Locked out of my house

justified

Locked out of my house parents not answering, friends not answering its raining where can I sleep?!

super_furry

In a ditch?

Lapin

Perhaps your parents are busy.

Find a handy brick and aim for their window.

They mightn't let you in, but at least it will but a stop to their shenanagins.

Millicent

Shed?

The Sweeper

Sounds more like you're locked out of your tree tbh...

Akarinn

Have you tried ringing the door bell...? O.o

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

Your locked out of your house, its raining, its nearly 3am and you whip out your phone to post on AH?!
Hope you don't get locked out of this thread too :pac:

micropig

Have you tried you key, it just might work :P

Senna

You obviously have an internet connection, so send your parents an email to request door to be opened.

stupidusername

Find the nearest homeless shelter.they'll tell you what to do

AlmightyCushion

You asked in exactly the right place. I watched the Bear Grylls episode where he went to Ireland. You should get naked then kill a sheep, turn it inside out and use it like a sleeping bag.

fasttalkerchat

Hotel room would probably be cheaper than breaking a window.

MadsL

Credit card on Yale lock, works a charm.

Dunny

Just put your foot through the door. No need to break windows like.

If that doesnt work, drink your own piss.

StupidLikeAFox

Senna wrote: »

You obviously have an internet connection, so send your parents an email to request door to be opened.

The parents arent gonna stop riding to check their emails!

policarp

justified wrote: »

Locked out of my house parents not answering, friends not answering its raining where can I sleep?!

Under a bridge. . .

humbert

Haha, you live with your parents and don't have a key.

fasttalkerchat

Post on facebook that you're off on holidays. Wait from someone to do the breaking in for you.

3rdDegree

stupidusername wrote: »

Find the nearest homeless shelter.they'll tell you what to do

Don't! You'll b sexually abused! I saw it in Primetime!

stupidusername

3rdDegree wrote: »

Don't! You'll b sexually abused! I saw it in Primetime!

:eek: by miriam?

Dunny

3rdDegree wrote: »

Don't! You'll b sexually abused! I saw it in Primetime!

stupidusername wrote: »

:eek: by miriam?

I am also now locked out. Where can I find miri...this homeless place??

justified

Found a person in college I can sleep on the floor of you're replies we're very helpful knew I could trust AH

fasttalkerchat

justified wrote: »

Found a person in college I can sleep on the floor of you're replies we're very helpful knew I could trust AH

N'o proble'm

LH Pathe

I reckon I could have got through a window if my head fit.. from there I could have raided the fridge, cracked open a capri sun and thought about letting you in

Lapin

justified wrote: »

Found a person in college I can sleep on the floor of you're replies we're very helpful knew I could trust AH

Any time.

Happy to help.

Tea_Bag

I might have a better solution. are you hot and a lady?

kingdavid

buy
a tent or a wigwam underground dig out... lol start diggin up the garden i think they will soon let you back in the house,,,,,,

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

If i was your folks and you strolled back to the house the next day with your soft sheepish gimp head on ye, and said you couldn't get in, id be so embarrassed to call you one of my own that id banish you forever anyway...

IM0

stupidusername wrote: »

:eek: by miriam?

she can sexually abuse me anyday :P

IM0

jar_of_coins wrote: »

If i was your folks and you strolled back to the house the next day with your soft sheepish gimp head on ye, and said you couldn't get in, id be so embarrassed to call you one of my own that id banish you forever anyway...

and would that be before or after you remembered you didnt give him a key

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

He never actually mentioned whether or not he owns a key. Id just presumed he forgot it.

justified

jar_of_coins wrote: »

He never actually mentioned whether or not he owns a key. Id just presumed he forgot it.

I'm a girl and do indeed own house keys unfortunately they were on the wrong side of the locked front door! rang the house phone about 20 times but my parents don't love me enough to wake up texted pretty much my entire phone book until someone was awake genuinely thought I was going to have to sleep in my wheely bin haha i owe my friend a pint

UglyBolloxFace

micropig wrote: »

Have you tried you key, it just might work :P

Try yo key, try yo wife, coz they rapin' e'rbody up in here!

Ghost Train

Some movie inspired ideas:

climb through the dog flap

pick the lock

use a credit card to jimmy the lock open

kick the door in

UglyBolloxFace

justified wrote: »

I'm a girl and do indeed own house keys unfortunately they were on the wrong side of the locked front door! rang the house phone about 20 times but my parents don't love me enough to wake up texted pretty much my entire phone book until someone was awake genuinely thought I was going to have to sleep in my wheely bin haha i owe my friend a pint

Correction - my owe your friend a blowjob. Any man that gets out of bed in a situation like this is a worthy recipient.

justified

Correction - my owe your friend a blowjob. Any man that gets out of bed in a situation like this is a worthy recipient.

Interested by your use of 'my' you seem to feel quite enthusiastic about doing this yourself! And as much as I hate to admit you do make a valid point

Abi

justified wrote: »

Locked out of my house parents not answering, friends not answering its raining where can I sleep?!

At twenty to three you coming banging on your parents door to be let in? I'd fcuking leave you out there myself.

UglyBolloxFace

justified wrote: »

Interested by your use of 'my' you seem to feel quite enthusiastic about doing this yourself! And as much as I hate to admit you do make a valid point

I accidentally an 'a' between 'm' and 'y'.

justified

In fairness it was only half 1 when I arrived home AH was one of my last resorts for some bear grylls advice but you make a valid point, you'd get on great with my parents !

justified

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

justified wrote: »

Interested by your use of 'my' you seem to feel quite enthusiastic about doing this yourself! And as much as I hate to admit you do make a valid point

I accidentally an 'a' between 'm' and 'y'.

Guessed as much !

Mint Sauce

Whats with all the Boardsies losing their keys today?

Abi

justified wrote:

but you make a valid point, you'd get on great with my parents !

Do you mean me? =/

Way I see it is when you're a baby they would have had their fair share of sleepless nights, I don't see why they should put up with it with you in your late teens or early twenties (which I assume you are). Take some responsibility and bring a key with you, or get your own place to lock yourself out of.

JupiterKid

Agree with Abi on this. OP you're an adult now, I presume there's no curfew in effect at your parent's house so time to be a grown up and take responsibility - which you sort of did by crashing at a mate's place.

Next time it happens (and there will be a next time, trust me) have that friend's number on speed dial or alternatively you could try to climb down the chimney like a woman doctor recipient of the Darwin Award did in the States.

Lapin

justified wrote: »

I'm a girl and do indeed own house keys unfortunately they were on the wrong side of the locked front door! rang the house phone about 20 times but my parents don't love me enough to wake up texted pretty much my entire phone book until someone was awake genuinely thought I was going to have to sleep in my wheely bin haha i owe my friend a pint

Not the best plan in the world.

A brick through the window would have been better than this.

fasttalkerchat

Where are my keys?