Lifeguard edenderry swimming pool summer 06

Phil_1994 · 25-04-2012 10:41pm #1

Back in summer 2006 i went to edenderry swimming pool almost everyday just to see the girl lifeguard, She had the hottest strangest ass i have ever seen, I used to have a big hard on in pool all the time while looking at her sexy ass. Does anybody know where is she now ?

GodlikeRed · 25-04-2012 10:42pm

She died Phil , she died.

Swampy · 25-04-2012 10:43pm

Hard on in a pool full of kids presumably? Not cool Phil. Not cool.

Superbus · 25-04-2012 10:45pm

When you were 11/12 I presume? Fine then.

Hande hoche! · 25-04-2012 10:45pm

Don't you see Phil? You are the lifeguard.

The King of Moo · 25-04-2012 10:46pm

Has anyone seen my keys?

randylonghorn · 25-04-2012 10:49pm

Phil_1994 wrote: »

Back in summer 2006 i went to edenderry swimming pool almost everyday just to see the girl lifeguard, She had the hottest strangest ass i have ever seen, I used to have a big hard on in pool all the time while looking at her sexy ass. Does anybody know where is she now ?

Phil, all the lifeguards in Edenderry in 2006 were male.

Which might explain this: "hottest strangest ass".

There may also be things you need to admit to yourself ...

admiralofthefleet · 25-04-2012 10:50pm

whats a strange arse?

FatherLen · 25-04-2012 10:51pm

she had a penis phil, you're sick!

Scuid Mhór · 25-04-2012 10:52pm

i hope to god you find her and relay your adventures trying to get with her in this thread, just to prove those haters wrong

MungBean · 25-04-2012 10:53pm

The King of Moo wrote: »

Has anyone seen my keys?

Think Phil took em and headed off mumbling something about a lifeguard and how he was gonna get him some of that hot strange ass. Took your chloroform and rope too. Probably gone to the cinema.

Duiske · 25-04-2012 10:53pm

Stop looking Phil, and remember her as she was. She did not age very well.

Cianos · 25-04-2012 10:54pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr5lHZQz-Z4

The King of Moo · 25-04-2012 10:55pm

MungBean wrote: »

Think Phil took em and headed off mumbling something about a lifeguard and how he was gonna get him some of that hot strange ass. Took your chloroform and rope too. Probably gone to the cinema.

*cancels weekend plans*

*packs O'Neill's togs and heads to Edenderry*

cocoshovel · 25-04-2012 10:56pm

Go back to bed, Phil.

Bipolar Joe · 25-04-2012 10:59pm

Please don't lock this thread, we must know whether or not the guard really was a dude or not and what they are now up to.

Pottler · 25-04-2012 11:04pm

Considering it's Edenderry we're talking about, and you mention worker and good looking in the one sentence, she must have been a European bird. In which case she is engaged/going with a big muscular European lad and would p1ss herself laughing (in that peculiar sexy/icy way that European girls have) if you so much as proposed a cup of coffee. Unless you are loaded, in which case, go getter. Loaded trumps muscly.:)

Phil_1994 · 26-04-2012 12:02am

Yes i was 12 at the time.

Hanley · 26-04-2012 12:05am

Phil's now legal. Time to start chasing tail

The King of Moo · 26-04-2012 12:08am

Phil_1994 wrote: »

Back in summer 2006 i went to edenderry swimming pool almost everyday just to see the girl lifeguard, She had the hottest strangest ass i have ever seen, I used to have a big hard on in pool all the time while looking at her sexy ass. Does anybody know where is she now ?

Phil_1994 wrote: »

Yes i was 12 at the time.

I've finally cracked the code in your username. So it's not just a random series of numbers...

Millicent · 26-04-2012 12:50am

Pottler wrote: »

Considering it's Edenderry we're talking about, and you mention worker and good looking in the one sentence, she must have been a European bird.

You know Ireland's in Europe, right? :P

micropig · 26-04-2012 12:54am

Phil_1994 wrote: »

Back in summer 2006 i went to edenderry swimming pool almost everyday just to see the girl lifeguard, She had the hottest strangest ass i have ever seen, I used to have a big hard on in pool all the time while looking at her sexy ass. Does anybody know where is she now ?

Hi Phil, how are you? Have you still got the big hairy arse?

micropig · 26-04-2012 12:55am

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Please don't lock this thread, we must know whether or not the guard really was a dude or not and what they are now up to.

Yes I'm a dude now, I was a girl then

/thread

phill106 · 26-04-2012 1:10am

06? I was pre-op then. Now I am all man!
Did you want to say something to me sweety?

Capt'n Midnight · 26-04-2012 1:26am

GodlikeRed wrote: »

She died Phil , she died.

'She didn't die she got fat.'

'yeah, but I prefer to think of her as dead'

Best as I can remember from an old B&W film

Jammy Donut · 26-04-2012 1:39am

Ja ever slap the monkey in the pool?

If ya did, ju mind me asking what's it like cumming underwater?
Tingling sensation in your balls? Or does it fell like a normal pull on dry land

WoollyRedHat · 26-04-2012 2:35am

She went on to bigger and better things....

The sea

Knex* · 26-04-2012 4:26am

Ye're all sick perverts for thinking of a 12 year old kid with a hard on. Sick I tells ya!

Pdfile · 26-04-2012 4:59am

Knex. wrote: »

Ye're all sick perverts for thinking of a 12 year old kid with a hard on. Sick I tells ya!

he mentioned his willy, if you think about his willy, you're choice no mine...

Guill · 26-04-2012 5:09am

Anyone else read the title as 'Legendary swimming pool '06)?

fortwilliam · 26-04-2012 6:23am

Did you do a sex-wee in the pool ?

danniemcq · 26-04-2012 7:59am

any pics op?

you know from back then, i'm sure we could photoshop the image to make her look 6 years older.

Then once thats done we can reverse image search on google and tineye and see what pops up.

That or ring the Swimming Pool and say you are a journalist doing a story on life 6 years ago in the area/a kid that is now aiming for olympics and ask if they happened to have a list of employees from 06 as it would be great to get a backstory from them