lost me keys

kingdavid

well i
was going on holiday,a few weeks ago booked eveything out i went with me little dog walkie,and walkin back home discovered.......i lost me keys to get back in the house ,:)

IM0

and ?

Guill

Wow, that's heavy, I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Pdfile

i lost my virginity in some fat mott when i was barely a teenager....

MidnightQueen

Someone was out drinking while walking their dog. :rolleyes: I think what he really meant was, he lost his marbles.

Dunny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-QPDj91OpM

Lapin

Here OP,



Have mine.

Ghandee

Mint Sauce

Going on hoilday?

No recession in your house OP.

tallus

They are probably in the last place you left them

Bruthal

Pdfile wrote: »

i lost my virginity in some fat mott when i was barely a teenager....

When she was barely a teenager you mean

telekon

I found a 5 euro note yesterday.

Abi

Lost my keys thread, and a locked out thread. Boards deals should be scouting for business from locksmiths.

yupya1

I went to the shop and bought some milk

davet82

it would be ironic if this 'lost my keys' thread got locked

Battered Mars Bar

I don't care about your life, your boring mundane life

Lapin

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I don't care about your life, your boring mundane life

Is that why you read the post ?

Battered Mars Bar

Lapin wrote: »

Is that why you read the post ?

Well I had to establish what the post was about? The title is very vague.

Thrill

I just farted.

Jaysus, that's a bad one. Phew. Cough.

pebbles21

I know a squirrel who lost his keys in the pub and when he got home he was locked out of his tree

Catxscotch

LOUD NOISES.

kfallon

Don't worry I'm sure it's ok cos if the OP is the kind of fella who locks himself out of the house he is also, probably, the kind of fella who leaves all the windows and back door open when he goes out so problem solved!

My name is URL

St. Anthony has them hid in his pants.. the thieving bastard.

44leto

A day in the life of a boardsie, I am always losing my keys, phone, book I am reading, money, I am just one of those scatter brain types.

It does my head in

where me keys, where me phone, where me keys, where me phone!

kfallon

bluewolf wrote: »

where me keys, where me phone, where me keys, where me phone!

Sunday morning syndrome after a heavy session???

kfallon

kfallon wrote: »

Sunday morning syndrome after a heavy session???

I'm embarrassed to admit I'm quoting an episode of britain's got talent

kfallon

bluewolf wrote: »

I'm embarrassed to admit I'm quoting an episode of britain's got talent

Morto for ya :P

SEPT 23 1989

Where was the last place you saw them?:D

Juwwi

I was dancing in the disco and lost me jumper.

WoollyRedHat

kingdavid wrote: »

well i
was going on holiday,a few weeks ago booked eveything out i went with me little dog walkie,and walkin back home discovered.......i lost me keys to get back in the house ,:)

Wait, so the dog was called Walkie? Did you have another dog called Talkie by any chance?

power123

I lost a five euro note yesterday

Birneybau

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

44leto

Birneybau wrote: »

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

How did you get your head in a cats mouth.?

kingdavid

thank you all but ive just got up......now were did i leave me drink lol

kingdavid

no me dog is called.....luck key or on this lol occasion unluckey...

RobbingBandit

I recommend this for the OP.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RQjQvxtmK8A/TQJYAuFn1aI/AAAAAAAADaQ/tWxiXSr3Jq8/s1600/trolling-for-dummies.png

You're not still outside are you?

kfallon

Deleted User wrote: »

You're not still outside are you?

He's locked himself in now

Uriel.

When I count to ten backwards while standing on my head I usually forget where I started.

Then there was the safety deposit box. With its fancy "keys"

Pottler

Locked out. Pah. Sissy. Thats why God gave you feet. Kick the door in and report back on how it felt. I know a good lad who does door replacement btw:D

kingdavid

thank you but no joke apart
I really did lose me keys and me passport and my holiday flight arrangement were in the house...well i went to the shed and got a jimmy bar and jimmy the door open,,,,,only to find me keys were in the lining off me coat.yes the one i wore.wile out walkin the dog luckie well i was sick thank too you all
for bearing with me on this thread

kfallon

kfallon wrote: »

He's locked himself in now

Might be best for us all :P

kingdavid

Deleted User wrote: »

You're not still outside are you?

no nice and warm inside thanks....with me little dog at me feet,,,,

kingdavid

kingdavid wrote: »

no nice and warm inside thanks....with me little dog at me feet,,,,

No pussy?

kfallon

kfallon wrote: »

He's locked himself in now

kingdavid wrote: »

no nice and warm inside thanks....with me little dog at me feet,,,,

Told ya

kingdavid

Deleted User wrote: »

No pussy?

no its up stair on the bed,,,,,no walkie for the pussy,,,,,time to go up and kindly lift its off the bed lol good night all:p

Pottler

Deleted User wrote: »

No pussy?

No, he's locked out from it.

admiralofthefleet

halloween night 2007

i was in work late and decided to stay and have a few at the lock in afterwards even though i was back in at 7 that morning. i left the lights and the telly on at home because i was living at home on my own at the time. i left the pub at around half 2 am and got a taxi to raheny from harolds cross that cost €27

got to raheny and realised i had left my keys in the pub. another taxi back to harolds cross and another €27. sure ill have another couple of pints while im here. another taxi home at about 5, another 27 quid. quick shower and taxi back again to harolds cross for work at 7, another 27 quid. back on the piss again that night

crazy times

WoollyRedHat

kingdavid wrote: »

thank you but no joke apart
I really did lose me keys and me passport and my holiday flight arrangement were in the house...well i went to the shed and got a jimmy bar and jimmy the door open,,,,,only to find me keys were in the lining off me coat.yes the one i wore.wile out walkin the dog luckie well i was sick thank too you all
for bearing with me on this thread

Wait a second, one minute your dog is called Talkie, and the next it's Luckie?
You'd want to get your story straight mister, I'm on to you!

kingdavid

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Wait a second, one minute your dog is called Talkie, and the next it's Luckie?
You'd want to get your story straight mister, I'm on to you!

cassy my dogs name she 15 years old lol;)