things not to do in the bath

IM0

****! you end up more messy than you went in


oh and toast.. it wont end well...

ElleEm

Wee!

Gee Bag

Be Whitney Houston

Fromthetrees

poo poo

super_furry

Channel the spirit of Whitney Houston.

Kylo Ren

Drown.

Professey Chin

Shove things up your arse.
Unless youre that way inclined. Then go nuts but dont be crying when theyre stuck

Kylo Ren

Make toast.

johnwest288

bite your toe-nails

jester77

warm bath + relaxed muscles + trying to create bubbles = disaster

SheFiend

Drink whiskey. Unless you don't need to be able to get back out of the bath anytime soon.

*only applies to hot baths

IM0

IM0 wrote: »

****! you end up more messy than you went in


oh and toast.. it wont end well...

Keno 92 wrote: »

Make toast.

Seachmall

Try to distinguish between a fart and a poo.

It's impossible, and you will eventually get it wrong.

marozz

stick your big toe in the tap

juan.kerr

Fromthetrees wrote: »

poo poo

Depends on the type. Pebble dash would be problematic but a nice clean log might work out okay as long as you didn't lie on it afterwards. Or you could have fun playing with floaters.

MadameGascar

Don't bring in any toys with sharp edges cause you'll drop it in the water end up sitting down on it and then there'll be tears.

anhedonia

shout Eureka when you notice the water level being displaced by your body weight.

ToddyDoody

Spit your chewing gum out.. it can end up in your hair

admiralofthefleet

have ian huntley sittin beside you

kfallon

Bring the radio in with you!

Born to Die

Never leave a young child unattended in the bath.

foxyboxer

IM0 wrote: »

Toaster + Water = Zappo!

WindSock

Molest children?

superstoner90

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFU4r6_-GFA

:cool:

frozenfrozen

I don't have a bath.

It's a jacuzzi.

IM0

foxyboxer wrote: »

Toaster + Water = Zappo!

I said it first

stevenmu

Use a hair dryer on your balls, just wait until you're at the gym.

cocoshovel

Hover your balls over the drain when water is draining out rapidly.

fishtank5

sing !! its not nice for the house mates :rolleyes:

IM0

cocoshovel wrote: »

Hover your balls over the drain when water is draining out rapidly.

sounds like tea bagging. must give that one a go! xD

Fart

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

have ian huntley sittin beside you

Ooooooooh.

Fart

IM0 wrote: »

sounds like tea bagging. must give that one a go! xD

Yeah, sounds alright actually.

fryup

never ignore cleaning your mickey

Seachmall

fryup wrote: »

never ignore cleaning your mickey

Because you never know when your life will turn into a porno.

flanders1979

Fart, they smell worse. I don't know why. Almost like fresh crap.

thefishone

Fall asleep

corktina

have a fit. (if it's likely take the washing in with you)

HenryChinaski

Eat a kebab

juan.kerr

Catch and bottle your fart bubbles for sniffing later on.

Shryke

Never Jet Ski.

The_Thing

Don't bleed, it will attract sharks.

IM0

The_Thing wrote: »

girls dont go in during that time of the month, it will attract sharks.

fyp. better.

44leto

Never dissolve a body in hydrochloric acid if your bath is made of plastic, phew what mess that left downstairs.

HenryChinaski

44leto wrote: »

Never dissolve a body in hydrochloric acid if your bath is made of plastic, phew what mess that left downstairs.

You're a Breaking Bad fan anyway.

TeddyTedson

Obviously everyone wees in the shower but here's a bit of advice about baths.
I was always told that if you poop in the bath, it will float to the top and you can lift it into the toilet bowel before for letting the water out avoiding leaving a mess.
Poopie does not float.

44leto

HenryChinaski wrote: »

You're a Breaking Bad fan anyway.

Only recently its the funniest things I have ever seen in a film/on TV I had pains in my side, it was a total surprise. I am hooked since, I start S4 tonight, it has other moments like that.

I suppose its to late for spoilers.

dr.fuzzenstein

juan.kerr wrote: »

Depends on the type. Pebble dash would be problematic but a nice clean log might work out okay as long as you didn't lie on it afterwards. Or you could have fun playing with floaters.

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
I read it and now need my mind flushed! Getting a piece of rope to insert in one ear and out the other for a mental floss. I'll send you the therapy bills.:p

Snowie

id have a bath but only if i had a shower first sitting around in your own filth is a bit gross

dr.fuzzenstein

Snowie wrote: »

id have a bath but only if i had a shower first sitting around in your own filth is a bit gross

+1
Showers is da biz, I always delight people in telling them I haven’t had a bath in years. The other one is "I always have my annual bath, whether I need it or not!"

IM0

Snowie wrote: »

id have a bath but only if i had a shower first sitting around in your own filth is a bit gross

gross in the same way that there is more faeces on your toothbrush than on your toilet bowl :eek:

thanks for the reality check mythbusters


do you know how much **** and piss you are floating in when you are in the sea?


Ill stop now before you lock yourself in a see through bubble, with rubber gloves sticking out..

dr.fuzzenstein

IM0 wrote: »

gross in the same way that there is more faeces on your toothbrush than on your toilet bowl :eek:
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Where do you keep your toothbrush? The toilet bowl is not a good place for it.