things not to do in the bath

MickySticks

Don't pour any washing up liquid in before filling the bath. Suds everywhere!!

Satts

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Obviously everyone wees in the shower but here's a bit of advice about baths.
I was always told that if you poop in the bath, it will float to the top and you can lift it into the toilet bowel before for letting the water out avoiding leaving a mess.
Poopie does not float.

There is the odd exception, hence the term 'floater'.

Aglomerado

Floaters usually disintegrate into a malodorous, gloopy oxtail-soup like sludge if left long enough. That's in the jax bowl though, not sure what they'd be like in the bath with all the extra water, fart bubbles and Radox, and I don't intend to find out!

This just reminded me of a joke:
What's brown and smells of pine?
A Sh!t in a Radox Bath!

Sorry... I'm going now...

juan.kerr

Have a turd sandwich.

CrazyRabbit

Never have a threesome in the bath. Just not enough room and it spoils the fun. Stick to 2 and under.

Mickey Dazzler

Shit in your hand then smear it all over your face with your eyes wide open.

juan.kerr

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

Shit in your hand then smear it all over your face with your eyes wide open.

This probably falls under the category of 'things not to do...EVER'.

Mr.Crinklewood

Cycle a bike.

44leto

Who takes baths these days I haven't had a bath in at least 20 years, about the sametime I had friends.

Its all showers now.

Steven81

Any electrical appliances, wont be good if they fall in!!

charlemont

Smoke a spliff in the bath. Then you get too lazy to get out of it and you will still be there when the water starts to go cold.

dr.fuzzenstein

No matter how tempted you are, do not stick the business end of an outboard motor into the bath in order to turn it into a jacuzzi.
The minced legs aren't worth it.

zef

This applies more to hot tubs... don't get really drunk and fall asleep,
some woman in america did and literally cooked herself like a boiled chicken. Yes, she died.

Snowie

IM0 wrote: »

gross in the same way that there is more faeces on your toothbrush than on your toilet bowl :eek:

thanks for the reality check mythbusters


do you know how much **** and piss you are floating in when you are in the sea?


Ill stop now before you lock yourself in a see through bubble, with rubber gloves sticking out..

nope doesn't bother me i just would prefer to sit in a hot bath nice and clean

krudler

fap, it stings if suds get in there

RosyLily

Re-enact Jaws.

You'll never get the blood stains out of the tile grout!

RubyGirl

Vomit...

lucowell

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Obviously everyone wees in the shower but here's a bit of advice about baths.
I was always told that if you poop in the bath, it will float to the top and you can lift it into the toilet bowel before for letting the water out avoiding leaving a mess.
Poopie does not float.

you have obviously never inhaled helium and took a sh!te at the same time! ah sure its gas!!! get it?.......gas?!...............il get me coat..:o

Capt'n Midnight

44leto wrote: »

Never dissolve a body in hydrochloric acid if your bath is made of plastic, phew what mess that left downstairs.

pffffttt :rolleyes:

It depends on the type of plastic and besides isn't suphuric acid traditional.

Capt'n Midnight

Also don't let meetings with women from Caen interrupt you making of lists of enemies of the state to guillotine

Perform fellatio.......

rusty_racer94

44leto wrote: »

Who takes baths these days I haven't had a bath in at least 20 years, about the sametime I had friends.

Its all showers now.

I usually have a hot bath followed by a cold shower. Or just the shower instead if I'm late.

jaffacakesyum

It appears that a lot of men are posting in this thread. Men have baths? :pac:

Gummy Panda

44leto wrote: »

Who takes baths these days I haven't had a bath in at least 20 years, about the sametime I had friends.

Its all showers now.

Have a bath with girlfriend/wife/hooker

Soapy tit FTW!

dr.fuzzenstein

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

It appears that a lot of men are posting in this thread. Men have baths? :pac:

The Dude does!

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Snowie

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

It appears that a lot of men are posting in this thread. Men have baths? :pac:

I see only women are aloud to have baths

thats a bit sexist isn't it :mad:

Born to Die

After today, do not fill it with water.

SEPT 23 1989

Headstands

jaffacakesyum

Snowie wrote: »

I see only women are aloud to have baths

thats a bit sexist isn't it :mad:

*allowed

Ah no I think it's cute

Snowie

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

*allowed

Ah no I think it's cute

Nothing cute about a man having a bath.. farting becomes fun all over again :cool:.... it like the water version of light your own farts :cool:

44leto

I do miss playing with a boat in the bath, there is nothing to play with in a shower:(:(:(:(

jaffacakesyum

44leto wrote: »

I do miss playing with a boat in the bath, there is nothing to play with in a shower:(:(:(:(

You sure about that?

Capt'n Midnight

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

It appears that a lot of men are posting in this thread. Men have baths? :pac:

yes I have one.



By thanks be to God and touch wood that we haven't had to use it yet.

TeddyTedson

Use a hair dryer Les?

dr.fuzzenstein

Do not have German nihilists throw a marmot in the bath with you.

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martin kelly.

Use a drill