Leaving before she wakes up

karl_m

I just want to know if anyone has done this and how they felt after it. Any shame, regret or just "got the ride, time to go".

minidazzler

Only with girlfriends who knew I had to be home by 8 am. I generally don't sleep with one night stands, I leave afterwards.

Dudess

Oh look, it's Friday evening - high-five time among the young lads who want to look cool in front of their mates.

micropig

karl_m wrote: »

I just want to know if anyone has done this and how they felt after it. Any shame, regret or just "got the ride, time to go".

Yeah, I take her wallet aswell:pac:

ardinn

No matter how bad it was or how much of a horse she looked like - You stay to get a quick one in before you go your seperate ways!

Dravokivich

Before she wakes up? Dunno bout you, but I don't put'em to sleep while I'm riding.

Unknown Soldier

karl_m wrote: »

I just want to know if anyone has done this and how they felt after it. Any shame, regret or just "got the ride, time to go".

I know a footballer who regrets it.:P

minidazzler

micropig wrote: »

Yeah, I take her wallet aswell:pac:

I have a buddy who genuinely steals their ID's (Garda Age Card, Student ID's and even Leaving Cert Results). He gave a load away when he got a girlfriend, fool he is.

Snowie

Dudess wrote: »

Oh look, it's Friday evening - high-five time among the young lads who want to look cool in front of their mates.

aww do you want a hug ?

Ronin247

Leave before she came round was always my thing.Thank God for alcohol,getting ugly men like me laid for centuries

The King of Moo

Leaving before she wakes up

Are straight wimminz allowed to post OP?

As for me, I've never left before a woman woke up. I don't really see why. If I had no interest in seeing her I could still make that clear in the morning or later without running away in the night.

And I like to get a good sleep so it'd be unusual for me to get up first.

Augmerson

Sometimes I read these threads and I really wonder about the people who make them up. What is the story with them? What is their buzz?

Fenian Army

I never leave without brekky

Loopy

It's normally a relief to wake up and find they've gone, in fairness.

/that one time it happened, I mean.

IrishAm

minidazzler wrote: »

I have a buddy who genuinely steals their ID's (Garda Age Card, Student ID's and even Leaving Cert Results). He gave a load away when he got a girlfriend, fool he is.

The foook? :eek:

Uriel.

Did it twice. Both for good reasons.

1 I had to be somewhere early next day - and I woke up pretty late and had to get out quickly and didn't have time to wake her and deal with conversation

2 girl was complete nuts and I did not want to be subjected to more of her craziness so as soon as she was fast a sleep I was outta there half dressed running out front door. Mad

micropig

minidazzler wrote: »

I have a buddy who genuinely steals their ID's (Garda Age Card, Student ID's and even Leaving Cert Results). He gave a load away when he got a girlfriend, fool he is.

You know Larry?:pac:

minidazzler

IrishAm wrote: »

The foook? :eek:

He's a bastard, his holy grail would be a passport just before someone needs it...

micropig wrote: »

You know Larry?:pac:

Killian, maybe they are related though? :pac:

WindSock

This is why I lock the door when we get home. Mah Babydaddy aint goin nowhere.

*returns to dysfunctionalizing johnnies*

IrishAm

minidazzler wrote: »

He's a bastard, his holy grail would be a passport just before someone needs it...

Dunno about age cards, student ids and leaving results but I reckon he would be prosecuted if he was found robbing a passport.

jaffacakesyum

Hate to say I probably would've done this one time. But then I remembered she had said to me on the night that she could give me a lift home in the morning. So it was worth the stay just so I didn't have to get the bus/walk

minidazzler

IrishAm wrote: »

Dunno about age cards, student ids and leaving results but I reckon he would be prosecuted if he was found robbing a passport.

That's a pretty big if, he gets away with everything :pac:

stupidusername

If he left before the morning, he'd have to get a taxi home, and that'd be a lot of money. so he stays till he can get the luas. :pac:

ejmaztec

Isn't there a debate going on in Egypt about this?

44leto

Yes to my shame I have done it, I did feel guilty at first, but then it became routine and it doesn't feel to bad anymore.

The King of Moo

44leto wrote: »

Yes to my shame I have done it, I did feel guilty at first, but then it became routine and it doesn't feel to bad anymore.

Subtle "I have lots of sex" brag :pac:.

Ares

Generally don't sleep particularly well when with another person so I'll always wake up early around 7.30 or 8. Just in time to get the bus home. Ideal.

No point paying €20 for a taxi when if you wait 3 hours you can get the bus for €1.80.

