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What a mad whore!!1

  • 12-04-2012 10:20pm
    #1
    FANTAPANTS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 586 ✭✭✭


    Boss told me that this lad hadnt turned up for work so rang him to see were he was this is how the phone call went what a mad bastard!!!!
    BOSS "Why are u your missing from duty your absenced"
    LAD "Im sick"
    BOSS "How sick can u be you be"
    LAD " Well im that sick im in the bed wit my sister"
    He hung up then boss face nearly dropped funniest thing ive heard ever:D:D:D


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  • #2
    TheMilkyPirate
    Registered Users Posts: 6,017 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    Boss told me that this lad hadnt turned up for work so rang him to see were he was this is how the phone call went what a mad bastard!!!!
    BOSS "Why are u your missing from duty your absenced"
    LAD "Im sick"
    BOSS "How sick can u be you be"
    LAD " Well im that sick im in the bed wit my sister"
    He hung up then boss face nearly dropped funniest thing ive heard ever:D:D:D

    What?


  • #3
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    43 posts in 4 years, and that's the kind of crap you're coming out with?


  • #4
    jellygems
    Closed Accounts Posts: 99 ✭✭jellygems


    not funny !!


  • #5
    Satts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Satts


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    Boss told me that this lad hadnt turned up for work so rang him to see were he was this is how the phone call went what a mad bastard!!!!
    BOSS "Why are u your missing from duty your absenced"
    LAD "Im sick"
    BOSS "How sick can u be you be"
    LAD " Well im that sick im in the bed wit my sister"
    He hung up then boss face nearly dropped funniest thing ive heard ever:D:D:D

    What ?


  • #6
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Drink less Fanta


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  • #7
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I for one welcome our new alien overlord FANTAPANTS


  • #8
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I have no idea what this is.


  • #9
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    They dont call you FANTAPANTS for nothing OP. :D


  • #10
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Well boss!


  • #11
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    Is this 1999?


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  • #12
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,629 ✭✭✭TheBody


    That joke is old. Funny but old.


  • #13
    FANTAPANTS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 586 ✭✭✭FANTAPANTS


    bout 2002 it happend


  • #14
    joshrogan
    Registered Users Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    Boss told me that this lad hadnt turned up for work so rang him to see were he was this is how the phone call went what a mad bastard!!!!
    BOSS "Why are u your missing from duty your absenced"
    LAD "Im sick"
    BOSS "How sick can u be you be"
    LAD " Well im that sick im in the bed wit my sister"
    He hung up then boss face nearly dropped funniest thing ive heard ever:D:D:D
    I was told by my boss that a fellow employee had no turned up for work. My boss rang him to see where he was, the following dialogue is a transcript of what was said:
    Boss: Why are you not at work?
    Employee: I'm sick
    Boss: You must be really sick to not turn up to work
    Employee: I'm so sick that I'm currently in bed with your sister

    The Boss was disgruntled, I had a chuckle to myself over the whole situation

    _____
    Translated/fixed


  • #15
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Did you know fanta was introduced in 1940? :eek:


  • #16
    Satts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭Satts


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    BOSS "How sick can u be you be"

    "u be you be", more like your smoking the Dubee.


  • #17
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    As sick as a bus to Knock


  • #18
    Einhard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    baraca wrote: »
    What?

    Don't be a cnut.


  • #19
    danger mouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 559 ✭✭✭danger mouse


    Haha....eh not really. locked thread for the win...


  • #20
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    "Why are you m issing from duty, you're absent"

    Where do you work?


  • #21
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    bout 2002 it happend

    About* God danmit. :mad:


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  • #22
    FANTAPANTS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 586 ✭✭✭FANTAPANTS


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    About* God danmit. :mad:

    sorry


  • #23
    FANTAPANTS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 586 ✭✭✭FANTAPANTS


    benwavner wrote: »
    "Why are you m issing from duty, you're absent"

    Where do you work?

    top secret


  • #24
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Why is the boss a mad whore?


  • #25
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    About* God danmit. :mad:

    damn it*


  • #26
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    top secret

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8DXE5Sx5m8


  • #27
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Samich wrote: »
    damn it*


    :pac::pac::pac::cool:


  • #28
    FANTAPANTS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 586 ✭✭✭FANTAPANTS


    Samich wrote: »
    Why is the boss a mad whore?

    not the boss the lad that said he was in bed with his own sister :(


  • #29
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    top secret

    Me too, I actually also know a guy who said that.


  • #30
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    Did you know fanta was introduced in 1940? :eek:
    In Nazi Germany I believe.

    Thread Godwinned!


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  • #31
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Okie dokie! :)


  • #32
    FANTAPANTS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 586 ✭✭✭FANTAPANTS


    mullingar 2002/3


  • #33
    Toby Take a Bow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭Toby Take a Bow


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    In Nazi Germany I believe.

    Thread Godwinned!

    Because, apparently, they couldn't get the ingredients to make a counter-drink to Coke, what with the war and all that, so just made a drink with everything f*cked in it. Then after the war took out (some) of the gross bits and voila!


  • #34
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Okie dokie! :)

    My ex girlfriend says that, Oh god how I hate her now.....:mad:


  • #35
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    mullingar 2002/3

    explains a lot. north westmeath is a straaaaange place.


  • #36
    FANTAPANTS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 586 ✭✭✭FANTAPANTS


    i worked their not from their lol


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  • #37
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Tell us another OP
















































    A funny one this time


  • #38
    Toby Take a Bow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭Toby Take a Bow


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    not the boss the lad that said he was in bed with his own sister :(

    So the guy who was sleeping with his sister is a mad whore?

    :confused:


  • #39
    FANTAPANTS
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 586 ✭✭✭FANTAPANTS


    no sick whore telling boss that!!1


  • #40
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    i worked their not from their lol


    Even a grammar nazi would doff his top hat in respect at this.


  • #41
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    i worked their not from their lol
    Am I cross eyed now? WTF is that?


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  • #42
    Toby Take a Bow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭Toby Take a Bow


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    no sick whore telling boss that!!1

    Huh?


  • #43
    Umekichi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 474 ✭✭Umekichi


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    no sick whore telling boss that!!1

    LOLWUT


  • #44
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    Am I cross eyed now? WTF is that?

    You do be do be do in awe of this. Shear awe is making your eyes spanner.


  • #45
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    FANTAPANTS wrote: »
    no sick whore telling boss that!!1

    Yahoo? :confused:


  • #46
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Old and crap joke.


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