What else can they tax?

marketty

DaDumTish wrote: »

5/ junkie tax ( for every 10 junkies in your area , YOU are taxed a certain rate for their upkeep )

We're already paying tax for that

eth0

A Phil Hogan tax

200,000e per year tax for being Phil Hogan.

Cookie_Monster

we should tax cats, arrogant ****ers sauntering around like they own the place the whole time. Contributing something might take them down a peg or two.

tayto lover

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

we should tax cats, arrogant ****ers sauntering around like they own the place the whole time. Contributing something might take them down a peg or two.

Yeah. The Fat Cats who have been paying fcuk all all along.

jd007

sock puppet wrote: »

Inception tax?

taxception :pac:

namloc1980

namloc1980 wrote: »

They do that already....it's called VATEA!

fyp

oppenheimer1

benwavner wrote: »

Oxegen is next....

Oxegen has been cancelled

oppenheimer1

New taxes, if we are being serious here: a departure tax and road pricing.

Captain Chaos

Apple iPhone, there's an app for that.

Irish population, there's a tax for that.

Mr. Incognito

Masturbation:-

I won't be handling those tax returns.................

eth0

oppenheimer1 wrote: »

New taxes, if we are being serious here: a departure tax and road pricing.

A departure tax is for hostile, third world dictatorships like Sudan so with the current regime I suppose it would suit us as well

road pricing is too big brother

Yeah Yeah Yeah

Number of goldfish in garden pond expected in 2015.

maddragon

davet82 wrote: »

i'll just use my hand then and run it under the tap afterwards, sorted :cool:

That'll only increase your water charge. You can't win.

hairyprincess

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Visiting the barbers / hairdressers:-

CSO states the population is:- 4,481,430.

Lets say a million of these do not bother cutting their hair, that leaves 3,481,430.

Lets say they each get their hair cut twelve times a year with a tax of €2.00 per visit would gain €83,554,320

Hair cut twelve times a year??? You must be one of those dole scroungers that I've read so much about on here; free house, free prams, money for Communion dresses and twelve hair cuts a year while masturbating all around you. I despair :-[

smileyj1987

I'd say sunlight could be next or a breathing tax .

IM0

my brain

IM0

smileyj1987 wrote: »

I'd say sunlight could be next or a breathing tax .

*posts video of 'that' simpsons clip/episode*

Morag

Tea and coffee, imagine the ammount they'd haul in if it was taxed like cigarettes.

eth0

Sharrow wrote: »

Tea and coffee, imagine the ammount they'd haul in if it was taxed like cigarettes.

Feck all because people will stop drinking it as much, start producing their own illegally and buying on the black market.

How about a car non-usage tax, show up at the NCT with less than 2000 miles from the previous NCT added on and pay a 500e tax to cover up for lost petrol tax revenue.

IM0

bluetax

the_barfly1

smileyj1987 wrote: »

a breathing tax .

We exhale Carbon Dioxide. There's a tax on that already.

Wetai

Leaving town tax.
Bear tax! (Bears are exempt).

longshanks

A fame tax.

Jimmyhologram

Nationalise the gene pool; royalty fees to the exchequer every time you reproduce.

Tax enjoyment. This can be monitored with an implanted chip to register every time neurons fire up the brain's sweet spots. If you go over x minutes of enjoyment per day you enter a higher bracket. Tax the hell out of it.

Tax moaning!

collect a fortune :P

Reamer Fanny

Best OP evaaaaar