Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

Bumper Mannix

branie2 wrote: »

The one with the lady in her flat getting changed?

They all used to from what I remember.

branie2

That's one I particularly remember

Captain Red Beard

Has anyone said the Budget Holidays catalogue yet?

branie2

I believe I did

Rikand

The inlay covers of CDs that were around the house. My sister had spice girls and other assorted girl groups which offered plenty of material, but we also had a Celine Dion CD around the house and she got a lot of work

fryup

^^^^^^^^^^

any side boob?

Bumper Mannix

fryup wrote: »

^^^^^^^^^^

any side boob?

On phone so can't link but it was the ads for Impulse.

Edgware

Minnie Brennan from The Riordans

suicide_circus

Lame? Heather Mills.

J Mysterio

Bumper Mannix wrote: »

On phone so can't link but it was the ads for Impulse.

I see this so often, it just drives me crazy.
What about the phone prevents you adding a link?

Force Carrier

J Mysterio wrote: »

I see this so often, it just drives me crazy.
What about the phone prevents you adding a link?

I'm on the phone so I can't explain to you why you can't add a link when on the phone.

branie2

One of the Family Album catalogues in our house was in my mother's bedside locker.

Sonny noggs

branie2 wrote: »

One of the Family Album catalogues in our house was in my mother's bedside locker.

Hate to think what she used that for. 😲

retalivity

Rtl zwei after 10pm on an old skybox in the 90s was the business.

fryup

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

oh ya? "i've come to fix your boiler type movies" ??;)

branie2

Das ist gut!

retalivity

branie2 wrote: »

Das ist gut!

"Ja, ich komme aus!"
"Nicht so schnell!!"

branie2

branie2 wrote: »

2 words: Playtex Secrets.

One of the women in that ad was pulling on her panties.

yellowpostit01

Rikand wrote: »

The inlay covers of CDs that were around the house. My sister had spice girls and other assorted girl groups which offered plenty of material, but we also had a Celine Dion CD around the house and she got a lot of work

Spice Girls in ANYTHING: like in Smash Hits or other magazines, or their music videos.

The Mariah Carey CD inlay from the late 90s, she was quality then
I think I know the Celine Dion one you were on about, I wouldn't be a fan of hers normally, but there was one CD inlay where she looked smoking

yellowpostit01

branie2 wrote: »

One of the Family Album catalogues in our house was in my mother's bedside locker.

The lingerie section was killer

branie2

yellowpostit01 wrote: »

The lingerie section was killer

And the swimwear section

yellowpostit01

branie2 wrote: »

La Grande Odalisque, a 19th century paintings by Ingres

Man that is some classy high end cultural fapping not like the rest of us degenerates

branie2

Thank you

Tikki Wang Wang

A tree in the back garden that look like it had a pair of baps

Ragnar Lothbrok

branie2 wrote: »

La Grande Odalisque, a 19th century paintings by Ingres

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

A tree in the back garden that look like it had a pair of baps

From the sublime to the ridiculous. Excellent.

Deebles McBeebles

Any time Jennifer Ellison appeared in the newspaper back in the day when newspapers and Jennifer Ellison were a thing.

Ditto Kelly Brook and Sofia Vergara.

fryup

^^^^^^^^^^^

and Dani Behr

yellowpostit01

fryup wrote: »

^^^^^^^^^^^

and Dani Behr

Great call on Dani Behr. Mint

fryup

^^^^^^^^^^

and her slutty voice

yellowpostit01

fryup wrote: »

^^^^^^^^^^

and her slutty voice

Man her voice was dynamite!
Well along with every other part of her I guess