Crazy Scenarios

ru437z9t8fidq2

Since I was about 12 years old I've been managing to keep myself up all night thinking of ridiculous situations and decisions that I'll never have to make. One that I used to ask other people a lot was the following:

You get a million euro to take a year off the end of your life. For every extra year you take off, the amount of money doubles...

I've thought of others jokingly as well...
(Wait for it)... Would you shoot an elephant in the face in front of its children for 5000 euros?

Each tooth you get pulled without anesthetic using a pliers gets you 20000 euros, and there is no limit to how many you can do.

Would you spend 5 years in isolation (no contact with anyone) on an island for 10 million euros.

Any thoughts? (besides that I have way too much time on my hands)

The King of Moo

You really like money. So do I.

girl2

Go to sleep at night :-)

No to all. Except the isolation one. Which i would actually do for free.

ru437z9t8fidq2

The King of Moo wrote: »

You really like money. So do I.

I never said my answer was yes....

ballsymchugh

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

Each tooth you get pulled without anesthetic using a pliers gets you 20000 euros, and there is no limit to how many you can do.

yes there is. 32. unless you're an alligator.

spirit_77

you would think making yourself stay awake all night for a while would make you go cuckoo...oh wait..

some random drunk

Would you sniff your sister's sweaty panties for €100?

I would

Owryan

some random drunk wrote: »

Would you sniff your sister's sweaty panties for €100?

I would

Ya mean all this time i ve been doing it for free??????????

The King of Moo

Would you PM a mod to lock this thread for €50?

theblueirish

ballsymchugh wrote: »

yes there is. 32. unless you're an alligator.

Some of us have more, I have had 32 removed lost about 15 and still have about 20.

A million to take a year off your life. deffo do that cos alzheimers not very pretty in that last few years. take 5 off!

Tesco Massacre

I used to have one when I was younger where aliens had invaded, and for some inexplicable reason the government had deemed me as the only one capable of stopping them. They'd provide me with the heavy weaponry- ray guns, lasers, tracking devices, probably a bazooka as well. I used to ask myself: would I be able to do it? I mean, all on my own?

I reckon I would.:cool:

Edit: Jesus, I'm a dork.

theblueirish

theblueirish wrote: »

ballsymchugh wrote: »

yes there is. 32. unless you're an alligator.

Some of us have more, I have had 32 removed lost about 15 and still have about 20.

FREAK

ballsymchugh

theblueirish wrote: »

Some of us have more, I have had 32 removed lost about 15 and still have about 20.

what the fuq? you've 20 baby teeth, and 32 adult teeth, at a push one or 2 more.

dyawannagoonme

Starting at a diameter of 1 inch which would get you €1000. How big of a steel bar would you jam up your arse considering that with each half inch doubles your payout.... I'm sick I know

nipple!

calfmuscle

10,000 if you don't touch your face for a year! That means no rubbing your eyes or blowing your nose, no scratching or shaving.
Just thinking about it makes me want to rub my eyes lol

theblueirish

ballsymchugh wrote: »

what the fuq? you've 20 baby teeth, and 32 adult teeth, at a push one or 2 more.

One set of baby teeth, two full sets of adult teeth, my kids have extras too, just havent found out how many yet

The King of Moo

theblueirish wrote: »

Some of us have more, I have had 32 removed lost about 15 and still have about 20.

I've just done the maths and you've had one million teeth.

hairyprincess

I'd take the year off the end of my life for sure, seeing as I'm 87 and a half already.
No way José to the others but. At my age I wouldn't be fit for them

ru437z9t8fidq2

Deleted User wrote: »

A million to take a year off your life. deffo do that cos alzheimers not very pretty in that last few years. take 5 off!

The thing is though there's no guarantee you'll live until that age though.. You could die in ten years time being hit by a bus, so you've 5 years left if so :P !

ru437z9t8fidq2

calfmuscle wrote: »

10,000 if you don't touch your face for a year! That means no rubbing your eyes or blowing your nose, no scratching or shaving.
Just thinking about it makes me want to rub my eyes lol

This is EXACTLY what Im talking about haha! I think the money would have to be a lot higher for that one though

AngryBollix

ballsymchugh wrote: »

yes there is. 32. unless you're an alligator.

Have you tried dental work on an alligator recently?

Duiske

You get a million euro to take a year off the end of your life. For every extra year you take off, the amount of money doubles...

Hang on. The money doubles every year ? So if I take 10 years off my life I get 512 million ? I'm in !!

I've thought of others jokingly as well...
(Wait for it)... Would you shoot an elephant in the face in front of its children for 5000 euros?

Is there a bonus for wasting the babies as well ?

Each tooth you get pulled without anesthetic using a pliers gets you 20000 euros, and there is no limit to how many you can do.

560K... Pull away.

Would you spend 5 years in isolation (no contact with anyone) on an island for 10 million euros.

Deffo, as long as I could take the elephants I wasted earlier. Wouldn't want to starve before I collected the 10 million.

NoHarm1994

Try keeping a Fruit Pastille in your mouth without chewing it....£1000 for every second you last. A true test of will power.

ru437z9t8fidq2

Duiske wrote: »

Is there a bonus for wasting the babies as well ?

