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Farting in the car . . . Turning up the radio does nothing

Rabidlamb · 2012-04-13 18:21:29

Electric windows broken aswell so had to stew in my own juices. Couldn't light a fag due to fear of methane explosion. I could almost see it. Regale me with tales when you wallowed in your own filth.

13-04-2012 7:21pm

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Electric windows broken aswell so had to stew in my own juices.
Couldn't light a fag due to fear of methane explosion.
I could almost see it.

Regale me with tales when you wallowed in your own filth.

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#2 13-04-2012 7:25pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY

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#3 13-04-2012 7:27pm

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Once, when I was only a chap, I was asleep, and I remember feeling my head being warm. Woke up to find I'd vomited whilst on my back, and the puke was now surrounding my whole head.

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#4 13-04-2012 8:15pm

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Luxury, try doing it in a spacesuit.

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#5 13-04-2012 8:17pm

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my farts smell of roses so its not a problem for me

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#6 13-04-2012 8:18pm

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My boyfriend used to have a car with lockable electric windows

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#7 13-04-2012 8:19pm

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boomkatalog wrote: »

My boyfriend used to have a car with lockable electric windows

and duct tape and blankets ?

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#8 13-04-2012 8:20pm

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boomkatalog wrote: »

My boyfriend used to have a car with lockable electric windows

His name wasnt Larry by any chance?

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#9 13-04-2012 8:34pm

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I've **** the bed after a number of mega sessions.

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#10 13-04-2012 8:37pm

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What is this farting you speak of?

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#11 13-04-2012 8:40pm

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I read looked at the pictures in The Sunday World once.

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#12 13-04-2012 8:42pm

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AngryBollix wrote: »

I've **** the bed after a number of mega sessions.

Who hasn't in fairness.

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#13 13-04-2012 9:19pm

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OP, why would you want to lower the car windows? You must have a serious problem if you can't stand the smell of your own. Christ, I would bottle mine if at all possible.

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#14 13-04-2012 9:25pm

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My dogs farts smell like the arsehole of the devil himself, but I farted beside him the other day and he sat up, looked at me in disgust and walked over the other side of the sitting room. I was pretty proud of that one.

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#15 13-04-2012 9:30pm

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Dean09 wrote: »

My dogs farts smell like the arsehole of the devil himself, but I farted beside him the other day and he sat up, looked at me in disgust and walked over the other side of the sitting room. I was pretty proud of that one.

:D:D

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#16 13-04-2012 9:33pm

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I was driving out of the College of Surgeons car park one night with my Friend in the passenger seat... HAD to fart but my window was down so I sneaked it out..

Couple of minutes later we pulled up to the ticket machine and I went to stick my parking ticket in the slot.. only to smack my fist off the glass

Turns out, window wasn't down after all, she wasn't impressed :eek: :pac:

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#17 13-04-2012 9:50pm

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Amateurs.

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#18 13-04-2012 9:54pm

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Dean09 wrote: »

My dogs farts smell like the arsehole of the devil himself, but I farted beside him the other day and he sat up, looked at me in disgust and walked over the other side of the sitting room. I was pretty proud of that one.

I do ones like that all the time now that I'm pregnant.:cool:

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#19 13-04-2012 9:57pm

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iguana wrote: »

I do ones like that all the time now that I'm pregnant.:cool:

Farting for 2??

Congrats.

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#20 13-04-2012 10:08pm

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Dean09 wrote: »

Farting for 2??

That's my excuse anyway.

I honestly think if they told girls in schools that the side-effects of pregnancy included uncontrollable super sonic farts and an enhanced sense of smell, teen pregnancy rates would plummet.

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#21 13-04-2012 10:12pm

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Worst has to be waking up and a mate plays the fart game not nice having a ass cheek next to your nose while been face painted with poo particles.

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#22 13-04-2012 10:27pm

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iguana wrote: »

I do ones like that all the time now that I'm pregnant.:cool:

How can a man be pregnant?

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#23 13-04-2012 10:43pm

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Looks below post...

Thanks from: Fart

Ooookay.

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#24 13-04-2012 11:16pm

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Rabidlamb wrote: »

Who hasn't in fairness.

eh.. me

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#25 13-04-2012 11:19pm

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was woken up one night by the putrid smell of boyfriends fart, can still smell it

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#26 13-04-2012 11:29pm

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iguana wrote: »

That's my excuse anyway.

I honestly think if they told girls in schools that the side-effects of pregnancy included uncontrollable super sonic farts and an enhanced sense of smell, teen pregnancy rates would plummet.

Or rocket.....!

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#27 14-04-2012 12:13pm

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Mollyd90 wrote: »

eh.. me

Tempting fate eh . . . wont be long now.

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#28 14-04-2012 12:51pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khMYrQkA4fo

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#29 14-04-2012 12:56pm

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Dean09 wrote: »

My dogs farts smell like the arsehole of the devil himself, but I farted beside him the other day and he sat up, looked at me in disgust and walked over the other side of the sitting room. I was pretty proud of that one.

Omg im still lol

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#30 14-04-2012 1:35pm

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jonon9 wrote: »

Worst has to be waking up and a mate plays the fart game not nice having a ass cheek next to your nose while been face painted with poo particles.

Yeah I HATE that...

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#31 14-04-2012 2:09pm

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one year after oxegen, me and my brother were driving home and were obviousy extremely hung over. the weekends binge drinking infused with terrible terrible food came together to make the stinkiest stank of all stanks. i released it to the world and the brother was not happy. he got sick. i laughed.

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#32 14-04-2012 2:16pm

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So it's true OP: turning up the radio definitely won't mask the stink.

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#33 14-04-2012 2:39pm

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Was on a weekend session away in Poland with some mates. After a hefty night of debauchery we got up to go to a game of paintballing. On the bus on the way I farted and followed through quite roughly and had to run around the paintball zone with ****ty jocks. I was hopping like I had a wooden leg.

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#34 14-04-2012 3:52pm

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After a very very big session on the guiness many moons ago, I farted when i woke up and lifted the duvet for a good whiff and to put her head under and I almost puked everywhere.

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#35 14-04-2012 5:58pm

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blaze1 wrote: »

After a very very big session on the guiness many moons ago, I farted when i woke up and lifted the duvet for a good whiff and to put her head under and I almost puked everywhere.

That's called an attempted Dutch Oven

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#36 14-04-2012 6:25pm

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sharted in the pub last week.

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#37 15-04-2012 11:36am

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Farts are like children you can just about tolerate your own!!!

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#38 15-04-2012 11:56am

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Left work one Friday years ago, driving her car, got a bad rumble in the auld tummy, the type that give the "Warning, May contain nuts", Knew I had to get to a jacks to release the beast, hopping it would only be gas, too far from work to turn back, so got to the nearest shopping centre but as I went to get out of the car, I had to release the vice like grip my ring had taken and low and behold wet lumpy farts came out. Legged it to the jacks and emptied the world. The smell was rank, two lads walked into the jacks all I heard from them "Jasus Deco, what the fcuk is that smell" followed by one of the puking.
Finished my business, wiped and noticed me jocks were destroyed. Had a light pair of combats on, so had to drive home commando, after leaving my ****ty jocks in the jacks.

Not my finest hour, but I was proud of making the knacker puke from my stink...:D

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