44leto

The King of Moo wrote: »

Subtle "I have lots of sex" brag :pac:.

I truly wish, just me blagging rather then bragging.

Lando Griffin

Before I was eagerly snapped up by my current OH of 10 years; I would be often found in the kitchen preparing breakfast for the lady of pleasure that I was just after spending the night with. Once I ended up chasing cattle all morning with one lucky ladies father;cos her brother didn't make it home. Most women would be delighted to have my around most of the next day and it was only the occasional one who asked me to leave shortly after I would burst into rhyme.

karl_m

Augmerson wrote: »

Sometimes I read these threads and I really wonder about the people who make them up. What is the story with them? What is their buzz?

I was generally just looking forward to the replies :rolleyes:
I've never done it myself but heard of friends that have and always wondered what others(especially girls) thought of it.

To me sex is just sex, nothing special about it, just another form of pleasure, and don't see why two people can't enjoy one night. Then again I'm a bloke and probably don't know what I'm saying.

Baneblade

Domo230 wrote: »

AH can never "leave".

How does one leave their right hand?

The first step is cheating with your left

Gummy Panda

Loopy wrote: »

It's normally a relief to wake up and find they've gone, in fairness.

[SIZE="1"]/that one time it happened, I mean.[/SIZE]

Not a snuggler?

gcgirl

karl_m wrote: »

Augmerson wrote: »

Sometimes I read these threads and I really wonder about the people who make them up. What is the story with them? What is their buzz?

I was generally just looking forward to the replies :rolleyes:
I've never done it myself but heard of friends that have and always wondered what others(especially girls) thought of it.

To me sex is just sex, nothing special about it, just another form of pleasure, and don't see why two people can't enjoy one night. Then again I'm a bloke and probably don't know what I'm saying.

I'm a woman and I kind of agree with yah, I don't do sleepovers either

karl_m

gcgirl wrote: »

I'm a woman and I kind of agree with yah, I don't do sleepovers either

I suppose the reason I would leave straight after it or the next morning is I think it would be awkward explaining how it was only a one night stand.
I'm sure most girls wont mind, but I've experienced and heard stories of some "drama" girls.

That and telling them before hand that you're only in it for the ride might not end well.:p

prinz

I never slept with anyone I wanted to run away from. Solves that problem.

Born to Die

I have never left if it is a one night stand.
I have left a few relationships while they were away. Can't do with all that dramatic sh!te. When it's over it's over, both parties know. It takes one to confirm it.

Gran Hermano

Did it once and found myself trapped between a closed hall door and a porch door that needed a key to open. Ended up having to knock on the front door until she woke up, came downstairs and 'rescued' me. Managed to convince her I suffer from insomnia and was nipping outside for a cig.

xzanti

So glad I never had a one night stand

Dirty stop-outs the lot of yis.

Duggys Housemate

Generally I can convince even the shyest girls into a threesome, or foursome. So it's hard to get away without waking them, you would think? You'd be wrong, generally they are so exhausted with my crazy stamina that the two or three girls sleep soundly as I sneak out..

LH Pathe

AH.. you must mean entering, before she wake up. Good enough reason to leave, before she wake up - but she were that unconscious I've a feeling she may never wake up

kowloon

I make her breakfast, but not too much as she has to keep space for meeting the parents for dinner.

The_Kew_Tour

Did it once in Serbia. I had get flight although her snoring helped me get out on time;)

shopaholic01

Do any of you ever bring them back to yours? If so, do they sneak out?

admiralofthefleet

wiping your charlie in the curtains and legging it before she wakes up is called a b n' b (bed not breakfast)

phill106

jaffacakesyum wrote: »

Hate to say I probably would've done this one time. But then I remembered she had said to me on the night that she could give me a lift home in the morning. So it was worth the stay just so I didn't have to get the bus/walk

So you got a ride then a ride!
Sweet....

Dermighty

Jerked off into her face cream too.

micropig

Dermighty wrote: »

Jerked off into her face cream too.

Do you put her toothbrush up your anus as well?

Dermighty

micropig wrote: »

Do you put her toothbrush up your anus as well?

I'm not an animal, just a caveman!

Battered Mars Bar

I had sex once, I clung on for dear life but she got away in the end.

Dermighty

Battered Mars Bar wrote: »

I had sex once, I clinged on for dear life but she got away in the end.

clung.

funny story though.

LilyCricket

So done it. Wake up, cringe, gather your stuff as quiet as you can, afraid to breathe. Get out of the bedroom run to the door. The relief when you see blue skys and feel the fresh air

amazing