I laughed a lot

ballsymchugh

AngryBollix wrote: »

Have you tried dental work on an alligator recently?

reptiles are polyphyodont. humans are diphyodont

theblueirish wrote: »

One set of baby teeth, two full sets of adult teeth, my kids have extras too, just havent found out how many yet

plastic ones don't count!

DEFTLEFTHAND

I'd do the island thing and giving up a year of life, the others I wouldn't, come on man shoot an elephant in the face for 5 grand, make it 5 million and we can talk.:pac:

Chips Ahoy

Massacre a small African village of elephants for 50,000

44leto

Be a PO for 100,000 a year, NO FKCUEN WAY one job I would never do, they deserve their high wage,

Chips Ahoy

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

I've thought of others jokingly as well...
(Wait for it)... Would you shoot an elephant in the face in front of its children for 5000 euros?

I dont understand whats the catch

AngryBollix

dyawannagoonme wrote: »

Starting at a diameter of 1 inch which would get you €1000. How big of a steel bar would you jam up your arse considering that with each half inch doubles your payout.... I'm sick I know

nipple!

Mister Hands is that you?

im invisible

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

You get a million euro to take a year off the end of your life. For every extra year you take off, the amount of money doubles...

11 years, 1 billion euro? no bother

Would you shoot an elephant in the face in front of its children for 5000 euros?

how big are these 'baby' elephants? do i have a getaway car/ jeep? I'm gonna say no anyway, wouldn't really be into that

Each tooth you get pulled without anesthetic using a pliers gets you 20000 euros, and there is no limit to how many you can do.

no thanks, just take another week off my life there

Would you spend 5 years in isolation (no contact with anyone) on an island for 10 million euros.

well, if i had enough food to survive, maybe a garden with vegetables, something to keep me occupied, a house/ shelter, a few chickens to kill and eat, maybe a pet dog, or something to keep me from going crazy, and if i hadn't already given up the last 11 years of my life for a billion euro, i reckon i'd consider it

tempura

Thread reminds me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z2VL3s1MpQ

DEFTLEFTHAND

Chips Ahoy wrote: »

I dont understand whats the catch

Like humans cute baby elephants take a long time to reach maturity so they rely on their mother very much so. What would they do without their Mammy? plus their cute little heads would be traumatised from witnessing the gruesome event:( , an elephant never forgets remember.:pac:

dyawannagoonme

Would you have protected sex with a person with AIDS for €20,000?

Tesco Massacre

dyawannagoonme wrote: »

Would you have protected sex with a person with AIDS for €20,000?

Good or bad AIDS?

dyawannagoonme

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Good or bad AIDS?

There's BAD AIDS :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Chips Ahoy

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Like humans cute baby elephants take a long time to reach maturity so they rely on their mother very much so. What would they do without their Mammy? plus their cute little heads would be traumatised from witnessing the gruesome event:( , an elephant never forgets remember.:pac:

I now have a image of an elephant bursting through my door near twenty years later killing me and then whispering remember an elephant never forgets.

Lucky i wont be alive by then as i will have taken many years of my life for millions of bean.

cocoshovel

Would you lay your penis over a CPU and then install a heat sink on top of it for €100?

Tesco Massacre

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

dyawannagoonme wrote: »

Would you have protected sex with a person with AIDS for €20,000?

Good or bad AIDS?

Protected sex? Of course, sure your on a winner there!

Tonyandthewhale

dyawannagoonme wrote: »

Would you have protected sex with a person with AIDS for €20,000?

Pasta is 99c a kilo in tesco, I'm not that desperate for money just yet.

dyawannagoonme

Deleted User wrote: »

Protected sex? Of course, sure your on a winner there!

Condoms wont guarantee 100% protection against AIDS... change your mind? :P

dyawannagoonme

dyawannagoonme wrote: »

Deleted User wrote: »

Protected sex? Of course, sure your on a winner there!

Condoms wont guarantee 100% protection against AIDS... change your mind? :P

I have been involved in AIDS and HIV research and would have no problem with protected sex with a person with HIV or AIDS.

Chips Ahoy

Does anybody know whats the best way to dispose of a dead elephants body, just realized this thread was a joke.

Cant believe some sick bastards joke about killing elephants.

ru437z9t8fidq2

Here's a dodgy one that probably should have been kept for the inside voice...

You have to shoot one of the following:
-A terminally ill child
-A healthy 75 year old man.

I can't believe I just wrote that....

Duiske

[QUOTE=Chips Ahoy;78101335
Cant believe some sick bastards joke about killing elephants.[/QUOTE]

Deadly lads, an overly sensitive victim person. Is it to soon for greyhound jokes ?

grindle

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

Here's a dodgy one that probably should have been kept for the inside voice...

You have to shoot one of the following:
-A terminally ill child
-A healthy 75 year old man.

I can't believe I just wrote that....

Both a waste of tax, kill both.

grindle

Okay... Really sorry for this...

€100,000 for every second you'd ride your own ma while tonguing your father's asshole.

Any takers?

Overthrow

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

Would you spend 5 years in isolation (no contact with anyone) on an island for 10 million euros.

Absolutely.

dyawannagoonme

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3822775_460s.jpg
taking straight from 9gag... its apt

Jesus Wept

I'd take years off the end of my life for a big wedge of cash now, yes for sure.

The Island thing, plenty of people fancy that they would enjoy it but they would all go bat**** crazy and it ultimately would not be worth it whatsoever.