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  • 26-04-2012 9:52am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭


    China's first ever black Olympian has been selected for London 2012.

    Ash Lee Yung has already been installed as one of the bookies favourites for the diving.
    ________________________

    Barman says to Paddy "Your glass is empty, fancy another one?"

    Looking puzzled Paddy says "Why the feck would l want two empty glasses?"
    ________________________


    I pulled a bird the other night and took her back to my house.

    As I laid back on the bed, she slowly unbuttoned my jeans and said,

    "Fancy a blow job?"

    I said, "Of course, but I must warn you, the last girl gagged on my cock."

    "Big is it?" she giggled. .... I said, "No, I never wash it.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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