Alcohol

mikom

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?

The government say it's legal and they tax it, so it must be fine.

grindle

mikom wrote: »

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?

The government say it's legal and they tax it, so it must be fine.

Make sure you only have half a pint.

44leto

Don't
Join the pioneers you would be much better off.

Birneybau

You may sh!t yourself if you have a bad one.

superstoner90

mikom wrote: »

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?

The government say it's legal and they tax it, so it must be fine.

Down with this sorta thing.

Latchy

First Beer ...? you never struck me as a first beer man but you may be or have been a pioneer.

Dunny

Expect a cold liquid going down your neck.

grindle

Unlike other drugs about which we shall not have threads, all the horror stories are... true, and very common.

Chuck Stone

Just admit that you're an alcoholic and that you have a disease.

drunkmonkey

That's it im going to bed, tri force have just landed in the North West for anyone rocking it on. Best thing since Mc Donalds according to OhhHellYa!

They go well with cool beer by all accounts;)

EarlERizer

mikom wrote: »

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?

The government say it's legal and they tax it, so it must be fine.

grindle wrote: »

Make sure you only have half a pint.

DONT take any kind of pills wheter prescribed or otherwise!

* and dont let any of the buzz kill boardies know what your planning - they'll have the thread closed!

mikom

Bit iffy about it to be honest.

There is a guy who my mom has told me about for years and it has always put the fear n me when it comes to alcohol, he was a doctor, took a beer, his first time doing it, came from a "good brewery" whatever was in that bottle switched something in his brain that convinced him he had to kill his niece, he tried it and is still in a mental institution on plenty of drugs now that are trying to fix whatever that alcohol did to his brain. Fairly sad story really. Is it worth the possibility of something like this happening even if it is only a slight chance?

grindle

drunkmonkey wrote: »

That's it im going to bed, tri force have just landed in the North West for anyone rocking it on. Best thing since Mc Donalds according to OhhHellYa!

They go well with cool beer by all accounts;)

Did you say cool beercstasy? Oh, no, cool beer, that's alright then... Carry on.

Latchy

mikom wrote: »

Bit iffy about it to be honest.

There is a guy who my mom has told me about for years and it has always put the fear n me when it comes to alcohol, he was a doctor, took a beer, his first time doing it, came from a "good brewery" whatever was in that bottle switched something in his brain that convinced him he had to kill his niece, he tried it and is still in a mental institution on plenty of drugs now that are trying to fix whatever that alcohol did to his brain. Fairly sad story really. Is it worth the possibility of something like this happening even if it is only a slight chance?

Ones mental state will always be important if / when the consumtion of alchol is on the cards but millions get by every week with out any great harm ( not to be confused with the many others who lives are wrecked by it ) so it's safe in moderation .

ToddyDoody

Spin round and round and round. The sick feeling and dizziness are hallmarks. + the spinning thing.. Doing silly stuff you wouldnt normally do. If you're someone who needs to loosen up it'll do you some good imo

WoollyRedHat

It will result in you getting locked?

grindle

2am, almost closing time. Where's the after-party?

4zn76tysfajdxp

If the government says it's okay, you'll be grand.

longshanks

Yoou're gonna fucking love it, the start of a lifelong romance. Maybe ye will argue some time, not to worry, ye can always make up.
After a while introduce drugs into the relatuionship, you will not be sorry. Alcahol and drugs make everything better.
This is true. Just do not overdo it.
And fuck the begrudgers.

Jesus Wept

Try it with E.

frozenfrozen

have ye no homes to go to?

WoollyRedHat

Nope, free wifi in the field, mad craic.

blueyedson

we used to pay about 25 quid for beer back in the day

how much is it these days?

grindle

blueyedson wrote: »

we used to pay about 25 quid for beer back in the day

how much is it these days?

4-5 euros a pop, 1-2 if you know a good dealer. But if I could have that first smack of drunkenness smash me over the head again, I'd pay... 1-2 euros.

mackg

If you're not enjoying yourself in the pub just leave and drive home, nothing better than a relaxing jaunt around the countryside after a few beers.

saa

Expect to be really thirsty and need to pee a lot.
I thought beer taste rank for the first 7 years of my drinking escapades. I like a rum and coke as a tipple, yes goes down well.
You'll be grand as long as youre not drinking when upset or to escape something all the time the only thing to worry about is beer gut and liver disease, the normal stuft.

im invisible

Brandy or beer? Water's a good idea

saa

I like when its warm outside, long summer evening, well into tipsy, its just getting dark and you've wandered out of a house party with a few friends to go frolicking in some fields, skipping and such.

Babybuff

drink the non alcoholic stuff, tastes the same and after a while you won't know the difference.

grindle

Babybuff wrote: »

drink the non alcoholic stuff, tastes the same and after a while you won't know the difference.

Not the Bavaria sh!t, oh no it doesn't.

Babybuff

o yesh it does.

Erdinger is lovely non alcoholic, nicer than the alcoholic stuff. just be careful not to mistake one for the other though, the real stuff is fair strong.

grindle

Babybuff wrote: »

o yesh it does.

Erdinger is lovely non alcoholic, nicer than the alcoholic stuff. just be careful not to mistake one for the other though, the real stuff is fair strong.

