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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Sammy Jo from Dynasty. Or the latino one from Falcon Crest that was dating Lance, cant think of her name.
    .... but you can think of her body, and that's all that matters! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,979 ✭✭✭Stovepipe


    Have none of you heard of Page 3? Maria Whittaker, Sam Fox, Corinne Russell? Oh, man, you couldn't enter a garage, workshop, motor factors, anywhere where men were employed and not see a wall of these fantastic ladies..........ah, the 80s.

    regards
    Stovepipe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,636 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Stovepipe wrote: »
    Have none of you heard of Page 3? Maria Whittaker, Sam Fox, Corinne Russell? Oh, man, you couldn't enter a garage, workshop, motor factors, anywhere where men were employed and not see a wall of these fantastic ladies..........ah, the 80s.

    regards
    Stovepipe

    Yeah I remember Sam Fox, she must be well into her 40s now though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,803 ✭✭✭oranbhoy67


    I dont know if anyone mentioned the old tv show that used to be on late at night on ITV -dont know if it was shown here in Ireland - called "hitman & her" it was basically clips of different people dancing in various nightclubs to the latest rave hit of the day.. was always good for a wee shuffle, man the teens are spoiled these days with all the babestation & the internets

    .. i think it was maybe better in our day though as bit of tit was so hard to find on tv that it made the **** more of an achievment!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,376 ✭✭✭Anyone


    Am I the only person who's things got more embarrassing since they got internet porn?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Yeah I remember Sam Fox, she must be well into her 40s now though.

    She's also a lesbian ;):D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Anyone wrote: »
    Am I the only person who's things got more embarrassing since they got internet porn?

    Going to need more to go on then that...


  • Registered Users Posts: 362 ✭✭SheFiend


    Anyone wrote: »
    Am I the only person who's things got more embarrassing since they got internet porn?
    You're not alone on that one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Anyone wrote: »
    Am I the only person who's things got more embarrassing since they got internet porn?

    Good point.
    Was sitting in the house with about 3 of my mates having a few cans and one of them askes us if we ever looked up dwarf pron on the internet. We said no of course. He said, "It's shíte, they always use the same dwarf".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    SheFiend wrote: »
    You're not alone on that one

    Such as?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,636 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    She's also a lesbian ;):D

    Is she? I didnt know that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Is she? I didnt know that.

    Yip - she'd ate gee for England that wan! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Anyone wrote: »
    Am I the only person who's things got more embarrassing since they got internet porn?

    Buckle up there lads.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    An inflatable beach toy (more on it than to it)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,584 ✭✭✭ronan45


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    An inflatable beach toy (more on it than to it)

    No way ! Ha ha I had a large teddy rhino i used to do. So i wasnt a weirdo after all! :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    ronan45 wrote: »
    No way ! Ha ha I had a large teddy rhino i used to do. So i wasnt a weirdo after all! :cool:

    Where did you put the horn?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,266 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    So many memories in this thread... :o

    Only one I can think of that hasn't been mentioned would be a handful of greyscale tif files my uncle accidentally included in a clip-art gallery he loaned me on a series of floppy discs that he'd downloaded from a CB-radio pre-cursor to the internet!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    wah:confused:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sleepy wrote: »
    So many memories in this thread... :o

    Only one I can think of that hasn't been mentioned would be a handful of greyscale tif files my uncle accidentally included in a clip-art gallery he loaned me on a series of floppy discs that he'd downloaded from a CB-radio pre-cursor to the internet!

    Nah, I mentioned that a few pages back.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    Princess Anne on Foxtrot.


  • Registered Users Posts: 395 ✭✭Simon Adebisi


    MTV's The Grind. Especially the pool party ones.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    the red light zone on channel four, was made for the fap :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    "the secretary" :D;)

    the threesome scene in End of Days :)

    threesome scene and, very short may i add, sex scene in American Physcho :pac:

    Threesome in "Go"

    Titanic, car scene :o


    little update on this, cant believe i forgot possibly the most important ones :D;):pac:
    i guess its the day thats in it that brought it back to me!

    The orgy type sex vampire scene and the scene where Lucy gets unspeakable things ;) done to her by the wolf type thing in Dracula :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Max Power1


    Not so much a sexual themed program, but


    :o:o:o:o:o:o

    Does anyone remember that show Sabrina?... yeah :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Max Power1 wrote: »
    Not so much a sexual themed program, but


    :o:o:o:o:o:o

    Does anyone remember that show Sabrina?... yeah :p

    Already been mentioned mate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14 elasticspastic


    Babysitters...sexy, sexy babysitters.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,986 ✭✭✭philstar


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    jeepers! you started early


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    philstar wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    jeepers! you started early

    Maybe he's the Dad.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,299 ✭✭✭spiralism


    the sex talk section in the sunday wurdled. that and sexcetera, anyone remember that? think it was on bravo..


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