One Direction in chlymydia scare caused by a Koala bear

Lisha

http://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/896847-one-direction-in-chlamydia-scare-after-handling-koalas-down-under

Is this the most inventive/original way of saying it was not sleeping around that caused the STI ever ???

Biggins

Seriously - One Direction?
Dire stuff!

TeddyTedson

Hope the farmer lad from the country is ok.

admiralofthefleet

OMG!!!!!!!!

TeddyTedson

Biggins wrote: »

Seriously - One Direction?
Dire stuff!

There old stuff was actually decent.

Peetrik

You have to come up with some excuse...

Biggins

TeddyTedson wrote: »

There old stuff was actually decent.

:pac:

Old?

You mean last months?
I hear they are writing their biography already!

Seriously! :pac:

You couldn't make this schite up - well unless your Simon Cowell! :pac:

Kylo Ren

Good job Koala Bear.

My name is URL

Are they visiting Alaska any time soon? The bears there could be doing with some hugs.

TeddyTedson

Biggins wrote: »

:pac:

Old?

You mean last months?
I hear they are writing their biography already!

Seriously! :pac:

You couldn't make this schite up - well unless your Simon Cowell! :pac:

It's still every males dream to be in a boy band though

opinion guy

This is the Ryanair school of Advertising at work - there is no such thing as bad publicity.
Bull**** story is bull****. If they were really actually worried they'd go to a doctor and get a course of antibiotics instead of talking to journalists I'd imagine.

micropig

They shouldn't of been handling Koala bears down under:eek:

sunflower27

I say fair play to them. If I was a teenage lad, I could think of nothing better than being flown all around the world firstclass and have adoring fans literally throwing themselves at me.

Bet that irish lad can't believe his luck

Biggins

TeddyTedson wrote: »

It's still every males dream to be in a boy band though

I didn't.
I wanted to be a truck driver or an astronaut.
Yes, when i was young, I was twice the disillusioned plonker I still am now!

Gummy Panda

Never trust anything that sleeps in a tree

opinion guy

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Never trust anything that sleeps in a tree

Typical Panda bigotry :rolleyes:

TeddyTedson

Will you heading up to space with Virgin so?

sunflower27

Biggins wrote: »

I didn't.
I wanted to be a truck drive or an astronought.
Yes, when i was young, I was twice the disillusioned plonker I still am now!

Maybe you wanted to be a truck driver as a seven-year-old, but at 19? Really?

cml387

I just want to point out that a koala is not a bear,it's a marsupial.

I feel AH should know this.

As for who One Direction are,I have no idea.

sunflower27

opinion guy wrote: »

Typical Panda bigotry :rolleyes:

That was a good one

LH Pathe

TeddyTedson wrote: »

It's still every males dream to be in a boy band though

need I reiterate that boybands only came on the scene once scangers had?! and instances of ghey spiked, in the wake of

seems gheys want what scangers wanna be, eh

galwayrush

opinion guy wrote: »

Typical Panda bigotry :rolleyes:

Pandas are always going to piss off someone, they are both Black and White, Asian and Veggies...

TeddyTedson

LH Pathe wrote: »

need I reiterate that boybands only came on the scene once scangers had?! and instances of ghey spiked, in the wake of

seems gheys want what scangers wanna be, eh

You're braking my mind with that post.

Does not compute

cml387

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You're braking my mind with that post.

Does not compute

That's what seven and a half beers can do Teddy.

LH Pathe

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You're braking my mind with that post.

Does not compute

then let me break it down...

scangers > boybands > gheyness. Correlation. Silky arse bandits

if one directions stylists didn't dress em in 60s beach boy shtick, they'd be dressing emselves.. in sportswear

Biggins

sunflower27 wrote: »

Maybe you wanted to be a truck driver as a seven-year-old, but at 19? Really?

I'm still a kid at heart!

St.Spodo

TeddyTedson wrote: »

It's still every males dream to be in a boy band though

Fúck that, every male wants to be a rockstar.

Biggins

St.Spodo wrote: »

Fúck that, every male wants to be a rockstar.

Igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic?

Gummy Panda

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Biggins wrote: »

:pac:

Old?

You mean last months?
I hear they are writing their biography already!

Seriously! :pac:

You couldn't make this schite up - well unless your Simon Cowell! :pac:

It's still every males dream to be in a boy band though

Not mine.

Midlife Crashes

Love that in the US media there is a rumour that two of the members are in a "romantic relationship" and now two of the members have chlamydia.

kowloon

Biggins wrote: »

Igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic?

I'd hop in my truck and get out of here before the mob arrive with burning torches.

LH Pathe

Seems everyone wants to be a rockstar these days.. hence all the rapers n slutwavers

boybands were originally an avenue for ravers to demonstrate vocals their form of disco did not permit, until every type of electronic anti-music blip n bloop n rap n wubwubwub eventually had their inevitable big love-in and copulated

galwayrush

Biggins wrote: »

Igneous, sedimentary or metamorphic?

opinion guy

This thread has everything - popstars, biggotted pandas, promiscuous koalas, some guy who noone can understand and Biggins.

Awesome

LH Pathe

What happened to music, apart from getting played out every avenue having been explored is.. basically the most hardcore music was made in the eighties. So all these kids, fir the first time in history facing the prospect of their parents being cooler than em, said, hardcore, hardcore.. you want hardcore?!!

So now youth 'music' is predominantly essentially and, yes, aggressively, about hardcore sex. the 'puter music they produce music itself is fluffy as fùck n you've probably heard it all before in the nineties anyhow, but they is hardcore see

opinion guy, wasnt it you who paid €80k for the mullingar member's piece of used toast?!