Do guys wipe their penis with a tissue after a pee?

Atomicjuicer

Paper is unnecessary. If a shake isn't sorting it for you then try lifting below the nuts for a second.

Mickey Dazzler

I see your point. There is nothing worse than giving your member a good sake, buttoning up, only to look down 5mins later and see your covered from head to toe in your own piss. Happens to me all the ****ing time. Nightmare.

DublinWriter

Do the shake 'n' vac and put the freshness back...

Ginger adam

WTF! Am i reading

bgrizzley

speedboatchase wrote: »

Shake, shake, shake. Regarding the question of washing your hands afterwards, I tend to although if I've just got out of the shower and my bits and bobs are tip top, why would I bother? In that case I'm touching clean skin; it's not like I regularly piss on my hands by accident!

you p1ss in the shower?

Blazer

anyone_local wrote: »

Shake shake shake shake it. Alternatively use what ever else is convenient like a towel or a pet.

I prefer a slow swing myself instead of a shake...much more relaxing

Username99

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

I see your point. There is nothing worse than giving your member a good sake, buttoning up, only to look down 5mins later and see your covered from head to toe in your own piss. Happens to me all the ****ing time. Nightmare.

****in hate when this happens, which is every second day

rusty_racer94

Satts wrote: »

Just give it a good shake.

That usually end up as 5-10 more minutes spent in the bathroom.

















*fap fap fap

TeddyTedson

thread was actually surprisingly a fascinating read. You really get into people inner mind I feel

Palytoxin

No matter how you dance and wiggle, there always is a little dribble

Nyan Cat

Why do people think the cock is clean? Unless just outta the shower. People sweat. I'm sure the pubes are a bacterial nightmare. And they get all filthy from all the fapping. So they're hardly clean!

I've wondered how women feel about going down on a lad knowing the little lad has pee on it. Then again I wonder how lads like a bap sammich!
Mind Urinationally blown

southcentralts

supernova84 wrote: »

I always use a tissue to dry my weapon after going for a pee diddy. Hate the feeling of getting small drops of pee on my boxers when I don't wipe it.
It only takes a second to dry it off so should everybody now use a tissue to ensure the little fellow is all dried off before returning to his house?

I think that would be more for "dudes" who pee sitting down,,, like a woman.

and they are the very ones trying to turn us into a bunch of metro-sexual ****, actually caring about every aspect of our appearance, only to turn around and tell us they are looking for a real man.

where does it end - make up.

an earlier poster was correct! the curtains if it is still dripping, EXCEPT on the pull - aint nobody goin home with Capt PeePants.

Boscoirl

Palytoxin wrote: »

No matter how you dance and wiggle, there always is a little dribble

Normally just as you are about to put it away :mad:

I normally dip mine in afterwards, to wet the head of the baby per se

pbowenroe

does the pope **** in the woods?

libnation

The worst feeling in the world is noticing a visible drop on your pants.

The worst people in the world are the ones who norice it and inform everyone.

Stiffler2

supernova84 wrote: »

I always use a tissue to dry my weapon after going for a pee diddy. Hate the feeling of getting small drops of pee on my boxers when I don't wipe it.
It only takes a second to dry it off so should everybody now use a tissue to ensure the little fellow is all dried off before returning to his house?

Good God man, are you a woman ??
I mean who wipes there willy after a pee.
this has made me lol

gammygils

Not after what happened Victor Meldrew. Olbas Oil on the toilet paper! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

ollaetta

DublinWriter wrote: »

Do the shake 'n' vac and put the freshness back...

Our juvenile version back in the day was "do the shake ur sac and pull your foreskin back....."

ardinn

Only depends on the boxers im wearing - Black = send him in after a shake - White - dry before placing him in accurately so even if a dribble does sneak out, its not at a noticeable angle, I prefer straight the down left leg pointed slightly inwards angle meself!

grenache

of course, it's hygienic.

And grenache is all about the hygiene

Nulty

PK2008 wrote: »

Pfff...no recession in OP's house

Hang it out to dry and use it again :rolleyes:

southcentralts

guide to pissing!