Would you sell your sperm?

TeddyTedson

People do this to make some money. I don't think Id like the idea of knowing someone out there has my sperm and who knows what they'll make with it.
You could have 20 kids and never know for gods sake.
How do people feel about it?

D1stant

How much are you offering?

im invisible

wait, i can get money for it???

i've been doing it wrong all these years

IM0

I would

*awaits flood of pm's from female boardsies who had unsuccessfull IVF*

BBDBB

Im practically giving it away

Gee Bag

I'm doing a recession busting three for the price of two offer on little Gee Bags.

PM for details.

AnonoBoy

Yes. But for 50,000 euro per cup.

ygolometsipe

TeddyTedson wrote: »

People do this to make some money. I don't think Id like the idea of knowing someone out there has my sperm and who knows what they'll make with it.
You could have 20 kids and never know for gods sake.
How do people feel about it?

Ah? a baby!

Copper_pipe

5 dollar me love you long time

TeddyTedson

You don't just put it in an envelope for goodness sake and ship it off. You have to go to a center and extract it there and then freeze it and seal it away.
Think you can get about €1000 for a donation:eek:
Depending on your genetics though. I'd get the full €1000 but a some people may only get €150 and you can just keep donating every weekend either you know.

2 stroke

How much for a full mattress?

MickySticks

Cum again

Kiera

Yup as soon as gravity kicks in.

admiralofthefleet

i just threw out a load of socks so ill get back to you in a few weeks/days

beco2010

where do i sign up

UsernameME

Can you actually do this??

Where are the centres you go to?

Gee Bag

UsernameME wrote: »

Can you actually do this??

Where are the centres you go to?

Yep, Just fill up a bucket and bring it down to your nearest creche.

awec

How does this work?

Cup, magazine and into the masturbatorium?

IM0

UsernameME wrote: »

Can you actually do this??

Where are the centres you go to?

ABROAD :rolleyes:

TeddyTedson

UsernameME wrote: »

Can you actually do this??

Where are the centres you go to?

Do you want me to PM you one of them?
They tend to look like houses and are quite relaxed, that's why you don't realise you've actually seen one.

IM0

awec wrote: »

How does this work?

Cup, magazine and into the masturbatorium?

nearly...cup, girls [2], chocolate moose

CageWager

TeddyTedson wrote: »

who knows what they'll make with it.
Y

A baby or a stain

TeddyTedson

Anyone who wants to sign up to this PM me and I'll give you the rates after some details from the downer.

sixpack's little hat

TeddyTedson wrote: »

People do this to make some money. I don't think Id like the idea of knowing someone out there has my sperm and who knows what they'll make with it.
You could have 20 kids and never know for gods sake.
How do people feel about it?

A cake?

http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5830947-natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes

don't you like cake?

AnonoBoy

Domo230 wrote: »

I would love to sell my sperm, in fact I would offer happily offer it for free providing these services provide me legal protection from someone down the line demanding childcare money from me.

A couple who cannot conceive want's a child and I wan't to spread my genes so everyone wins.
It's like an affair without the risk of having an angry husband murdering you.

I'm pretty sure most people don't have affairs in order to father children. Do they?

awec

Domo230 wrote: »

I would love to sell my sperm, in fact I would offer happily offer it for free providing these services provide me legal protection from someone down the line demanding childcare money from me.

A couple who cannot conceive want's a child and I wan't to spread my genes so everyone wins.
It's like an affair without the risk of having an angry husband murdering you.

It's like an affair without the angry husband, or the sex....

TeddyTedson

I;m off to bed but Ill be back tomorrow if anyone else wants to get in touch

AnonoBoy

Domo230 wrote: »

Not consciously but that's the purpose of them.

Again, I think you might be mistaken there.

mattjack

UsernameME wrote: »

Can you actually do this??

Where are the centres you go to?

There was a travelling one in the RDS about two weeks ago, another one in Galway last weekend. Full of **** ...the two of them..
















The 76th Fine Gael Ard Fheis and labour party ard fheis 2012

MickySticks

beco2010 wrote: »

where do i sign up

At the sperm counter

*leaves*

IM0

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Anyone who wants to sign up to this PM me and I'll give you the rates after some details from the downer.

donor. I hate grammer nazi's but had to here :rolleyes:

its ok, I kicked myself in the balls to resore balance

UsernameME

haha

IM0 wrote: »

ABROAD :rolleyes:

Gee Bag

Domo230 wrote: »

Eh no.

