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  • 20-04-2012 9:33am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭


    When my wife and daughter left the room I took the opportunity to warn the boy she was with.

    I lent in close to him, "Now listen, you do not put your filthy cock anywhere near my daughter.

    If you do, I will cut the little fooker off and feed it to the dogs, do I make myself clear?"

    He just sat there with his lip quivering and his eyes filling up with tears.

    Six years old or not..? I like to let them know where they stand..!!

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    Just got myself a 6 ft 3 inch girlfriend.

    We haven't had sex yet but I'm looking forward to our 1st time.

    Apparently, she has a very small Vajj, because everywhere we go, I hear men say

    'Here comes that gorgeous bird with the little Coont'!
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    Some advice for men when choosing hair removal products

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-revi...owViewpoints=1

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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