Inappropriate and possibly evil thoughts.

Potential-Monke

AngryBollix wrote: »

Has anyone ever seen scantily females and thought "I'd bang that" then seen her face and realised she's probably underage once you've seen her up close and recoil in horror at the realisation?

So true except for the recoil part. Upon realisation of the age, i take a mental picture to fap to later!

mtjm

I sometimes feel like following some of these bitches from work to their home and giving them a good beating for pissing me off blokes could do with it too teach them a lesson

ziggy23

Wanting to be in a spitroast with Jedward. On a scale to 1-10 how inappropriate is that?

AngryBollix

ziggy23 wrote: »

Wanting to be in a spitroast with Jedward. On a scale to 1-10 how inappropriate is that?

I hope you mean a real spit roast and not the proverbial spit roast

AngryBollix

Potential-Monke wrote: »

So true except for the recoil part. Upon realisation of the age, i take a mental picture to fap to later!

I do that too. Some good has to come from it.

ziggy23

AngryBollix wrote: »

I hope you mean a real spit roast and not the proverbial spit roast

Of course I do:o

AngryBollix

ziggy23 wrote: »

Of course I do:o

Thats ok then. A spit roasting threesome with Jedward would be a worry

AngryBollix

Doc Ruby wrote: »

Nothing to be ashamed of there, lots of girls of less than legal age are sexually attractive, especially in this day and age when they make an effort to look that way, even if they don't really understand why.

Anyways this thread scares me a little. Maybe I'm a bit simple but I don't feel like I have these repressed rage issues. A few open rage issues maybe but nothing a quick dust up wouldn't sort out. It reminds me of the old saying in some circles, "people will watch carefully who enters their house, but will merrily allow the most vile demons into the private spaces of their mind". NotthattheresanythingwrongwiththatImnotjudging.

I suppose it would be a real worry if one felt a strong enough urge to consider acting on some of these impulses. The thoughts themselves arent really that harmful.

ziggy23

AngryBollix wrote: »

Thats ok then. A spit roasting threesome with Jedward would be a worry

Would it really? I mean they are legal and once they don't talk it'll be fine...just saying

AngryBollix

ziggy23 wrote: »

Would it really? I mean they are legal and once they don't talk it'll be fine...just saying

They talk. Thats the first problem

Snowie

i value people who speak there mind, I don't value people who say oo thats lovely when infact its a pile of ****e!!!

just to be seen as being nice its not normal

ziggy23

AngryBollix wrote: »

They talk. Thats the first problem

Duct tape ftw:D

mtjm

AngryBollix wrote: »

They talk. Thats the first problem

the problem can be gotten rid off :cool:

ziggy23

mtjm wrote: »

the problem can be gotten rid off :cool:

Another for the spit roast club? Or you just want to murder them?

foxyboxer

Ghost Buster wrote: »

In the back of my otherwise pastoral and clement little mind is an evil little Imp who possibly looks and sounds like Frankie Boyle. He causes me to think very very bad thoughts. Not ten minutes ago whilst washing the dishes i could hear Brian ' Big Bones' Kennedy warbling 'You raise me up'. "What that" I called out to my wife. "Its the Titanic commemoration ' she said. This started me wondering why nobody organised a flash mob with a few hundred people sitting down on the streets of Belfast and performing "Rock the boat".
Couldnt be any more insulting to the people who died on The Titanic than Lardy ares kennedy.
Do you suffer from Frankie Boyle Imp syndrome and what has it caused you to think?

I've always thought that this song is a love letter to Viagra's ability to combat impotence.

"When I am down....you raise me up"

Snowie

ziggy23 wrote: »

Duct tape ftw:D

go on

ziggy23

Snowie wrote: »

go on

And then I bring my cats in...that'll quiet u down;)

Snowie

ziggy23 wrote: »

And then I bring my cats in...that'll quiet u down;)

you're a sick sick sick individual :pac:

CrazyRabbit

All my inner thoughts are pure, logical & 'good'. Though I haven't found any psychologists that agree with that perception. It's a shame they have to keep dying.

vangoz

I've a serious urge to close-line passing cyclists when at the bus stop

maximoose

Sometimes when driving I wonder what it'd be like to just crash into someone....

Scanlas The 2nd

maximoose wrote: »

Sometimes when driving I wonder what it'd be like to just crash into someone....

While also realising that a simple turn of your wrist would be all that it takes.

44leto

Originally Posted by maximoose
Sometimes when driving I wonder what it'd be like to just crash into someone....

Not nice, I was a passenger in an accident, it was only a 30-40mph job and a ditch but it felt like being hit with a big sledge hammer, I was sound but the driver was in bits and so was his ould-mans car.

DazMarz

Dark, evil thoughts are my speciality... I would have made an excellent Sturmbanfuhrer during WWII or something...:p

Nah, I'm a nice guy really... honest!

Johro

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I'm an even bigger asshole in my head than I am in real life. If I said half the sh!t I thought then I'd rightly have the snot beaten out of me.

Wow. Me too.

Mickey Lover

Have on more than one occasion getting the urge to roll down the car window and smack a cyclist in the arse.

OH snores so have the rage of wanting to put a pillow over his head or stab him

Had a dream once I was holding the mother in law by the throat up against a wall

Would never act on these but it's nice to imagine, makes you feel better I think

herisson

anytime im waiting for a bus and a cyclist goes by i always have the urge to push them off into speeding traffic

or else shove my housemates face into the oven or something

also make very very inappropriate jokes in my head....too inappropriate

i dont know why...im a fairly normal person just have sadistic tendencies at times

fasttalkerchat

Opening the car door when I'm a passanger passing a cyclist. Never fails to get a laugh.

Thoms Yorkie Bars

Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like if I ''accidentally'' the whole thing