What women want

The King of Moo

aquaman wrote: »

I actually have the definitive answer to the original question!

..... seriously...

....wait for it.....

....I'm not messing about here....

...it's....

... wait, we're talking about relationship wise here, not what do they like to do, right...

...ok...

...it's...

To meet someone they like, who they get on well with, find attractive (enough), to suit their individual taste!!!!!!

There it is. I just figured that out now! Go me

Bit of a buzzkill on the thread though.
Ah well.

You've clearly been brainwashed by the subliminal messages in Boots ads.

aquaman

The King of Moo wrote: »

You've clearly been brainwashed by the subliminal messages in Boots ads.

I buy a lot of hygene products so clearly I have... Wait! Now I see what they're doing. Crafty bastards

ihsb

We just want someone with working sperm so we can make babies. Obv.

And there are more women in the world then men because women live longer.

Logical Fallacy

tripe man wrote: »

Yes, they do, men do. Why else would there be two genders rather than one? I'm sure this misandric matrix teaches you it's so you can all self-indulge in sex, but that's wrong. It's so there can be one woman for every man to have as a life partner and to raise a family with. If you were to stop taking your views from perverse sources such as the media, but rather from the holy scriptures, you'd know this already.

Because sexual reproduction and the combination of genetic material has lead to us having a massive evolutionary advantage over creatures that reproduce asexually.

That's right, I said "evolutionary".

Come at me bro.

tdv123

What women want?

A good smack in the mouth.

aquaman

ihsb wrote: »

We just want someone with working sperm so we can make babies. Obv.

And there are more women in the world then men because women live longer.

And the upside for men is the fun they have while you find out if the sperm is working or not:D

Back to the generalisms though.. that means men with kids should be more attractive?

dark crystal

tdv123 wrote: »

What women want?

A good smack in the mouth.

:rolleyes:

stupidusername

tdv123 wrote: »

What women want?

A good smack in the mouth.

no a good smack on the bum

ihsb

aquaman wrote: »

And the upside for men is the fun they have while you find out if the sperm is working or not:D

Back to the generalisms though.. that means men with kids should be more attractive?

Well many married men are more attractive (something about the confidence and the fact that another woman has them), and as you get older I think that the kid thing applies. I am too young to be a step-mother though!

Oh we have fun too

Oh and I love a good smack on the mouth

aquaman

ihsb wrote: »

Oh we have fun too

Oh and I love a good smack on the mouth

Sure it wouldn't be any fun for us if ye didn't have fun

Surprising the amount who do love a little smack now and then!

By smack we mean kiss

shopaholic01

stupidusername wrote: »

no a good smack on the bum

Just not too hard like;)

ihsb

aquaman wrote: »

Sure it wouldn't be any fun for us if ye didn't have fun

Surprising the amount who do love a little smack now and then!

By smack we mean kiss

Of course... Kiss... that was exactly what I meant. Nothing at all to do with the hand.

ziggy23

Attractive, good in the sack, loyal, good sense of humour, normal. That's all but there's always a catch:mad:

aquaman

ihsb wrote: »

Of course... Kiss... that was exactly what I meant. Nothing at all to do with the hand.

or the gimp mask.. thats just decorative

Nodin

aquaman wrote: »

Dudess! This thread is about reinforcing gender sterotypes not the personal opinion of ladies.. less of it please

Women being allowed opinions - thats another thing Brussells has to answer for.

Barna77

Looks like women want sex....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2129385/Exhausted-man-flees-night-stand-demands-sex.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Exhausted man cries for help from balcony and calls police after his one night stand partner demands too much sex
13 April 2012

A desperate man got more than he bargained for when he embarked on a one night stand.

He was forced to escape onto a balcony before calling police for back-up after his new-found lover refused to let him go - because she wanted more sex.

The 43-year-old struck up a relationship with the woman, who is four years older than him, in a bar in Munich, Germany, on Monday night.

The man was forced to escape onto a balcony and call police for back up after his lover demanded more sex

According to German news site The Province, she took him back to her apartment where they had sex several times.

But when the woman demanded more, the exhausted man said no.

A police spokesman said: 'He complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment.

'But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony and alerted the police.'

If that wasn't enough, when officers arrived she even tried to lure them into her den.
She is now facing possible charges of sexual assault and illegal restraint.

shopaholic01

Barna77 wrote: »

Looks like women want sex....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2129385/Exhausted-man-flees-night-stand-demands-sex.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Think you need to rename the thread: 'What men want':D

Barna77

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Think you need to rename the thread: 'What men want':D

beano345

what women say they want and what they actually want are sometimes two very different things

shopaholic01

Barna77 wrote: »

Her mistake was to let him out onto the balcony. You need to keep them locked in the cellar where no one can hear 'em scream

Nodin

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Her mistake was to let him out onto the balcony. You need to keep them locked in the cellar where no one can hear 'em scream

Der Fritzlmethod.

shopaholic01

Nodin wrote: »

Der Fritzlmethod.

Tried and tested


*sh*t, he was caught:eek:*

LilyCricket

I want a Shane Byrne plz

Thanks

Nodin

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Tried and tested


*sh*t, he was caught:eek:*

Only because he let them out.

