Snots on a wall

ham_n_mustard

The walls near the urinals in work are covered in snots most days. why do some fellas feel the need to wipe boogers on a wall when they're having a piss at a urinal? Wipe your nose like everybody else with an IQ of more than 7, you fúcking cretins.

And a question for the girlies, are yer toilets as bad are is snot depositing a male-only sport?

Cookie_Monster

what a waste, you should just eat it

Temptamperu

Cookie_Monster wrote: »

what a waste, you should just eat it

I read its good for the immune system.

cassel16

The worst is fella's who wipe their shíte on the wall and the door

drunkmonkey

cassel16 wrote: »

The worst is fella's who wipe their shíte on the wall and the door

I can never understand it, must be a fetish.

Johro

I'm already regretting being here...

cassel16

drunkmonkey wrote: »

I can never understand it, must be a fetish.

Has to be... or the filthiest form of trolling

Dunny

Wipe? Pffft.

Nothing better than a good flick.

Gannicus

ham_n_mustard wrote: »

The walls near the urinals in work are covered in snots most days. why do some fellas feel the need to wipe boogers on a wall when they're having a piss at a urinal?

Blast it with píss.

cson

I witnessed a lad shiteing into a urinal in Supermacs in Eyre Square one night.

And the poor paki cleaning lad watching on in stunned horror as it happened.

mummymoo

our toilets in primary school were covered in it!!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! worst part was we knew who was going it!!!

ham_n_mustard

ham_n_mustard wrote: »

...........why do some fellas feel the need to wipe boogers on a wall when they're having a piss at a urinal? ........

Doubt they're wiping them on, blowing them one nostril at a time I'd say. If they are touching a wall near a urinal they are manky bastads.

Canis Lupus

cson wrote: »

I witnessed a lad shiteing into a urinal in Supermacs in Eyre Square one night.

And the poor paki cleaning lad watching on in stunned horror as it happened.

You know that's a racist slur right?

Back on thread... I'm all for eating them. Not of a wall...

cson

Canis Lupus wrote: »

You know that's a racist slur right?

Excuse me; the gentlemen who appeared to be of Pakistani origin.

Happy? :rolleyes:

Paparazzo

cson wrote: »

Excuse me; the gentlemen who appeared to be of Pakistani origin.

Happy? :rolleyes:

Just "Pakistani" is ok

trollin trollin trollin

cassel16 wrote: »

The worst is fella's who wipe their shíte on the wall and the door

gives a new meaning to "sh-- a brick"

girl2

Yuk yuk yuk.

Dirty rotten fookers.

Stiffler2

I do this, mainly to see how many I can get up their before the cleaning lady tackles it.

I usually kick it off by wiping them up, next piss I take I notice more & more ppl joining in with the snot on the wall.

If you really want to lol though the best trick I find is basically :

take a dump
unroll toilet paper without breaking it off the holder.
Wipe yer arse so the toilet paper is a nice mixture of brown / yellow / green , whatever you ate last night.
then carefully roll the toilet paper back up into it's holder.

Q the next person that comes in to take a dump, unravels the toilet paper to his horror and rubs his hands on your poo during the unrolling.

Hope I explained that correctly, if needs be I can send more instructions.
These type of things get me through the day in work...

Stiffler2

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I do this, mainly to see how many I can get up their before the cleaning lady tackles it.

I usually kick it off by wiping them up, next piss I take I notice more & more ppl joining in with the snot on the wall.

If you really want to lol though the best trick I find is basically :

take a dump
unroll toilet paper without breaking it off the holder.
Wipe yer arse so the toilet paper is a nice mixture of brown / yellow / green , whatever you ate last night.
then carefully roll the toilet paper back up into it's holder.

Q the next person that comes in to take a dump, unravels the toilet paper to his horror and rubs his hands on your poo during the unrolling.

Hope I explained that correctly, if needs be I can send more instructions.
These type of things get me through the day in work...

