Flu virus

noddyflavin

Is it true that every flu virus is a different strain so therefore there's no way pharmaceutical companies can successfully offer a general vaccine that offers 100% immunisation. So therefore are vaccines a bunch of BS. And I've been told that said pharmaceutical companies might actually be testing new drugs on the unsuspecting population, like them kids after developing narcolepsy...

MickySticks

Conspiracy Theories

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Fart

Flat 7-up.

You saw it here first, folks.

Trash Ninja

Me and the missus broke up 3 months ago. 3 friends of mine suffered the same complaint. I call it bird flew.

Um, yeh. That's why it's an annual vaccine....

Mr.Biscuits

noddyflavin wrote: »

Is it true that every flu virus is a different strain so therefore there's no way pharmaceutical companies can successfully offer a general vaccine that offers 100% immunisation.

Don't think they claim that anyway.

noddyflavin wrote: »

So therefore are vaccines a bunch of BS. And I've been told that said pharmaceutical companies might actually be testing new drugs on the unsuspecting population, like them kids after developing narcolepsy...

Yup, and if you ever eat a Wham Bar - you were in effect a guinea pig for psychotropic blood-brain barrier penetration experimentation.

Fart

Mr.Biscuits wrote: »

Don't think they claim that anyway.



Yup, and if you ever eat a Wham Bar - you were in effect a guinea pig for psychotropic blood-brain barrier penetration experimentation.

Have I ever told you that when I was a kid, I bit into a Desperate Dan bar and it managed to dislodge a tooth.

Good times.

Shoelaces

Have i ever told you im very fond of onions

noddyflavin

noddyflavin wrote: »

Is it true that every flu virus is a different strain so therefore there's no way pharmaceutical companies can successfully offer a general vaccine that offers 100% immunisation. So therefore are vaccines a bunch of BS. And I've been told that said pharmaceutical companies might actually be testing new drugs on the unsuspecting population, like them kids after developing narcolepsy...

Please, tell us more of your fascinating insights into molecular immunology.

noddyflavin

I preferred Time Bars h'actually...

Doc Ruby

noddyflavin wrote: »

And I've been told that said pharmaceutical companies might actually be testing new drugs on the unsuspecting population, like them kids after developing narcolepsy...

No, but they do grow vaccines inside of eggs.

Mr.Biscuits

Fart wrote: »

Have I ever told you that when I was a kid, I bit into a Desperate Dan bar and it managed to dislodge a tooth.

Yeah, you always tell me that sure - especially when drunk.

Local-womanizer

I never get the vaccine, and I haven't got the flu in about 3 years, before that I can't remember when I last had it.

I find eating healthy and having a good sleep pattern is the best prevention to most stuff.

And Flat 7-Up, it's healing powers are magical. Every time I watch Ray Mears and he is in some jungle searching for a natural herbal medicine I always imagine him digging up the roots of a rare tropical plant to find a bottle of flat 7-up.

44leto

This is how Aids started, from junkies sharing flu vaccine.

Trash Ninja

44leto wrote: »

This is how Aids started, from junkies sharing flu vaccine.

Ah come on ffs! We all know aids was started by sexy monkeys.

44leto

What happened to that Flu that was going to kill us all, kill us all I tell you.

In truth, it hasn't really went away and is still lurking.

The Flu virus is evolution in action so it is hard to get a single vaccine for this ever changing virus. But they are getting there.

But they will never cure the manflu, the real scourge of us men-folk, perhaps all that nasty pathogen needs is sympathetic, more understanding and less heartless women, so it is hopeless.

bfocusd

For treatment of cold and flu, we sell all the cr@p 'pain relief' rubbish, in Italy the cold medications are amazing, one in particular does make you quite drowsy, but after about 4-6 hours sleep you wake feeling brilliant, and yes it's got the same effect when you've a cold in Ireland, it's not just nice weather clearing it.

In regards to flu, I would never take a vaccine, it's never known the full effect it has on people until years later, like the children who were born with deformed limbs over another vaccine in the mothers system.

Trash Ninja

44leto wrote: »

But they will never cure the manflu,

Shhhhh, ffs. Do not not speak of the illness that shall not be named lest you infect us all. These are dark times, dark times indeed.