Boring things you think are amazing

hal9000

took up sailing recently, and its amazing how quickly you can feel isolated and vulnerable so fast on the sea, even though you can see the shore only mile or 2 away

opinion guy

LH Pathe wrote: »

this.. point in my life, ive come to. where all the things I previously deemed boring are now amazing?

Worth waiting for. Crank that crystal swing up baby..

Man what ARE you on ? I haven't understood a single one of your posts for the last 48 hours !

delaad

Anything I think is amazing, simply could not be boring!!!

LH Pathe

opinion guy wrote: »

Man what ARE you on ? I haven't understood a single one of your posts for the last 48 hours !

i am blissed out on the boring stuff. crystal swing is like liquid heroin to me, right now

opinion guy

LH Pathe wrote: »

i am blissed out on the boring stuff. crystal swing is like liquid heroin to me, right now

:rolleyes:

LH Pathe

let us rise from our val doonican stools in time, now.


*slump*

Jammy Donut

LH Pathe wrote: »

let us rise from our val doonican stools in time, now.


*slump*

Yeah let's all do that........
Hey remember that time, I lent you €50? Any chance of that back?
Ah you remember the time when you got badly stuck and I lent it to ya and you gave me a big kiss (And made me promise to tell no-one we used tongue)

LH Pathe

Jammy Donut wrote: »

Hey remember that time, I lent you €50? Any chance of that back?
Ah you remember the time when you got badly stuck and I lent it to ya and you gave me a big kiss (And made me promise to tell no-one we used tongue)

that wasn't a lend that was payment. I lent you me lad that nite...


were always the insensitive type.

LH Pathe

you really don't recall? boring as it was for me, you seemed to think it was "amazeballs" .. lol. you were left with the jammiest hole in ur donut

The Davestator

I could watch swallows fly all day (and have).

Also, text messages. I can type words onto my phone and someone can be reading those words in Australia 2 seconds later??????

44leto

The exponential increase of computer power especially in the last 20 years. In 1985 Hitachi put a 64k bit processor on the market, it even got on tomorrows world, everyone thought the Japanese were usurping the Americans at chip design.

But then the kilobytes quickly went megabytes to the now terabytes in the space of 20 years and to spite Moores law which is meant to limit the speed of computer power, they are getting around that and the increase in computer power is not slowing.

And all because the insatiable human lust for quicker porno.

Davyhal

Oh, dreaming fascinates me too.... You fall asleep, and in your dream you live an entire day/week/month, have an amazing adventure with detailed conversations and revelations, travel long distances, build up relationships just to be betrayed... Then you wake up just to find that you were only asleep for like 10 minutes!

44leto

Cars and the efficiency of the energy conversion. In my car for 40 litres of fuel, in area that is roughly the size of your average cylinder in a washing machine, that fuel somehow manages to propel a 2 to 4 ton vehicle for 500 to 600 miles at average speeds from 40 to 60 miles per hour.

Petrol and diesel are amazing substances they have more explosive power then TNT, they are the 20th and 21th century, they transports us, heats us, fly's us, lights us even feeds us, its as if everyone of us was born with a private team of horses on the gallop. They enhance our lives and without them life would be dearth and pure grind.

Thank god for them and they are worth going to war over.

psychward

Boring --- RTE and the Late Late Show

Amazing -- That the general citizenry still puts up with being mugged to pay for Tubridy and the salaries of all those wankers at RTE

pickarooney

Micro SD cards are a pinnacle of human achievement. I could fit 100,000 copies of the bible on this thing the size of my fingernail.

emzolita

plate tectonics, and geo-pyshics. plate boundaries, volcanoes, earthquakes, tsunamis mountain formations etc. I also had a poster of a volcano not Boyzone on my bedroom wall as a teen lol.

sheesh

land rover defenders!

44leto

This I learned this morning

Marilyn Munroe had an IQ of 168, that would give her a higher test score then Einstein:eek:

Realtine

Coldplay.

I love Coldplay - I just don't understand people who describe them as boring.

michellie

Typing, I just love the sound of those clicks.

44leto

Sky Atlantic has a new series Smash a lot of adults have the guilty secret of loving Glee (not one of them) so some bright spark thought why not make a glee with tits in it.

So Smash its amazing it oozes with expense and money and it references all the musicals we all know and have seen. I was watching ep 2 this morning and I didn't want it to end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtWTAN7ykcw

DesperateDan

pickarooney wrote: »

Micro SD cards are a pinnacle of human achievement. I could fit 100,000 copies of the bible on this thing the size of my fingernail.

Thats a lot of bibles, think I'd rather have porn

Gotya

Breathing . Boring but ****ing amazing ...

herisson

for some reason i find photocopying things very theraputic

ringadingding

Wireless downloading, I can't get physical dvd/vhs out of my head, therefore it amazes me that I can wirelessly download a movie to my laptop, then wirelessly transfer to my media player, then watch it on the tele.

entropi

MrStuffins wrote: »

Colour Catchers! You mean to tell me you can catch all the colour before it runs into my clothes?

If a Colour Catcher was a person i would be burned at the stake for witchcraft!

Or be a member of a pretty racist organisation:pac:


Listening to rain failling on the roof, or against the windows, so relaxing!