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Stag Party

  • 13-04-2012 11:20pm
    #1
    nicowa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 700 ✭✭✭


    So my fellas friends let him down on the first night of his stag so he's at home with me and his son... we've had a few drinks and a few whiskeys... what's next?


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  • #2
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Scrabble


  • #3
    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    A ride?


  • #4
    LilyCricket
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 232 ✭✭LilyCricket


    Kick his mates arses?


  • #5
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,102 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Start stripping.


  • #6
    marty1985
    Registered Users Posts: 788 ✭✭✭marty1985


    Wow nice party. If he hurries he'll catch the last ten minutes of the Late Late Show.


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  • #7
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Blowjob


  • #8
    MickySticks
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    You are living in sin?

    Shame on you!


  • #9
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    You and his son?


  • #10
    rogieop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 402 ✭✭rogieop


    nicowa wrote: »
    So my fellas friends let him down on the first night of his stag so he's at home with me and his son... we've had a few drinks and a few whiskeys... what's next?

    genuinely?

    New friends.

    What a pack of knobs. how can you let somebody down on their stag? surely it was all pre arranged.


  • #11
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    How was he let down?


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  • #12
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Find an actual stag and get drunk with it. End up hanging decorations off its antlers. Such a beautiful beast!


  • #13
    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    How was he let down?

    The coke was cut to sh1t and the hookers were mingers


  • #14
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Chain him to the armchair and tell him he might as well start getting settled in to married life sooner or later.


  • #15
    Tesco Massacre
    Registered Users Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    JerryHandbag wrote: »
    Find an actual stag and get drunk with it. End up hanging decorations off its antlers. Such a beautiful beast!

    Seriously, Jerry, is that even realistic?

    Where are they supposed to find decorations at this hour?


  • #16
    duinegorm
    Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭duinegorm


    Tesco Massacre wrote: »
    Seriously, Jerry, is that even realistic?

    Where are they supposed to find decorations at this hour?

    24 hour Tesco. :rolleyes:


  • #17
    pache
    Registered Users Posts: 103 ✭✭pache


    nicowa wrote: »
    So my fellas friends let him down on the first night of his stag so he's at home with me and his son... we've had a few drinks and a few whiskeys... what's next?

    Anal....??

    ;)


  • #18
    Tesco Massacre
    Registered Users Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    duinegorm wrote: »
    24 hour Tesco. :rolleyes:

    Touché


  • #19
    JerryHandbag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Tesco Massacre wrote: »
    Seriously, Jerry, is that even realistic?

    Where are they supposed to find decorations at this hour?

    The attic. Recycle those old decorations, no need to buy new ones!


  • #20
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Porn.....


  • #21
    tan11ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Friends! :confused:


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  • #22
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,661 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    You need either:

    a) a corpse
    b) an unidentified bag of cash
    c) a drugs stash


  • #23
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Sounds like as much craic as watching your parents being autopsied. What's next? Fucking suicide if it were me.


  • #24
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    For Forks Sake wrote: »
    You need either:

    a) a corpse
    b) an unidentified bag of cash
    c) a drugs stash
    d)your hotter sister.


  • #25
    nicowa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 700 ✭✭✭nicowa


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Sounds like as much craic as watching your parents being autopsied. What's next? Fucking suicide if it were me.

    Thanks!... :(

    To everyone else... Love you guys! Will probably have to wait until the stepson goes to bed for most of those suggestions.... :D


  • #26
    Tesco Massacre
    Registered Users Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    nicowa wrote: »
    Thanks!... :(

    To everyone else... Love you guys! Will probably have to wait until the stepson goes to bed for most of those suggestions.... :D

    You're going to do that thing with the decorations and the stag, aren't you?

    Filthy minx.


  • #27
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    eh get off the fcukin internet for a start....

    poor chap


  • #28
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,595 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Marriage?


  • #29
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Put the kid to bed, open another bottle of whiskey and have a good chat about things, discuss all your feelings concerning the wedding and disclose any secrets or mistruths you might have kept or told each other. Keep it going till daybreak and you'll have a good idea about the person your about to marry.


  • #30
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    http://i40.tinypic.com/209g788.jpg


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  • #31
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    nicowa wrote: »
    So my fellas friends let him down on the first night of his stag so he's at home with me and his son... we've had a few drinks and a few whiskeys... what's next?

    The first night of his stag??? How many nights exactly is this 'stag' due to run?

    I would start plotting revenge against his friends, and carry it now while you are intoxicated. Chances are once you sober up you won't be quite as brave


  • #32
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Klingon Boggle or scrabble.


  • #33
    nicowa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 700 ✭✭✭nicowa


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    Put the kid to bed, open another bottle of whiskey and have a good chat about things, discuss all your feelings concerning the wedding and disclose any secrets or mistruths you might have kept or told each other. Keep it going till daybreak and you'll have a good idea about the person your about to marry.

    Thanks... did that last year.

    --

    edit:

    except it was toffee vodka...


  • #34
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    The first night of his stag??? How many nights exactly is this 'stag' due to run?

    good question :confused:


  • #35
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    jesus i feel bad for the poor bloke!

    how exactly was he let down? they all feck off him or what?


  • #36
    CavanCrew
    Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭CavanCrew


    LOUSEY.:eek:


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  • #37
    nicowa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 700 ✭✭✭nicowa


    davet82 wrote: »
    good question :confused:

    I don't know how to double quote.... They all begged off tonight... something about kids and work...

    Two nights. The weekend. Like I had.

    And he's getting a kick out of these so don't worry... I'm not ignoring him...


  • #38
    hoodwinked
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,175 ✭✭✭hoodwinked


    nicowa wrote: »
    I don't know how to double quote.... They all begged off tonight... something about kids and work...

    Two nights. The weekend. Like I had.

    And he's getting a kick out of these so don't worry... I'm not ignoring him...

    you have him in after hours? :eek:


    send him off to a strip club in another country like every good wife to be should! ;)


  • #39
    cackhanded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 211 ✭✭cackhanded


    Call off the wedding. He'll forget all about his friends letting him down.


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