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Grafton streets a joke

  • 20-04-2012 11:40pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭


    how bad is our main shopping street in the country that there is a holland and barett on it!?!? there used to be a calender club also, what the hell is a calender club?!?!?!?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    there used to be a calender club also, what the hell is a calender club?!?!?!?
    Gone, apparently.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    codrulz wrote: »
    there used to be a calender club also, what the hell is a calender club?!?!?!?

    It's a shop that sells calendars.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    Yes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,490 ✭✭✭skinny90


    codrulz wrote: »
    how bad is our main shopping street in the country that there is a holland and barett on it!?!? there used to be a calender club also, what the hell is a calender club?!?!?!?

    Your not in the calendar club??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 144 ✭✭nowayjosie


    codrulz wrote: »
    how bad is our main shopping street in the country that there is a holland and barett on it!?!? there used to be a calender club also, what the hell is a calender club?!?!?!?

    Sorry what is wrong with Holland & Barrett - dont know what you mean by calender club??


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Grafton
    Grafton who?
    Grafton Street.

    I don't get it :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    codrulz wrote: »
    ...what the hell is a calender club?!?!?!?
    I took a date there once.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,575 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    how long is the membership?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,177 ✭✭✭MickySticks


    Calendar clubs are sooo last year.


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭codrulz


    no wonder it's gone!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 172 ✭✭aquaman


    as bad as bad bad Leroy Brown, the baddest man in town


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I like the vomit all up it at the weekend. Also couples fighting after a skinfull of booze always makes me smile.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    skinny90 wrote: »
    Your not in the calendar club??

    1st rule of calendar club, don't talk about calender club.......:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    codrulz wrote: »
    what the hell is a calender club?!?!?!?

    http://s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/2X35URuveOZqaWu9ppu83A/l.jpg

    Thought that would have been quite self-explanatory, if not from the name then from the wide range of calendars in the window?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 144 ✭✭nowayjosie


    aquaman wrote: »
    as bad as bad bad Leroy Brown, the baddest man in town

    eh OK ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭codrulz


    MrJoeSoap wrote: »
    http://s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/2X35URuveOZqaWu9ppu83A/l.jpg

    Thought that would have been quite self-explanatory, if not from the name then from the wide range of calendars in the window?

    I'm saying it's not a surprise it's gone! not a good type of shop to open in a recession!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    codrulz wrote: »
    how bad is our main shopping street in the country that there is a holland and barett on it!?!? there used to be a calender club also, what the hell is a calender club?!?!?!?

    i think o connell street needs a makeover too, especially the parnell end


  • Registered Users Posts: 172 ✭✭aquaman


    I blame the shopping centres


  • Registered Users Posts: 186 ✭✭afrodub


    Rumour was Holland and Barrett came here just to make Terry Wogan feel at home..hold on wrong thread again :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 144 ✭✭nowayjosie


    aquaman wrote: »
    as bad as bad bad Leroy Brown, the baddest man in town


    You really should check out the lyrics Aquaman, this is a classic please get the lyrics right (Ouch!!!)


    Bad, Bad Leroy Brown

    Well the south side of Chicago
    Is the baddest part of town
    And if you go down there
    You better just beware
    Of a man name of Leroy Brown

    Now Leroy more than trouble
    You see he stand ‘bout six foot four
    All those downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover"
    All the men just call him "Sir"

    And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
    The baddest man in the whole damn town
    Badder than old King Kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog

    Now Leroy he a gambler
    And he like his fancy clothes
    And he like to wave his diamond rings
    Under everybody's nose

    He got a custom Continental
    He got an Eldorado too
    He got a 32 gun in his pocket full a fun
    He got a razor in his shoe

    And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
    The baddest man in the whole damn town
    Badder than old King Kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog

    Well Friday 'bout a week ago
    Leroy shootin' dice
    And at the edge of the bar
    Sat a girl named Doris
    And oh that girl looked nice

    Well he cast his eyes upon her
    And the trouble soon began
    And Leroy Brown had learned a lesson
    'Bout a-messin' with the wife of a jealous man

    And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
    The baddest man in the whole damn town
    Badder than a-old King Kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog

    Well the two men took to fighting
    And when they pulled them from the floor
    Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
    With a couple of pieces gone

    And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
    The baddest man in the whole damn town
    Badder than old King Kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog

    And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
    The baddest man in the whole damn town
    Badder than old King Kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog

    Yeah he was badder than old King Kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,381 ✭✭✭Doom


    MrJoeSoap wrote: »
    http://s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/2X35URuveOZqaWu9ppu83A/l.jpg

    Thought that would have been quite self-explanatory, if not from the name then from the wide range of calendars in the window?
    :cool: sssshh


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭codrulz


    nowayjosie wrote: »
    You really should check out the lyrics Aquaman, this is a classic please get the lyrics right (Ouch!!!)


    Bad, Bad Leroy Brown

    Well the south side of Chicago
    Is the baddest part of town
    And if you go down there
    You better just beware
    Of a man name of Leroy Brown

    Now Leroy more than trouble
    You see he stand ‘bout six foot four
    All those downtown ladies call him "Treetop Lover"
    All the men just call him "Sir"

    And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
    The baddest man in the whole damn town
    Badder than old King Kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog

    Now Leroy he a gambler
    And he like his fancy clothes
    And he like to wave his diamond rings
    Under everybody's nose

    He got a custom Continental
    He got an Eldorado too
    He got a 32 gun in his pocket full a fun
    He got a razor in his shoe

    And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
    The baddest man in the whole damn town
    Badder than old King Kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog

    Well Friday 'bout a week ago
    Leroy shootin' dice
    And at the edge of the bar
    Sat a girl named Doris
    And oh that girl looked nice

    Well he cast his eyes upon her
    And the trouble soon began
    And Leroy Brown had learned a lesson
    'Bout a-messin' with the wife of a jealous man

    And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
    The baddest man in the whole damn town
    Badder than a-old King Kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog

    Well the two men took to fighting
    And when they pulled them from the floor
    Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
    With a couple of pieces gone

    And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
    The baddest man in the whole damn town
    Badder than old King Kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog

    And he's bad, bad Leroy Brown
    The baddest man in the whole damn town
    Badder than old King Kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog

    Yeah he was badder than old King Kong
    And meaner than a junkyard dog.

    I'm sorry but what is this?? :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭SteppingStone


    I was expecting a rant about homeless people hanging around begging for money or drug addicts asking for cigerettes...But a calendar club? Really!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,657 ✭✭✭Doctor Jimbob


    codrulz wrote: »
    I'm sorry but what is this?? :confused:

    A song.


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭codrulz


    I was expecting a rant about homeless people hanging around begging for money or drug addicts asking for cigerettes...But a calendar club? Really!!

    honestly didn't see any when I was up there last!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 144 ✭✭nowayjosie


    codrulz wrote: »
    I'm sorry but what is this?? :confused:

    This codrulz was my reply to aquaman is that ok???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    aquaman wrote: »
    as bad as bad bad Leroy Brown, the baddest man in town

    Badder than the deep blue sea, Badder than you and me..

    Niggaz coming thru the trees like a salamander
    biting but im biting you back like a black panther

    The style im amp and there **** my name
    who a be **** the game its all about the money


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    one does simply walk into grafton street


  • Registered Users Posts: 369 ✭✭codrulz


    nowayjosie wrote: »
    This codrulz was my reply to aquaman is that ok???

    NO! :mad:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 144 ✭✭nowayjosie


    codrulz wrote: »
    NO! :mad:

    Aw sorry codrulz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Country's main shopping street me hole.

    It's Dublin's main shopping so try the Dublin forum please.


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