I shall try it, and am used to Erdinger and stronger.
If you lie, heaven shall forsake your name.

gammygils

superstoner90 wrote: »

Down with this sorta thing.

Careful Now!

MarcusFenix

If you're not sure about drinking don't drink beer, not the usual stuff sold in Irelandia-land-ville-town anyway 'cos all you'll get in fizzy urine, drink some belgian/deutsch beers and you will be in danger of instantaneous alcoholism(y'no, 'cos they taste so good)! Or alternatively have a few captain n cokes, smooooooooooo-ooooooth!:rolleyes::pac:

d1992

Thats cute, I remember when I had my first beer.

grindle

d1992 wrote: »

Thats cute, I remember when I had my first beer.

Disclaimer: Thread is not about beer.

empacher

SWIM finds Berocca and Vitamin B12 can reduce a lot of the 'skag' effects. Taken before going to bed and when SWIM wakes up. Reduces the depression/paranoia SWIM got somethings after having a bEer.

grindle

empacher wrote: »

SWIM finds Berocca and Vitamin B12 can reduce a lot of the 'skag' effects. Taken before going to bed and when SWIM wakes up. Reduces the depression/paranoia SWIM got somethings after having a bEer.

Fairly sure that 'SWIM' malarkey is just an ill-conceived forum façade that would never stand up in court, but thanks for the tip!

empacher

grindle wrote: »

Fairly sure that 'SWIM' malarkey is just an ill-conceived forum façade that would never stand up in court, but thanks for the tip!

*puts nerdy glasses on*

Reroutes IP address to somewhere in south east asia.

Sunnyisland

mikom wrote: »

Bit iffy about it to be honest.

There is a guy who my mom has told me about for years and it has always put the fear n me when it comes to alcohol, he was a doctor, took a beer, his first time doing it, came from a "good brewery" whatever was in that bottle switched something in his brain that convinced him he had to kill his niece, he tried it and is still in a mental institution on plenty of drugs now that are trying to fix whatever that alcohol did to his brain. Fairly sad story really. Is it worth the possibility of something like this happening even if it is only a slight chance?

Afaik most people who drink drink responsibly and don't try to murder anyone,Enjoy it you be fine

44leto

Remember OP "a long journey begins with one step" so with this one pint who will set your life on a course to a beer gut, unfitness, ill health, being broke, broken homes and ruined relationships, a liver the size of a football, cirrhosis and death.....Enjoy.

DonQuay1

mikom wrote: »

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?


Ummm .... beer!

(Sorry for the one word reply ...... but it seems so obvious an answer and succinct too.)

the purple tin

You probably won't enjoy your first beer. It takes a little while to get the taste for it.

Then you're snared for life

Seomra Mushie

mikom wrote: »

Taking my first beer tomorrow night, what can i expect?

The government say it's legal and they tax it, so it must be fine.

Bills Hicks wannabe #1,023,055


:pac:

grindle

Seomra Mushie wrote: »

Bills Hicks wannabe #1,023,055


:pac:

No, this is a piss-take of the now-closed, short-lived thread 'Ecstasy'. It's satirical.

:pac:

Seomra Mushie

grindle wrote: »

No, this is a piss-take of the now-closed, short-lived thread 'Ecstasy'. It's satirical.

:pac:

I haven't been reading all the threads, my bad.

mikom

Seomra Mushie wrote: »

I haven't been reading all the threads, my bad.

♫ Wha..... wha.......... whaaaaaaaaaaa ♫

candy-gal1

ah cant beat the very first time you ever get drunk, or even tipsy tbh, go too far though and the ceiling is the floor and vice versa, well thats what i remember seeing and feeling like as i was floating around after my first drunk experience :pac:

grindle

Seomra Mushie wrote: »

I haven't been reading all the threads, my bad.

Wouldn't expect you to read all the minor shhit that happens in the wee hours of a Saturday night/Sunday morning..
Needless to say, the boards mods think that everybody, given the chance, should take drugs immediately, and to forget the naysayers.
I think. I may have picked it up wrong, but the thread ended on a positive note drug-wise, so I think that's what they were getting at...

mikom wrote: »

♫ Wha..... wha.......... whaaaaaaaaaaa ♫

Nobody likes a smart-arse, mikom.











*secret smart-arse high-five*

A_Sober_Paddy

OP, enjoy your first beer tonight...i'd suggest a nice wheat beer like Erdinger or Paulaner.

Enjoy you beers, don't drink to get drunk and you'll be grand...But don't go mad on it now since your 18, your'll waste too much money and time on the stuff.

Between the age of 18 to 23 I'd have spend €8750...That's taking going out 25 times a year in the period spending an average of €70 a night...now my calculations are on the conservative end, as I was in college I drank at least once a week...

That €8750 is a lot of money

greenbicycle

mikom wrote: »

Bit iffy about it to be honest.

There is a guy who my mom has told me about for years and it has always put the fear n me when it comes to alcohol, he was a doctor, took a beer, his first time doing it, came from a "good brewery" whatever was in that bottle switched something in his brain that convinced him he had to kill his niece, he tried it and is still in a mental institution on plenty of drugs now that are trying to fix whatever that alcohol did to his brain. Fairly sad story really. Is it worth the possibility of something like this happening even if it is only a slight chance?

Hey! When I started reading this thread I was gonna post this very thing it being mine originally, should have got here sooner!