How do you like your eggs?

supernova84

Boiled or fried I'm satisfied as long as I get my kiss. How do you like yours?

shopaholic01

Unfertilised

mfceiling

At Easter...

Satts

Over easy .

stupidusername

Dead

Pherekydes

Two fried eggs on a plate.

smash

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Unfertilised

Cum on your face then.

But seriously. Poached with a runny centre

44leto

Fried sprinkle with parmeson cheese and Tabasco sauce, it just works.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Sunny side up.

Riddle101

Depends, I like a fried egg with my fry ups, a boiled egg with my cereal, and a scrambled egg for tea sometimes.

Dupont

with another one

44leto

In the sponge of a black forest gateau.

admiralofthefleet

poached - the superior way to have eggs

Cheeky_gal

Poached with a sprinkle of black pepper and parsley. Not a big fan of the yolk

Jammy Donut

Cooked..... Don't ****ing ask me about sunny side, hard boiled, runny etc...


Just cook my ****ing eggs and put them on a plate!

Jimoslimos

Medium-boiled (slightly runny, slightly hard)
or scrambled with drop of milk, some butter and black pepper

Battered Mars Bar

Poached runny yolk over salmon or something

TeddyTedson

Shaken, not stirred.

IM0

shallow fried

shopaholic01

smash wrote: »

Cum on your face then.

But seriously. Poached with a runny centre

My, aren't you charming?:D



get your coat

Thrill

Scrambled

kylith

Any way. I love eggs.

A soft boiled duck egg is one of the best things in the world. Especially with a knob of butter.

Xivilai

These responses are eggs-cruciating

prinz

Raw, in a pint glass. With steak.



In reality, cooked. Anyway at all, boiled, fried, poached, scrambled, omelette....

TeddyTedson

Xivilai wrote: »

These responses are eggs-cruciating

Well eggscuse me:p

LH Pathe

I like em best disguised as a cake, or something.

Saying.. I like em, but I don't like em. I don't eat em, but I eat em

Simon Adebisi

Bounced off a pikey's head.

Or scrambled.

Xivilai

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Well eggscuse me:p

Sorry sir, but you're only eggs-ass-erbating the problem :mad:

Uriel.

Poached generally but mostly in omelette style with bacon pieces, mushrooms and onions and a sprinkle of pepper, mixed herbs and sometimes when I feel really daring some jalapeños. But I usy regret that later in the day/evening

jupiterjack

omg i could never eat an egg, the only food i will not try..

leggo

Xivilai wrote: »

Sorry sir, but you're only eggs-ass-erbating the problem :mad:

Alright lads, calm down. I think all of the bad puns have been well eggsausted at this stage.

mackg

Eggs Benedict ftw

TeddyTedson

Xivilai wrote: »

Sorry sir, but you're only eggs-ass-erbating the problem :mad:

You're not eggsactly helping either.
But my brain is completely fried at the moment.

poppyvally

Two hard fried eggs (omelette style)made into sandwiches with a bit of fried onion & finished off with a dollop of YR sauce.

The Princess Bride

poached egg on wholemeal toast with Ballymaloe relish.

wilson10

Take a slice of Tesco tiger bread, tear a hole in the middle, throw on the pan, crack your egg in the middle and fry both sides in a little olive oil.

Deelish!

Doc Ruby

Its hard to go wrong with eggs, but my weakness is for egg mayo sangidges.

SunnyDub1

boiled, scrambled, poached, fried... I love eggs.. Have them every morning

FatherLen

omelette or french toast. i wont eat any other kind of eggs.

Chuck Stone

We were ordering breakfast in a B&B as kids and the woman was coming around asking what we wanted.

The breakfast lady said to each of us 'boiled, scrambled or fried'? for the eggs. My younger brother, when asked, replied 'boiled scrambled' please. He was hearing two choices 'boiled-scrambled' or 'fried'.

It was funny at the time.



Leave me alone.

poppyvally

Chuck Stone wrote: »

We were ordering breakfast in a B&B as kids and the woman was coming around asking what we wanted.

The breakfast lady said to each of us 'boiled, scrambled or fried'? for the eggs. My younger brother, when asked, replied 'boiled scrambled' please. He was hearing two choices 'boiled-scrambled' or 'fried'.

It was funny at the time.



Leave me alone.

get yer coat....Out!

starbelgrade

Fried, scrambled, boiled, poached, omellete, frittata, eggy bread...

Any way you make em, eggs are fucking delicious.

zenno

They are mad for fried eggs here every day and everytime i come in I always keep saying who farted. Why do eggs smell like a fart please educate me on why this is the case.

The ole egg is a fascinating foodstuff as it smells farty but tastes delicious, definitely a peculiar combination of effects the ol egg has.

poppyvally

zenno wrote: »

They are mad for fried eggs here every day and everytime i come in I always keep saying who farted. Why do eggs smell like a fart please educate me on why this is the case.

The ole egg is a fascinating foodstuff as it smells farty but tastes delicious, definitely a peculiar combination of effects the ol egg has.

Anything with a high protein content will cause methane, thus the farty smell

Memory Of 98

I like mine runny.

Bear Grylls likes his with the shells and half developed baby chicks inside.

Dudess

Poached. I'm a bit f'ucking posh like. A bit runny though.

Pride Fighter

I like to cook some soup, poach an egg in it, then have it with a pork pie sausage roll.

CrazyRabbit

Incubated, born, raised, killed, plucked, gutted & cooked with a nice honey glaze.

Yeah Yeah Yeah

On my neighbours car.

crfcaio

Sucked or licked by a female.

In all seriousness, just the classic scrambled eggs. It's simple and delicious.

Gummy Panda

Spray dried to create a soluble powder then blend with whey and milk protein