Playing music on the bus

ihateusernames

I want to start a vigilante group that will violently assault anyone who plays dance music on loudspeaker on a mobile phone on a bus, who is with me?

PinkFly

Keep the change ya filthy animal

AboutTwoFiddy

Public transport...I can smell the poverty...

HeidiHeidi

ihateusernames wrote: »

I want to start a vigilante group that will violently assault anyone who plays dance music on loudspeaker on a mobile phone on a bus, who is with me?

Me.

Although I'm more often on the Luas - does that count?

ihateusernames

Domo230 wrote: »

It's annoying but surely in a world full of drug dealers/corrupt politicians and genocidal warlords you could think of a better target for the vigilantes.

its normally one of the drug dealers clients playing the music

micropig

Bus W@nkers:rolleyes::p

DEFTLEFTHAND

ihateusernames wrote: »

I want to start a vigilante group that will violently assault anyone who plays dance music on loudspeaker on a mobile phone on a bus, who is with me?

You've got your first recruit, when do we start our campaign of cleansing public buses of sh1te dance music enthusiasts?

Gran Hermano

Public transport - plebeian problems.

prinz

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

You've got your first recruit, when do we start our campaign of cleansing public buses of sh1te dance music enthusiasts?

Can ye start with the 4/4a?

admiralofthefleet

somebodys got to go back to rockridge and get a shitload of dimes

Dyr

ihateusernames wrote: »

I want to start a vigilante group that will violently assault anyone who plays dance music on loudspeaker on a mobile phone on a bus, who is with me?

Im in.


You can also just start countering them by playing your own music to wind them up

ihateusernames

Gran Hermano wrote: »

Public transport - plebeian problems.

considering you recently replied to a post entitled "which lather should i use" im guessing that the frustration of listening to the latest flo-rida (probably not spelt correctly) ear abuse on your way home a long days work is the least on your worries.
Where the f*ck have ye been Mr Celtic Tiger, you have been missed

hairyprincess

I often play the cello on the bus, that ok?

micropig

hairyprincess wrote: »

I often play the cello on the bus, that ok?

It depends on what tunes you play, if you stick to relaxing tunes/non-rhythmic patterns you should be ok, I think it's only tunes you can dance to that'll not be allowed:pac:

ihateusernames

hairyprincess wrote: »

I often play the cello on the bus, that ok?

thats perfect!!!!!

jimthemental

Take the phones off them, throw them into a sweaty hurling sock, swing and bash off their heads repeatedly. Or if in Limerick ignore for your own safety.

El Weirdo

ihateusernames wrote: »

I want to start a vigilante group that will violently assault anyone who plays dance music on loudspeaker on a mobile phone on a bus, who is with me?

Will this vigilante group be entirely based on the internet?

IM0

*looks around sees this isnt Ranting and Raving...procedes to go against rand without fear of ban hammer*


I think its great actualy, I say moar.

brummytom

Anyone playing music on the bus should have their phone shoved so far up their anal cavity their heartbeat will synchronise with the pounding rhythm of the god-awful noise they subject everyone too.


I hate people.

admiralofthefleet

brummytom wrote: »

Anyone playing music on the bus should have their phone shoved so far up their anal cavity their heartbeat will synchronise with the pounding rhythm of the god-awful noise they subject everyone too.


I hate people.

did she brush you off tonight?

ihateusernames

El Weirdo wrote: »

Will this vigilante group be entirely based on the internet?

yes, like ur experiences with the opposite sex

cocoshovel

also, anybody who buys cheap €10 euro earphones that hardly insulate any sound at all. ****.

Dr Dre beats fall into this category too.

Super-Rush

ihateusernames wrote: »

yes, like ur experiences with the opposite sex

What a well thought out post.

You're gonna go far.

By bus most likely.

El Weirdo

ihateusernames wrote: »

yes, like ur experiences with the opposite sex

Brilliant. I bow to your superior wit and intellect.

Forgive me, my liege.

ihateusernames

Super-Rush wrote: »

What a well thought out post.