I'm never going to Sligo now.

darlett

Finally the sequel to 'Snakes on a Plane'. This summers blockbuster Snots on a Wall:This time its Personal (in an hygienically bad way)!

Fart

Stiffler2 wrote: »

take a dump
unroll toilet paper without breaking it off the holder.
Wipe yer arse so the toilet paper is a nice mixture of brown / yellow / green , whatever you ate last night.
then carefully roll the toilet paper back up into it's holder.

Q the next person that comes in to take a dump, unravels the toilet paper to his horror and rubs his hands on your poo during the unrolling.

Hope I explained that correctly, if needs be I can send more instructions.
These type of things get me through the day in work...

:eek:

That is probably the most disgusting thing I've ever read on boards...






















... but it's fookin' genius!

anhedonia

RoverJames wrote: »

Doubt they're wiping them on, blowing them one nostril at a time I'd say. If they are touching a wall near a urinal they are manky bastads.

but they are not manky if they blow their snot onto the wall while pissing ?

Archeron

Prequel to snakes on a plane.

UglyBolloxFace

Snots on a wall....if I ever start a band, that's what I'm gonna call it.

And none of you bastards try to rob it...


Snots on a Wall(c)

UglyBolloxFace

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I do this, mainly to see how many I can get up their before the cleaning lady tackles it.

I usually kick it off by wiping them up, next piss I take I notice more & more ppl joining in with the snot on the wall.

If you really want to lol though the best trick I find is basically :

take a dump
unroll toilet paper without breaking it off the holder.
Wipe yer arse so the toilet paper is a nice mixture of brown / yellow / green , whatever you ate last night.
then carefully roll the toilet paper back up into it's holder.

Q the next person that comes in to take a dump, unravels the toilet paper to his horror and rubs his hands on your poo during the unrolling.

Hope I explained that correctly, if needs be I can send more instructions.
These type of things get me through the day in work...

This is ****ing amazing.

Stiffler2

Thnx all, it's an orignal invention of my own, this is why you haven't heard of it before.

Sky King

I remember my cousin had a 3D snot gallery beside his bed. The geebag.

Daniel S

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Snots on a wall....if I ever start a band, that's what I'm gonna call it.

And none of you bastards try to rob it...


Snots on a Wall(c)

Nah, what you have to do is reverse "Pussycat Dolls" so it's for men.

Dickdoggy Action Figures!

DUBACC

Stiffler2 wrote: »

I do this, mainly to see how many I can get up their before the cleaning lady tackles it.

I usually kick it off by wiping them up, next piss I take I notice more & more ppl joining in with the snot on the wall.

If you really want to lol though the best trick I find is basically :

take a dump
unroll toilet paper without breaking it off the holder.
Wipe yer arse so the toilet paper is a nice mixture of brown / yellow / green , whatever you ate last night.
then carefully roll the toilet paper back up into it's holder.

Q the next person that comes in to take a dump, unravels the toilet paper to his horror and rubs his hands on your poo during the unrolling.

Hope I explained that correctly, if needs be I can send more instructions.
These type of things get me through the day in work...

Hmmm interesting, if a little gross!

One question though - wouldn't the inevitable lumpy bits be noticable when you roll it up?

nlgbbbblth

Stiffler2 wrote: »

Thnx all, it's an orignal invention of my own, this is why you haven't heard of it before.

Hmmmm

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52246213&postcount=9

AulBiddy

I've walked into womens toilets with tampons and pads [used] stuck to the wall, blood all over the walls, blood in the toilet [fair enough if the waters off but why can't you just flush!], someone keeps taking massive diarrhea ****es and not flushing them, make up all over the walls (not as bad but kinda manky when you go to touch a door and you end up with a load of foundation on your hand).. someone took a ****e on top of the toilets in the mens bathrooms and smeared it all over the toilet and the floor and the staff have refused to clean it up, this wasn't just a small ****e (apparently) it was a big dirty one.. sorry for going into detail! haha :P