Littlehorny

http://youtu.be/SkKtV81u_VM
Chris Rock usually nails it for me!

shopaholic01

Nodin wrote: »

Only because he let them out.

Note to self: Do not let them out

The_Thing

I don't know what they want, but I know what they need.

LETHAL LADY

Whist and I will let you in on a little secret about what women want depends on the woman amazing isnt it.

efb

too hard to work out
being gay is so much easier sometimes!

speedboatchase

Mel Gibson

LilyCricket

speedboatchase wrote: »

Mel Gibson

me too, i love a jew hater first thing

before i've brushed my teeth, sat up, grinning at me in his jocks


*gets excited*

Nodin

speedboatchase wrote: »

Mel Gibson

Only if they fancy something like that described on page 5, paragraph 6.
http://www.thewrap.com/movies/article/joe-eszterhas-letter-mel-gibson-36949
And the odd slap, of course.

Minister

What women want.............? God only knows!

As my late wise dad used say

'women are made to be loved and never understood'!!

Nodin

LilyCricket wrote: »

me too, i love a jew hater first thing

before i've brushed my teeth, sat up, grinning at me in his jocks


*gets excited*

his pale roundy grey haired belly catching the light like an early morning moon, his wrinkly nazi lad, poking its wee head out of his swastika bedecked y-fronts....

LilyCricket

Nodin wrote: »

his pale roundy grey haired belly catching the light like an early morning moon, his wrinkly nazi lad, poking its wee head out of his swastika bedecked y-fronts....

*cums"

efb

I know what women want:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61cW_890Kfk

The Ahhh Bra!

Pottler

felt unqualified to answer(never stops me usually) so I asked the Missus-"Soo, What do women really want?" She says it's chocolate Handbags, not chocolate shoes.
Teacher asks "So kids, let's discuss our families- you start Jimmy, whats your Mom Like?"
"Big cocks and Gin, Miss" says Jimmy..

dark crystal

efb wrote: »

I know what women want:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61cW_890Kfk

The Ahhh Bra!

Ooh yeah - that and the H2O steam mop that glides effortlessly into any corner of your house!

Smidge

dark crystal wrote: »

Ooh yeah - that and the H2O steam mop that glides effortlessly into any corner of your house!

The steam mop and failing that, Colin Firth;)

dark crystal

mishkalucy wrote: »

The steam mop and failing that, Colin Firth;)

And failing Colin Firth, a Rampant Rabbit

Smidge

dark crystal wrote: »

And failing Colin Firth, a Rampant Rabbit

Does the rabbit have dimples like Colin??
If so, sign me up:p

Trash Ninja

All women want is nachos. Oh they say they don't want them and even like them, but as soon as you're eating your nachos, they're all over them eating them loud and obnoxiously into you ear. This 100% true.

guitarzero

If I'm being perfectly honest...

They wanna get a f*cking grip.

They seek out males who seem to possess high status, more than often these men are crooks, rogues and charlatans with very little empathy.

Women permit these low lives to procreate as this is what women go for.

Thus progress comes ever so slowly in terms of human progression.






F*ck sake like.

Trash Ninja

guitarzero wrote: »

They wanna get a f*cking grip.

That and nachos. Always nachos.

Barna77

efb wrote: »

being gay is so much easier sometimes!

Epic fail

Wibbs

guitarzero wrote: »

If I'm being perfectly honest...

They wanna get a f*cking grip.

They seek out males who seem to possess high status, more than often these men are crooks, rogues and charlatans with very little empathy.

Women permit these low lives to procreate as this is what women go for.

Thus progress comes ever so slowly in terms of human progression.






F*ck sake like.

Felling rejected? Stuck in Friendzone? Women don't like you in "that way"? Call 0898 GETLAIDNOW for a free brochure.

Grayson

Wibbs wrote: »

Felling rejected? Stuck in Friendzone? Women don't like you in "that way"? Call 0898 GETLAIDNOW for a free brochure.

Or get 20k posts here. i hear chicks dig that ****

Capt'n Midnight

aquaman wrote: »

Half of the population of the country are ladies right, slightly more than half in fact, but allowing for lesbiens and nuns there's still one for everyone!

If you believe the 10% figure for male homosexuality and the excess of females to males in general, and especially in Dublin then there should be more than 10 available women for every 9 men

But those figures don't add up to the number of single males, so either a lot of women are celibate, too picky or there is a lot of two-timing or the statistics are flawed.


Doesn't say much for what women want, might say something about what they don't want.

losthorizon

Sometimes they want your balls.... literally

Check out which hospital this guy was sent to :eek::(

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/indiana-scrotum-horror-769123

The King of Moo

I think it's best not to think of what women, or men, want too much.

Apart from the obvious fact that it suggests an entire gender want roughly the same thing, it also seems to be based on a simplistic system of figuring out what the other gender want and then supplying it to keep them, and therefore you, happy.

Surely it's better to just try to find someone you're happy to be with, and that it comes naturally to you to try to please them, instead of seeing them as mysteries to be solved by figuring out what they want.

Also, the person who makes you happy should be hot.