Crazy Scenarios

dyawannagoonme

"For ten million euros, would you give up all sexual acts you can think of, for life?"
ok ok if you allow masturbation and ONLY masturbation... would you do it?

ru437z9t8fidq2

dyawannagoonme wrote: »

"For ten million euros, would you give up all sexual acts you can think of, for life?"
ok ok if you allow masturbation and ONLY masturbation... would you do it?

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d.anthony

Would you name your first born son Adolf Hitler for £100,000?

kylith

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

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Would you spend 5 years in isolation (no contact with anyone) on an island for 10 million euros.

Any thoughts? (besides that I have way too much time on my hands)

I'll do this one, only for the rest omy life, and for 5 million

kingsenny

Ok, so if you're guaranteed not to die and no serious long term injuries (e.g. paralysis)...

for one hour with a person who was allowed to do anything to you...

name your price?

ru437z9t8fidq2

kingsenny wrote: »

Ok, so if you're guaranteed not to die and no serious long term injuries (e.g. paralysis)...

for one hour with a person who was allowed to do anything to you...

name your price?

it would be a high price but hard to refuse

patneve2

Would you tattoo a swastika on your forehead for 2 million euro?? (no laser treatment allowed and you are not allowed to grow a fringe...you have it for life)

dyawannagoonme

patneve2 wrote: »

Would you tattoo a swastika on your forehead for 2 million euro?? (no laser treatment allowed and you are not allowed to grow a fringe...you have it for life)

2 million is a bit little i think... considering the hatred you'd get

ru437z9t8fidq2

Never be able to hear music for the rest of your life for 5million euros?

Donnielighto

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

You get a million euro to take a year off the end of your life. For every extra year you take off, the amount of money doubles...

Would you spend 5 years in isolation (no contact with anyone) on an island for 10 million euros.

I'd do these, 5 years off my life and id do the isolation at the end, gimme the 26M now!

Donnielighto

the purple tin wrote: »

What kind of drug user would you be locked up with for a month. You must stay clean and sober but they would be provided with a steady supply of their drug of choice for the duration.
Alcohol, cocaine, cannabis, LSD, heroin, uppers, downers, speed etc.
Believe it or not I'd pick a heroin addict.

the stoner every day of the week

kfallon

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

Since I was about 12 years old I've been managing to keep myself up all night thinking of ridiculous situations and decisions that I'll never have to make. One that I used to ask other people a lot was the following:

You get a million euro to take a year off the end of your life. For every extra year you take off, the amount of money doubles...

I've thought of others jokingly as well...
(Wait for it)... Would you shoot an elephant in the face in front of its children for 5000 euros?

Each tooth you get pulled without anesthetic using a pliers gets you 20000 euros, and there is no limit to how many you can do.

Would you spend 5 years in isolation (no contact with anyone) on an island for 10 million euros.

Any thoughts? (besides that I have way too much time on my hands)

Tbh one of the most crazy scenarios I've heard for a while OP is that Chinese Food is good for homosexual needs

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=78183224&postcount=1

:pac:

ru437z9t8fidq2

kfallon wrote: »

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

Since I was about 12 years old I've been managing to keep myself up all night thinking of ridiculous situations and decisions that I'll never have to make. One that I used to ask other people a lot was the following:
You get a million euro to take a year off the end of your life. For every extra year you take off, the amount of money doubles...
I've thought of others jokingly as well...
(Wait for it)... Would you shoot an elephant in the face in front of its children for 5000 euros? Each tooth you get pulled without anesthetic using a pliers gets you 20000 euros, and there is no limit to how many you can do. Would you spend 5 years in isolation (no contact with anyone) on an island for 10 million euros.
Any thoughts? (besides that I have way too much time on my hands)

Tbh one of the most crazy scenarios I've heard for a while OP is that Chinese Food is good for homosexual needs
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=78183224&postcount=1
:pac:

Haha thats what happens when you dont log out of boards.ie ...

kfallon

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

Haha thats what happens when you dont log out of boards.ie ...

Yeahhhhhh suuuuuuuure........

:P

ru437z9t8fidq2

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/182636/update-student-abandoned-in-cell-by-dea-sues-for-20-million/

whats your price?... also you have no guarantee you'll survive

Pherekydes

Big Knox wrote: »

Would you let an Elephant ejaculate in your mouth for the price of the safari?

"Why do anything, when you can just play Lotto?"

ScummyMan

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

Never be able to hear music for the rest of your life for 5million euros?

Show me the money, I can live without Jedward and co.

LH Pathe

Man.UnitedLad wrote: »

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

Never be able to hear music for the rest of your life for 5million euros?

Show me the money, I can live without Jedward and co.

you'd sooner have the money for kompany?!!

.. how can a young man go without Lipstick

LH Pathe

I have to mention Delio Rossi's antics last night.

Linoge

1 million to use Internet Explorer forever

Aussie Sean

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

Since I was about 12 years old I've been managing to keep myself up all night thinking of ridiculous situations and decisions that I'll never have to make. One that I used to ask other people a lot was the following:

You get a million euro to take a year off the end of your life. For every extra year you take off, the amount of money doubles...

I've thought of others jokingly as well...
(Wait for it)... Would you shoot an elephant in the face in front of its children for 5000 euros?

Each tooth you get pulled without anesthetic using a pliers gets you 20000 euros, and there is no limit to how many you can do.

Would you spend 5 years in isolation (no contact with anyone) on an island for 10 million euros.

Any thoughts? (besides that I have way too much time on my hands)

So,you haven't discovered masturbation then yet have you?

ru437z9t8fidq2

Linoge wrote: »

1 million to use Internet Explorer forever

haha yes.. no browser is worth 1 million euro to use

BornToKill

dyawannagoonme wrote: »

Would you have protected sex with a person with AIDS for €20,000?

Dude, you're being seriously overcharged. I wouldn't pay more than €20 for that.

IM0

Linoge wrote: »

1 million to use Internet Explorer forever

wut
sold. easy.