Do guys wipe their penis with a tissue after a pee?

The Irish Riddler

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

And do guys wash their hands after a pee? I know I can't prove it but I just have this feeling that men don't *shifty eyes*

its about half that do. Dont share your chips.

Squidgy Black

Just give it a good auld shake.

Once it's over 3 shakes though, it steps into a happy ending though.

Dudess

Wipe the ****ing thing. We wipe ours!

thebman

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Any more than 2 shakes is a ****!!

There are pills you can get for to stop that happening :P

hidinginthebush

IM0 wrote: »

this why we change our boxers frequently

We do?

arybvtcw0eolkf

luckyfrank wrote: »

who shakes ?

I don't... I kick the end of mine

ManTheSam

Tissue? How about sandpaper.

gammygils

Only before sex!

El Inho

Samich wrote: »

I always use my foot to flush the toilet in public toilets.

Unless its a flusher like on a train, then I hate people like you. Clearly making the while germ problem much worse. Oh yeah I'll just flush the toilet with my shoe. Which has hit every unmentionable surface.

pebbles21

nothing worse than blokes wearing chinos with a big damp squib and they dont know it...but everyone else can..:o

Dave!

Dudess wrote: »

Wipe the ****ing thing. We wipe ours!

Your c0cks?! TMI Dudess...

Ronin247

supernova84 wrote: »

I always use a tissue to dry my weapon after going for a pee diddy. Hate the feeling of getting small drops of pee on my boxers when I don't wipe it.
It only takes a second to dry it off so should everybody now use a tissue to ensure the little fellow is all dried off before returning to his house?

yore ma licks it off.....problem solved

phill106

I use the dyson airblades... Epic dryness and makes me do the helicopter.

Of course you must be wary if there is a low ceiling.

Caveman1

schween wrote: »

With the way some lads furiously shake it after a pee I doubt they need tissue :pac:

That's when the tissue is really required

kraggy

Dudess wrote: »

Wipe the ****ing thing. We wipe ours!

Some girls do, some girls don't. There's a large number of women who have a very low standard of hygiene when it comes to the mid regions.

They spend so much time tending to the less important issues of outfit, make-up etc when they should be looking after the basics first.

dermiek

Dudess wrote: »

Wipe the ****ing thing. We wipe ours!

you know the drill, Dudess, pics or ....

smcgiff

MickySticks wrote: »

It's worse after a ****, you give the old chap a good wiping and 10 minutes later a little bit more comes out.

One can only hope that some day you'll find out it's the same after intercourse

Dave!

I usually just stick mine under the tap and give it an oul wash

Tends to elicit awkward reactions in public toilets though

ziggy23

kraggy wrote: »

Some girls do, some girls don't. There's a large number of women who have a very low standard of hygiene when it comes to the mid regions.

They spend so much time tending to the less important issues of outfit, make-up etc when they should be looking after the basics first.

Yes there are some dirty b1tches out there:eek: But if there's no loo roll somewhere you have to do a few shakes of the fanny:o

DonQuay1

supernova84 wrote: »

I always use a tissue to dry my weapon after going for a pee diddy. Hate the feeling of getting small drops of pee on my boxers when I don't wipe it.
It only takes a second to dry it off so should everybody now use a tissue to ensure the little fellow is all dried off before returning to his house?

I stand around for a while after and let it drip dry.

Sometimes I drape it over the line in the back yard.

OldmanMondeo

Just learn to piss properly..

crx===

I tuck mine in my sock;)

BackScrub

I use kitchen paper.

furiousox

pebbles21 wrote: »

nothing worse than blokes wearing chinos

FYP

LimGal

Dab me mickey dry and wash my hands after........fook that.....thats just wasting time when you could be back at the bar drinking with your mates;)

I mean like seriously how much time would you waste on a night on if you had to complete those two TASKS every time you went for an aul' slash......;)

Micky Dolenz

If we were meant to wipe our willy's dry there would be toilet paper holders near unrinals.

OP, maybe wear a sanitary towel to save your jocks.

joeperry

I usually use a hairdryer, feck you Ben Dunne.

El Horseboxo

I use Juan sheet cause it does plenty.

galwayrush

Just don't ever wipe it with hair remover....:pac:
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sea_monkey

well i always dry it with a tissue

think its sick to leave your wee man swimming in piss tbh

its why i always use stalls and not urinals, tend to get stick for being afraid to piss in urinals....stoooopid people

Spread

I installed a centrifugal machine in the porch ............. two stones with the one bird ........... dries the Monseigneur and waters the crocuses.

df1985

phill106 wrote: »

I use the dyson airblades... Epic dryness and makes me do the helicopter.

Of course you must be wary if there is a low ceiling.

always wanted to dangle my balls in one of them! :pac:

Robdude

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

And do guys wash their hands after a pee? I know I can't prove it but I just have this feeling that men don't *shifty eyes*

Why on Earth would they?

Their hands are already dirty, their penis is clean. If anything, men should wash their penis after taking a pee.

gdavis

i just bang my donger off ur ma's fat mallet head after a piss

Xivilai

I run it under the tap for 10 minutes

ArtSmart

Dave! wrote: »

I usually just stick mine under the tap and give it an oul wash

Tends to elicit awkward reactions in public toilets though

a lot of that is just jealousy, i find.

fatherted1969

When i'm out i usually get the toilet attendant to do it.............doesn't everyone

Dave!

fatherted1969 wrote: »

When i'm out i usually get the toilet attendant to do it.............doesn't everyone

Aye, make him work for that euro...

Nothingbetter2d

Xyo wrote: »

have you seen the price of tissue these days? !

shhh Enda will add a new stealth tax on arse wiping soon if he thinks the gov can make a big profit off it

davet82

tissue for the white stuff only

Agricola

Never used to, but when people starting commenting on that wet patch near the knee, then I said I better start doing it.

Mr.David

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

Any more than 2 shakes is a ****!!

You're doing it wrong.

I Heart Internet

It would depend on the cut/uncut nature of the captain. In my experience it's handy to dry before putting it away - can be quite uncomfortable otherwise. Doctor told me before that it's better to keep that area dry.

jester77

Grab the base of your penis between your thumb and forefinger, squeeze and move towards the tip of your penis maintaining the pressure between thumb and finger. This will move the excess piss out of the shaft. Couple of shakes and your home dry!

speedboatchase

Shake, shake, shake. Regarding the question of washing your hands afterwards, I tend to although if I've just got out of the shower and my bits and bobs are tip top, why would I bother? In that case I'm touching clean skin; it's not like I regularly piss on my hands by accident!

scholar007

I used to use the hair dryer in the gym until it was taken out - Cant figure out why

darlett

scholar007 wrote: »

I used to use the hair dryer in the gym until it was taken out - Cant figure out why

Me too. Now I have to sneak in the ladies jacks(jeans?) cos some reason its still there...I dont get it, they dont even have penisi usually. Sneaking around is worth it for a dry mickey tho.

cassid

I thought my boys to use tissue, am toilet training one at the minute. The daddy says there's no need, but thankfully the boys do want their mammy tells them and use tissue paper.

Micky Dolenz

cassid wrote: »

I thought my boys to use tissue, am toilet training one at the minute. The daddy says there's no need, but thankfully the boys do want their mammy tells them and use tissue paper.

Your boys will be ridiculed by their peers when they are older.

Keep an eye out for redness around the tip of the penis also as toilet paper can be quite rough on the sensitive area over long term use.

Killed By Death

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

If we were meant to wipe our willy's dry there would be toilet paper holders near unrinals.

OP, maybe wear a sanitary towel to save your jocks.

You could call it a man-ty liner! :P:o