You're gonna go far.

By bus most likely.

I use the bus to avail of the bus lanes, if i drove it would take me twice as long to get to work.
The bus makes it easier for me to get to work..........i could use my car if it would prevent me from ridicule online but id rather get to work on time

Stompbox

ihateusernames wrote: »

I want to start a vigilante group that will violently assault anyone who plays dance music on loudspeaker on a mobile phone on a bus, who is with me?

I dunno, can you swing a sack of doorknobs?

gurramok

Recently on the bus, some oulfella who was quite out of it was returning home on the 41(dubland) and throughout the journey he ruffled through a bunch of thrown away tickets on the ground floor, took what was obviously refundable tickets into his possession in a matter of must of been just 5 stops, he maybe 1.70 richer after his mission, but would you do the same for the dosh?

ihateusernames

El Weirdo wrote: »

Brilliant. I bow to your superior wit and intellect.

Forgive me, my liege.

Don't bow, just get me a bus ticket and something to drown out the dance music when it happens, ear muffs or something

Super-Rush

ihateusernames wrote: »

I use the bus to avail of the bus lanes, if i drove it would take me twice as long to get to work.
The bus makes it easier for me to get to work..........i could use my car if it would prevent me from ridicule online but id rather get to work on time

You'd get there quicker if you were a bus driver.

ihateusernames

gurramok wrote: »

Recently on the bus, some oulfella who was quite out of it was returning home on the 41(dubland) and throughout the journey he ruffled through a bunch of thrown away tickets on the ground floor, took what was obviously refundable tickets into his possession in a matter of must of been just 5 stops, he maybe 1.70 richer after his mission, but would you do the same for the dosh?

hmmm...........................not if it was payday

ihateusernames

Super-Rush wrote: »

You'd get there quicker if you were a bus driver.

would i not get there at same time?

micropig

ihateusernames wrote: »

would i not get there at same time?

No, because you're at the front of the bus:p

ihateusernames

micropig wrote: »

No, because you're at the front of the bus:p

but i know my stop and im waiting at the front, i even ring the bell

El Weirdo

ihateusernames wrote: »

but i know my stop and im waiting at the front, i even ring the bell

Man, you're good.

Definitely a keeper.

hairyprincess

Yea but you're not in front of the driver are you?

micropig

Acacia

I'm with ya, OP. Anybody playing music that's clearly audible to others , especially the kunts who just play straight from their phones, should be chucked out of the second-floor windows. While the bus is moving.

leggo

I used to hate this. Then I realised that I could listen to my own music instead, bought a good set of earphones, and my life has been an absolute hoot ever since.

LincolnsBeard

You want to but more than likely you will just sit there silently pretending that you are oblivious to the sound of their ****ty music, refusing to confront them because they are 15 and from the streetz.

Lone Stone

I always remember this one time getting the 17A in dublin, This little troll like teen aged girl was waiting at the bus stop and she was on the phone to her friend talking about how some one asked her to put head phones on or turn it off and she was like " IF YE'RRR DARRUNT LARK ET YE CARRNN LURRMPP IT RIGHT" .

Cracks me up every time.

IM0

leggo wrote: »

I used to hate this. Then I realised that I could listen to my own music instead, bought a good set of earphones, and my life has been an absolute hoot ever since.

Im picturing a 50 something female who think ipads are the new dropping the hand :P

Simi

It's just the latest in a long line of different techiques the urban riffraff have employed to draw attention to, and attempt to get people to acknoledge, their meaningless existance.

Buy your own headphones & ignore them like everyone else. Eventually they'll realise it's not working & invent a new way of seeking attention. Perhaps walking up and down the bus cutting themselves...

mikemac1

Get a better job OP or ask the boss for more money

Buses are for poor people

holystungun9

I punch them in time to the music. (the Drum and Bass, and Dubstep guys throw my rhythm a bit but I soon catch it again).

Gummy Panda

They're not as bad as junkies rapping

BUNCHA' RATS!!