he was having a major heart attack whilst on top of a woman.

That reminds me, the Joy Of Sex video which caused such a furore on the Late Late Show. There was fella in it having a **** who looked like the singer from Extreme.(that More Than Words pop metal crowd)

FintanMcluskey

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

LP record sleeves.

Particularly ones by the likes of Linda Ronstadt or Dana Gillespie. Obviously, Roxy Music’s ‘Country Life’ too.

Carly Simon no secrets Vinyl cover

Google is your friend, not sure it’s safe to link here

Sgt Hartman

Hangdogroad wrote: »

That reminds me, the Joy Of Sex video which caused such a furore on the Late Late Show. There was fella in it having a **** who looked like the singer from Extreme.(that More Than Words pop metal crowd)

I've got that song stuck in my head now with an image of yer man from Extreme jerking off. "More than Words" indeed!

branie2

Hangdogroad wrote: »

That reminds me, the Joy Of Sex video which caused such a furore on the Late Late Show. There was fella in it having a **** who looked like the singer from Extreme.(that More Than Words pop metal crowd)

Did security throw him out?

ShatterAlan

The music mags like NME.


Once in a while they'd have a pic of Becki Bondage or some punk/new wave girl in fishnets.


Hammered myself crippled.

branie2

Wild at Heart; Laura Dern's character putting on her halter-top

iamstop

The bikini chicks dancing around on MTV Grind.

EmmetSpiceland

FintanMcluskey wrote: »

Carly Simon no secrets Vinyl cover

Google is your friend, not sure it’s safe to link here

I should add the gatefold album of Olivia Newton-John’s ‘Physical’ was another.

Larbre34

Triton and Mira shower brochures.

branie2

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I should add the gatefold album of Olivia Newton-John’s ‘Physical’ was another.

The leotard was something, I bet!

Montage of Feck

The foreign films they used to show on network 2 on Thursday(?) nights.

fryup

cineclub?

branie2

fryup wrote: »

cineclub?

I'd say so

black & white

Back in the early ‘80’s one of the lads at work swore he had a w@nk to the Big Ed loves Mona ad on the TV. Was for a new brand of yogurts and was a basic enough cartoon

EmmetSpiceland

black & white wrote: »

Back in the early ‘80’s one of the lads at work swore he had a w@nk to the Big Ed loves Mona ad on the TV. Was for a new brand of yogurts and was a basic enough cartoon

Was it “Big Ed” himself or the cartoon girls singing? They had that weird Betty Boop-like head.

black & white

The cartoon girls, that was the days of RTE 1 & 2 only so his options were limited

Montage of Feck

fryup wrote: »

cineclub?

That was it! Sadly missed from the RTE schedule, along with The Last Picture Show and No Disco etc..

branie2

it was either in the Sunday Independent or Press - full page Playtex bra ad with two models

Andrea B.

I kid you not, during clearout last year, i found this tucked inside cover of Peig from 1986.
Sunday Tribune.
Obviously the cover image of Peig was just not doing it for me anymore.


https://ibb.co/b1PzQdY

Blindest lad with the hairiest hands in Rang na Gaeilge!!

branie2

Nice!

Andrea B.

branie2 wrote: »

Nice!

Some of those ladies could be boardsies mums by now.......ouch!!

branie2

Andrea B. wrote: »

Some of those ladies could be boardsies mums by now.......ouch!!

Past coming back to haunt them if they saw that ad again

Andrea B.

branie2 wrote: »

Past coming back to haunt them if they saw that ad again

Reckon they'd be chuffed to see them....

branie2

The advert I mentioned was from 1993

Thread needed a theme song :pac:

Andrea B.

branie2 wrote: »

The advert I mentioned was from 1993

My 1986 ones would've started waxing by then.

jiltloop

The lingerie section of the Avon catalogue, there was alwas one lying around the house.

Andrea B.

F£#@ sake. Innocent but brilliant times!

branie2

It's a pity we can't see pictures from the old Family album catalogues online

L1011

Adam Rickitt - I Breathe Again video whenever it came on TV.

Freddie Ljungberg's Calvin Klein ads tied in with getting decent internet access.

Sgt Hartman

L1011 wrote: »

Adam Rickitt - I Breathe Again video whenever it came on TV.

Freddie Ljungberg's Calvin Klein ads tied in with getting decent internet access.

Ah Adam Rickitt, the original Nick Tilsley in Coronation Street. I have vague memories of that music video

Anyway while staying with a relative when I was a teenager I came across a Great Sex Guide book that they obviously had forgotten to hide away while I was staying there. Any quiet moment alone I'd get I would take a peek at the book.
The models in it weren't particularly attractive, the man was hairy and balding while the woman had a brunette bubble perm and a wrinkled smoker's mouth. Still though to a teen in the early 90's this was like as if I struck gold as the balding hairy guy and the bubble perm smoker got up to quite a lot of very explicit stuff. By the end of my stay there I didn't have a drop left in me.

Robert Jackson

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/112606578#Comment_112606578

Yes I would watch Stephen Hendry on Eurosport and then Shannon Tweed on Bravo good times