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Paddy and the Affair

pedantic.pat · 2012-04-17 18:26:09

Paddy and his two friends Lar and John are talking at a bar drowning their sorrows one more depressed than the other. His first friend Lar says: "Jayzus lads its terrible I think the wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters, Spark plugs and Phase testers and all under the…

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17-04-2012 7:26pm

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Paddy and his two friends Lar and John are talking at a bar drowning their sorrows one more depressed than the other.

His first friend Lar says: "Jayzus lads its terrible I think the wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters, Spark plugs and Phase testers and all under the bed."

John the second friend says "you think thats bad I think my wife is having an affair with the gobshi*e of a plumber. This week I went home found a load of t junctions and radiator valves under the bed and they were'nt mine."

Paddy says: "Jayzus lads I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under the bed."

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