The reason we have the urge to have sex is because it serves the purpose of procreating.

If the purpose of sex is not for us to reproduce then what evolutionary purpose does it serve???

Pleasure!!!

AboutTwoFiddy

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You don't just put it in an envelope for goodness sake and ship it off. You have to go to a center and extract it there and then freeze it and seal it away.
Think you can get about €1000 for a donation:eek:
Depending on your genetics though. I'd get the full €1000 but a some people may only get €150 and you can just keep donating every weekend either you know.

Oh dear god... hundreds of little Teddys running around...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLITQXRH70M

Whispered

Misread the thread title as "would you TELL your sperm", I only opened the thread to see what you were considering telling them.

Jimoslimos

I would.......but in 20 years time when I'll probably be a dirty old man, chasing women half my age.......chances are the whole daddy/daughter roleplay might be a little too real:eek:

The Hill Billy

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I;m off to bed but Ill be back tomorrow if anyone else wants to get in touch

I'd imagine that there'll be plenty of touching without any other boardsies getting involved. Let us know how much you make.

AnonoBoy

Domo230 wrote: »

Eh no.

The reason we have the urge to have sex is because it serves the purpose of procreating.

If the purpose of sex is not for us to reproduce then what evolutionary purpose does it serve???

The purpose of sex is to reproduce. However saying that someone has an affair in order to reproduce isn't correct. The sexual drive may be caused by the biological drive to pass on our genes but the decision to have an affair is based on the person's desire for pleasure.

hairyprincess

IM0 wrote: »

awec wrote: »

How does this work?

Cup, magazine and into the masturbatorium?

nearly...cup, girls [2], chocolate moose

You want to masturbate into a cup with two girls and a MOOSE??? What kind of kinky **** are you into??!
Just to clarify you do realise that a moose is a member of the deer family with antlers and what not??

AnonoBoy

Domo230 wrote: »

True, but by donating your sperm you gain the true benefits of sex (more specifically an afair because someone else raises the child) without any drawback. The fact that they pay you for it is just gravy on top.

What does who raises the child have to do with whether something is an affair or not. And how can it be an affair if you're not married?

Also - the true benefits of sex? What?

You're funny.

grindle

Billions have died on my bed-sheets, why not let a few live and grant happiness to those revolting enough need it?

Doc

Genuine question here: If I was to sell my sperm could the woman who uses it and has a child pursue me for child support and be entitled to it from me?

patwicklow

sperm? Redheads need not apply

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/features/2011/0920/1224304403132.html

And on another note Anglo would have made a great sperm bank as it was full of **** there.

grindle

Doc wrote: »

Genuine question here: If I was to sell my sperm could the woman who uses it and has a child pursue me for child support and be entitled to it from me?

No on the woman part/child support part, but from country to country the law varies on whether a child is able to seek you out or not, once 16/18 (depending on country).
In those applicable, the agency or authority in charge will let you know if it's being sought, and you can choose whether or not it happens.

Galwayguy35

The guy in the film Road Trip had an interesting experience when he went to the sperm bank. "Milking the prostrate" I think she described it as.

kincsem

€1 each. Last of the choc-ices.

Vicxas

I dont think anyone wants my genes, Male pattern baldness aint sexy or desirable...

2 stroke

I'd pay someone to take my sperm at the moment.

antodeco

The kids who buy from my jumble sale are in for a surprise!

AnonoBoy

Domo230 wrote: »

An affair essentially involves the principle of another male (the provider male) using their resources to raise a child that is genetically not theirs, similar to how sperm donation would work.

No. An affair is when someone sleeps with someone other than their husband/wife. A child being born is not essential for something to be classed as an affair.

The true benefit of sex is that it allows you to reproduce - The pleasure aspect is just an incentive to get you to do it so your genes don't die out - pleasure is not the true motive for sex. Nothing funny about that, just simple behavioural science.

My point is that while passing on genes is the underlying motive for the human sexual drive it's not the reason people choose to have affairs. By your logic having a child is the motive for masturbation too.

Potential-Monke

Domo230 wrote: »

The true benefit of sex is that it allows you to reproduce - The pleasure aspect is just an incentive to get you to do it so your genes don't die out - pleasure is not the true motive for sex. Nothing funny about that, just simple behavioural science.

Maybe i'm in the minority here, but i prefer the pleasure of sex and dread the reproduction part. I wish you could produce two types of sperm, selectable by a switch or something, one for reproduction and the other for pleasure with the worry of impregnating!